Chapter III: KAWAII!!!

Disclaimer: Hi everyone!! I got nine reviews!!! V for victory. I'm so glad people seem to like this fic. I don't own the G-boys, the Jaws theme ^___^, or the Gremlins theme, the Smurfs, the Shining and many, many other things. Still own my hair though. Don't sue me since I'm *shifty eyes* poor. Also everyone thank god that there's no arranged marriages in the U.S. or else I'd be doomed to married to marry Mark O_o. Well that was sort of out of no where…. Onto the fic.

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Heero was still in closet, gun ready. The annoying Jaws music had finally stopped, but he was beginning to think he would have preferred that song versus to the new theme, the Gremlins. //Where is everyone else? Why hadn't they sounded the alarm?? Well it's no good just to stay here, hiding. I might as well….make a break for it.// He creaked open the closet door, and peered out. His room appeared intact, but who knew for how long since she was here. Silently he crept out of his little haven of safety to face what horrors that laid ahead.

He closed his eyes and listened. //TV is still on, Quatre must be there. I'll go there first.// He eased open the his door and carefully scanned the hall. //No sign of her.// He slowly walked down the hall. Than he had vision of two Relenas standing at the end of the hall.

"Heeeeeero. Come play with us Heeeeeero." O_O He hurried towards the stairs //That's the last time I'm watching scary movies with Duo.// The lone G-boy reached the staircase.

"Creek." He narrowed his eyes, someone was coming. He stuck out his foot, ignoring that the music had suddenly stopped, as the mysterious person reach the top of the staircase running.

"Ahhhhh!!!" The person tripped over the foot and flew.

"…..Wufei?" Heero breathed a sigh of relief as he looked at the Chinese boy lying face down on the ground.

'Wufei' slowly sat up, he turned towards Heero, his face hidden by a shadow. "Heero?" Heero blinked.

"Hai?"

"I MISSED YOU!!!" 'Wufei' jumped the stunned G-boy.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Duo looked up. "Well…that can't be good news." He hurried to the living room to join Trowa and Quatre, since he really didn't want to be left in the kitchen to wait for 'Wufei' to come back. Quatre sat inches from the television screen, his eyes glazed over. Trowa had settled onto the couch and was reading the newspaper, occasionally looking at Quatre and shaking his head. Circus boy had raised his eyebrow at the scream of pure terror, but than had just resumed reading the paper. Duo entered the room as the Jaws music began again.

"…" He gently shoved Quatre aside so he could see what in the world was on TV, hoping for the sake of his sanity it was Jaws. He stared blankly at the little blue smurfs singing on the screen. "……" Quatre glared at Duo with ice cold blue eyes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Heero ran into the room, still screaming. The three boys turned to look at him as he hid in a corner, shuddering.

"Uhh, Heero, are you okay?"

Heero looked at Duo with fear-filled eyes. "S-she's possessed Wufei!!! And…" He shuddered.

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Back at the mall…

"Are you okay?" Rebecca asked as she poked 'Relena'. 'Relena' twitched.

"Relena?" The pink princess twitched more.

"Wufei?" The evil one opened an eye. Rebecca sweatdropped. "This is so not right…."

'Relena' slowly sat up. "…It was just a really bad nightmare. Maxwell, did you put something in my milk?"

"Um, no, and I'm not Maxwell. And this isn't a dream." She pinched herself to be sure. "Yup, definitely not a dream Wuffie." 'Relena' blinked.

"……But that would mean…I'm… INJUSTICE!!!!"

"Hai, you're Relena, and how in the world did that happen?"

'Relena' closed her eyes and thought. "..First Maxwell told me there was a singing panda," Rebecca raised her eyebrow. "And, when I turned to get my waffle he had already gotten it. Than I yelled at him and wished…."

"Well?"

"That I was someone he would never steal a waffle from…"

The girl laughed. "Well, it looks like your wish came true my poor man or should I say girl."

"Shutup." commanded the infuriated 'Relena'.

"Hey wait a sec, if your in Relena's body, that means that…Ewww." Rebecca finished. "That is also soooo not right." She declared as she hugged the remains of her Stitch plushie.

'Relena' blinked. "Ahhh, f*ck!!! I've got to get home, before it does anything humiliating!" Rebecca pictured Wufei glomping Heero. O_o 'Relena' stood up.

"I'll come with ya."

"Why in the world would I want a Duo look-a-like who also happened to be a girl's help?"

"Because I doubt that the other boys would allow you to get within a 5 mile radius of the house much less likely inside without shooting you when you look like this." The girl said waving her index finger. "Anyway, don't you wanna buy some clothes, or do you like wearing pink?"

"I hate you…"

"I'll take that as a compliment, since you hate all you friends." she said with a smirk as she dragged 'Relena' into the nearest store.

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In the G-boy living-room…

"Wha----?" Heero twitched and hide his face. Quatre shrugged and happily returned his smurfs.

"….Who did what?" Trowa calmly asked as he folded his newspaper.

"Her!!" Yelled the poor G-boy.

"You know, Heero, that really doesn't help us."

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeero? Where arrrrrrre youuuu?" Heero eyes widened.

"S-she's coming…" He stuttered.

"…Heero that sounded like Wufei."

"Shhhh!!! I can't hear the TV." Commanded Quatre, his eyes still on the dancing blue creatures. Trowa and Duo sweatdropped.

"Quatre, do you think maybe, you're becoming slightly obsessive with that show?"

"No!!" yelled the usual pacified blond. Trowa shook his head, Duo should have known better than asking Quatre that. The Jaws music intensified, Heero began rocking back and forth.

"Damn, I'm too big… I wish I was small enough to hide from her!!!" Duo blinked having déjà vu for the third time.

"Heeeeeeeero!!! I hear you!!!" 'Wufei' appeared at the doorway with an evil grin plastered on his face.

"Um…Wu-man are you still angry about the waffle?" Trowa just stared blankly at Wufei.

"…"

Heero sat in the corner curled up in a ball. "HEERO!!!" 'Wufei' raced across the room. "Ahhh!!! Kawaii!!!!" 'Wufei' scooped up the wide-eyed chibi.

O_O Duo rubbed his eyes, and looked again. "I-is that Heero?"

"It would appear so." Trowa replied as the chibi began struggling.

"Let me go!" Yelled the chibified Heero.

"Soooo kawaii!!!" squealed 'Wufei' as he squeezed the guts out of the already traumatized chibi.

Duo blinked, and pulled out a camera. "Kodak moment!" He clicked the camera.

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Outside of the G-boy household…

'Relena' who was not wearing a spec of pink, in fact she was wearing a very familiar white outfit, you can find anything in the mall. Beside her was Rebecca, who had a new Stitch plushie, she had managed to convince the people from the Disney store that the plushie that they had given her was defective.

"Will you stop singing already?" Rebecca stuck out her tongue but stopped singing the theme of Kingdom Heart, Hikari. "Thank Nataku."

"Humph, is there a spare key somewhere or would you like the honor of knocking?"

"Spare keys are for weaklings, onna." Retorted 'Relena' as she rang the doorbell. And rang…and rang…and rang… "In the name of justice, open this door already!!!"

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Once more in the living-room…

"Hey, that's sounds like the Wu-man."

"…Duo, Wufei is in here."

"Heeeero! You're just the cutest little child!" 'Wufei' snuggled the terror-stricken chibi.

"…Maybe it's a fake?"

"Also Duo, in case you haven't notice the voice at the door is female."

"Oh yea…."

"I SAID OPEN THIS DOOR!!!" the person at the door yelled, a loud sound followed (the sound of a foot kicking the door). "INJUSTICE!!" There was a loud crash of the front door falling down.

"Yay! You did it Wuffie!"

"Shutup, baka!"

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Ta da! That's the third chapter! Wonderful, ain't it? Even though I can't update till the 4th since I was a bad girl, at least that's what ff.net says. I hoped you all liked it, and you know what this means, only two wishes left. ^___^ And they have yet to find out who is granting these wishes. Don't you all love chibi Heero? He's so kawaii. I once had a dream that was all about chibi Heero, actually it was pretty sad, he had these big blue eyes and was always crying. I demand 5 reviews before I update, since it seems to work. Well must be going now, caio!