ZARATHUSTRAA: Alrighty. We're on now to Mr. KENNETH MASTERS. (Ken grins and gives the thumbs up. His teeth actually sparkle).

RYU: Agree with Eliza about everything.

KEN: Now let's not get started there (I love you honey.sweatdrop.)

SAKURA: Think up wonderful ideas for new moves and never perform any of them.

AKUMA: (crosses his arms) Be second best. (Ken eyes widen and he charges a fireball. Ryu stops him).

KING: Pretend he's Asian.

VICE: Leave himself open after even when he tries to block.

BLANKA: Rwor, RRR . RWOR (Translation: kill Ryu for stealing his lunch)

KEN: Actually, that's something Ryu would do to anybody.

ANDY: Swap Gi's with Dan. And wear it proud.

TERRY: Be connected at the hip with Ryu.

CHUN LI: Finally snap when ANOTHER person asks him to sign an autograph under the name "Ryu."

DAN: Be the strongest fighter you've never met.

KEN: I think I'm beginning to notice trend here.

ZANGIEF: Be a "One Man Party."

BENIMARU: Taunt an opponent to death.

BISON: Attain Psycho Power. Without my help.

KEN: Again, something I think Ryu has a better chance at. C'mon people, gimme some good ones!

KYO: Live in the richest part of town but still try to talk ghetto.

E. HONDA: Be known as the "weird uncle" at his family reunion.

GUILE: Address everyone as "yo."

CHARLIE: Get in a fight only to lose when his hair chokes him.

DHALSIM: Profess how much his style differs from Ryu's.

CAMMY: Be mad at Ryu for always throwing the perfect fireball.

MAI: Die from laughing at his own jokes.

SAGAT: Be the second person on every hit list.

VEGA: Dazzle the ladies with his Shin-Shoruken

ZARATHUSTRAA: Lesse now. TERRY BOGARD, the Lone Wolf! You're next!