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ZARATHUSTRAA: Sakura.
SAKURA: Yes?
ZARATHUSTRAA: Let's just get one thing clear: the less you talk, the happier I am.
RYU: Well, it's about time someone had the stones to say that. (Sakura is hurt deeply by this). Ahh, don't go being like that.I didn't mean.
KEN: Ryu, is that any way to treat your fans? I mean seriously?
RYU: . . . Y'know, Ken, your right. Sakura, I think I do owe you an apology. For what I said and. . .for what I've done. You're right. I have no right to treat you the way I do. While I also must apologize for my stern demeanor and curt remarks, try to remember that the pros work under pressure, Okay?
(Sakura responds to this by bear hugging him around his midsection).
RYU: Come back to me on this.I need more time to think on it.
KEN: End up as Ryu's student, carry on the Shotokan tradition and fight Sean in a title match. Just like you and me, eh buddy? (Elbows Ryu. Ryu just smiles)
TERRY: Fight Chun Li in a match of honor (hey, I've seen the way you two stare each other down every chance you get!)
AKUMA: Have the honor of being my last victim.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Alright, that's enough out of you. Ryu?
RYU: Thought you'd never ask.
(Escorts Akuma outside. The sounds of a fight ensue. A short while later, Ryu returns).
KEN: What happened? Where's Akuma?
RYU: Lets just say that there was a Dragon Punch collision and yours truly woke up first.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Good, lets hope he stays that way (Ryu and Ken turn and give a monotonous stare) He won't? Not likely? Well, in any case, let's continue and please, nothing too slanderous here, people. Remember that this is Sakura we're talking about.
KING: Be Ryu's "roadie."
VICE: skip College because there's a test.
BLANKA: GRRROWWR (translation: return a library book because it doesn't work)
ANDY: fight like a girl, but look like a guy.
CHUN LI: Falsely accuse people. (Namely myself)
DAN: Have an identity crisis: Hinata or Sakura?
ZANGIEF: Make Ryu serve 3 to 5 for something he didn't do.
BENIMARU: scare the other kids with her mad fighting talents.
BISON: Accidentally graduate from high school.
KYO: Swear Ryu was the coolest when only she admired him.
E. HONDA: have all the adults remark "kids these days" whenever they talk about her.
GUILE: Compare everything to something else.
CHARLIE: Start a headband trend.
DHALSIM: What? Oh, peace out.
CAMMY: Chew herself out when she grows out of her hand guards.
MAI: Take photos when no one's looking.
SAGAT: Relate to maturity like most people relate to appendicitis.
VEGA: Give up Ryu fandom when she tries to copy his eating habits.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Ryu?
RYU: Babble really fast, walk away, and have no idea what she just said.
SAKURA: Actually, that one does fit me pretty well...
ZARATHUSTRAA: Sakura.
SAKURA: Yes?
ZARATHUSTRAA: Let's just get one thing clear: the less you talk, the happier I am.
RYU: Well, it's about time someone had the stones to say that. (Sakura is hurt deeply by this). Ahh, don't go being like that.I didn't mean.
KEN: Ryu, is that any way to treat your fans? I mean seriously?
RYU: . . . Y'know, Ken, your right. Sakura, I think I do owe you an apology. For what I said and. . .for what I've done. You're right. I have no right to treat you the way I do. While I also must apologize for my stern demeanor and curt remarks, try to remember that the pros work under pressure, Okay?
(Sakura responds to this by bear hugging him around his midsection).
RYU: Come back to me on this.I need more time to think on it.
KEN: End up as Ryu's student, carry on the Shotokan tradition and fight Sean in a title match. Just like you and me, eh buddy? (Elbows Ryu. Ryu just smiles)
TERRY: Fight Chun Li in a match of honor (hey, I've seen the way you two stare each other down every chance you get!)
AKUMA: Have the honor of being my last victim.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Alright, that's enough out of you. Ryu?
RYU: Thought you'd never ask.
(Escorts Akuma outside. The sounds of a fight ensue. A short while later, Ryu returns).
KEN: What happened? Where's Akuma?
RYU: Lets just say that there was a Dragon Punch collision and yours truly woke up first.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Good, lets hope he stays that way (Ryu and Ken turn and give a monotonous stare) He won't? Not likely? Well, in any case, let's continue and please, nothing too slanderous here, people. Remember that this is Sakura we're talking about.
KING: Be Ryu's "roadie."
VICE: skip College because there's a test.
BLANKA: GRRROWWR (translation: return a library book because it doesn't work)
ANDY: fight like a girl, but look like a guy.
CHUN LI: Falsely accuse people. (Namely myself)
DAN: Have an identity crisis: Hinata or Sakura?
ZANGIEF: Make Ryu serve 3 to 5 for something he didn't do.
BENIMARU: scare the other kids with her mad fighting talents.
BISON: Accidentally graduate from high school.
KYO: Swear Ryu was the coolest when only she admired him.
E. HONDA: have all the adults remark "kids these days" whenever they talk about her.
GUILE: Compare everything to something else.
CHARLIE: Start a headband trend.
DHALSIM: What? Oh, peace out.
CAMMY: Chew herself out when she grows out of her hand guards.
MAI: Take photos when no one's looking.
SAGAT: Relate to maturity like most people relate to appendicitis.
VEGA: Give up Ryu fandom when she tries to copy his eating habits.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Ryu?
RYU: Babble really fast, walk away, and have no idea what she just said.
SAKURA: Actually, that one does fit me pretty well...