ZARATHUSTRAA: All right. Onto Mister
RYU HOASHI! (Ryu gets a sweat drop. Chun Li and Sakura giggle. Ken is wearing a rather sinister grin)
MOST LIKELY TO:
KEN: mumble incoherently and then get pissed off when asked to repeat himself.
RYU: Where'd that one come from!?
KEN: Remember the first millennium fight? How you went up against Terry and me and you said something but we couldn't here you, so we asked you twice and you got so pissed off because it was actually a taunt? (Chortles) You're supposed to YELL when you taunt, man!
Everyone has a laugh at this. Ken laughs the loudest. Ryu merely rolls his eyes and thwacks Ken upside the head.
SAKURA: (giggles) Marry a 16 year old.
RYU: Alright, no one accuses me of anything anymore.
ZARATHUSTRAA: (serious-like tone) You should try to learn to play with boys your own age, Sakura (Sakura is downcast). Ryu may "hurt" you unintentionally (she giggles at this. Ryu has a lost look on his face).
AKUMA: Kinda feel like getting into a fight.
KING: Win every tournament and get disappointed.
BLANKA: Meweep. Mewow. (Translation: Write a manifesto on the art of fighting).
ANDY: Have a headband named after himself: Baby Red Dragon!
DAN: Fight and defeat every single fighter on the planet then go insane when there's no one left to fight!
CHUN LI: Discover the meaning of life and never tell anyone.
TERRY: (thumbs the rim of his hat) Have the fist he uses to perform that Dragon Punch encased in bronze.
ANDY: Realize that being footsore from traveling is the worst way to prepare for a battle.
ZANGIEF: Be found on a team with Ken.
BENIMARU: Become symbiotically attached to his headband.
BISON: (Grins) Get run over by a Semi.
KYO: Master the flame before I do.
E. HONDA: Leave his bride at the alter because he's more attracted to the buffet. (This gets a shrug from Chun Li and a nod of approval from everybody else)
GUILE: Copyright Hadoken.
CHARLIE: Have one of his random words and phrases actually be right. (What else can a fight be?)
DHALSIM: Find inner peace himself by denying it to others. (You fight WAY too often, man)
CAMMY: Argue with Sagat on who's the better man. On anything and everything.
MAI: End up bored with life, and stung out on the road.
SAGAT: Win every battle, even the ones he should have lost. (Yes, I am still bitter at you).
VEGA: Be the most powerful fighter ever. But not the most beautiful. (sticks his nose up and runs his hands through his hair)
CAMMY: (to Vega) Asshead.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Movin' right along here.KEN MASTERS! You're next!
RYU HOASHI! (Ryu gets a sweat drop. Chun Li and Sakura giggle. Ken is wearing a rather sinister grin)
MOST LIKELY TO:
KEN: mumble incoherently and then get pissed off when asked to repeat himself.
RYU: Where'd that one come from!?
KEN: Remember the first millennium fight? How you went up against Terry and me and you said something but we couldn't here you, so we asked you twice and you got so pissed off because it was actually a taunt? (Chortles) You're supposed to YELL when you taunt, man!
Everyone has a laugh at this. Ken laughs the loudest. Ryu merely rolls his eyes and thwacks Ken upside the head.
SAKURA: (giggles) Marry a 16 year old.
RYU: Alright, no one accuses me of anything anymore.
ZARATHUSTRAA: (serious-like tone) You should try to learn to play with boys your own age, Sakura (Sakura is downcast). Ryu may "hurt" you unintentionally (she giggles at this. Ryu has a lost look on his face).
AKUMA: Kinda feel like getting into a fight.
KING: Win every tournament and get disappointed.
BLANKA: Meweep. Mewow. (Translation: Write a manifesto on the art of fighting).
ANDY: Have a headband named after himself: Baby Red Dragon!
DAN: Fight and defeat every single fighter on the planet then go insane when there's no one left to fight!
CHUN LI: Discover the meaning of life and never tell anyone.
TERRY: (thumbs the rim of his hat) Have the fist he uses to perform that Dragon Punch encased in bronze.
ANDY: Realize that being footsore from traveling is the worst way to prepare for a battle.
ZANGIEF: Be found on a team with Ken.
BENIMARU: Become symbiotically attached to his headband.
BISON: (Grins) Get run over by a Semi.
KYO: Master the flame before I do.
E. HONDA: Leave his bride at the alter because he's more attracted to the buffet. (This gets a shrug from Chun Li and a nod of approval from everybody else)
GUILE: Copyright Hadoken.
CHARLIE: Have one of his random words and phrases actually be right. (What else can a fight be?)
DHALSIM: Find inner peace himself by denying it to others. (You fight WAY too often, man)
CAMMY: Argue with Sagat on who's the better man. On anything and everything.
MAI: End up bored with life, and stung out on the road.
SAGAT: Win every battle, even the ones he should have lost. (Yes, I am still bitter at you).
VEGA: Be the most powerful fighter ever. But not the most beautiful. (sticks his nose up and runs his hands through his hair)
CAMMY: (to Vega) Asshead.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Movin' right along here.KEN MASTERS! You're next!