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ZARATHUSTRAA: Terry Bogard. Infamous world warrior of the King of Fighters ilk and Fatal Fury poster boy. Everyone, the floor is yours.

RYU: Interrupt a fight with the excuse "Waitasec man, my hat doesn't fit right."

KEN: Have dogs mistake him for a fire hydrant.

TERRY: Just because I like the color red .

SAKURA: Open a dojo with Dan that instructs on the art of "Fighting Flamboyancy."

AKUMA: Fight like a dog . or maybe a Wolf .

KING: Ask everyone how their day is going, then get mad if they don't respond with "okay."

VICE: Become a spokesperson for Zest soap.

BLANKA: Grrr . Rworr Rrr (translation: be the next Luke Skywalker).

ANDY: Hook up with Ryu and start an underground Asian clothing line that specializes in denim jackets and steel plated hats.

CHUN LI: Mourn the passing of Geese Howard if he isn't the one who beats him.

DAN: Make "Okay" sound like a four letter word.

ZANGIEF: Never be stressin'

BENIMARU: Yell something obscene during a heated engagement.

BISON: Take pride in his hick heritage.

KYO: Change his "Burning Knuckles" to "The Horizontal Shoryken." And say it proud.

E. HONDA: Replace Andy's wedding ring with a fake one.

GUILE: Never lose his hat. Even when kicked in the head.

CHARLIE: Catch flies in his mouth when performing his special moves.

DHALSIM: Join a nudist colony.

CAMMY: Act like he's lost.

MAI: Become CEO of SNK.

SAGAT: Impersonate Ryu when no one else is around.

VEGA: Look like the son I never had .

ZARATHUSTRAA: Who should go next here? Cammy? Vega, you seem interested to go on .

SAKURA: Me! Me! Oh pleeeezze do me.

ZARATHUSTRAA: Fine, we'll go with Sakura next.