ZARATHUSTRAA: All right, the process is simple: just take the phrase Most Likely To and fill in the sentence. Remember, this is for mister

DAN HIBIKI

The warriors think on this for a bit. Then a few give their answers.

MOST LIKELY TO:

KEN: make fun of every other fighter he sees.

RYU: Get in a fight and win because his opponent didn't care anymore.

DAN: Hey now, watch the cutting remarks!

ZARATHUSTRAA: That's the way it works, Dan. They can say whatever they want to about you. Continue everyone.

SAKURA: Resent being male

AKUMA: Grr.(stalks back into the shadows). Get his ass kicked. By me. Every time.

KING: Address everyone as "Ooshaa."

BLANKA: Rowrr, rowwrr, ROWR. (loosely translated, "argue with the priest at his own wedding.")

ANDY: Claim that his Gi really is its natural color.

DAN: but it is, I swear.

CHUN LI: Have a near death experience every single day.

TERRY: Cry uncontrollably. Even when he wins.

ANDY: Serve as irrefutable proof of the bastardized effects of the Shotokan martial arts.

BENIMARU: Turn both cheeks simultaneously.

BISON: Be the only one unworthy of receiving Psycho Power.

KYO: Be the first and only person to throw three unpowered kicks in a single bound.

E. HONDA: Tell his life story in a single day.

GUILE: Quit being a Street Fighter once he realizes he can't fight. CHARLIE: Get stuck in an awkward position.

DHALSIM: be an even bigger disturbance when he claims he has found inner peace

CAMMY: .Claim "it's not fair" about anything and everything.

MAI: fight a smurf.(Chuckle) and lose.

(Dan is beginning to get a little annoyed)

SAGAT: Create a Love Patch to wear on the back of his Gi.

VEGA: Be the most underrated fighter ever.

ZARATHUSTRAA: Okay, enough about him for now. You may get the chance to add some more things later. Now, since We've all gotten the chance to have a go at Dan, lets go in the opposite direction: Ryu! Your next up!





AUTHOR: So whattya think? Should I go on with this?