VEGA: Zarathustraa.
ZARATHUSTRAA: What?
VEGA: (removes his mask). Order them to talk about me.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Excuse me?
VEGA: You heard me. While I normally pay no mind to the dronings on of the unsightly rabble, many of my colleagues here are worthy in their own respects and I take to heart what some say of me. Some are worthy opponents (glances at Ryu). Others share mutual interests (glances at Bison). The rest of you are beneath me, but I still treasure your opinions nonetheless. Enough of this, though. Proceed.
ZARATHUSTRAA: I suppose it was inevitable . Very well, Vega. But I think some know what your more likely to do than others. It's not always easy to profile a psycho, you know.
RYU: Try to shave his own tongue.
KEN: Fly away while exchanging blows.
SAKURA: Cut up a lynch mob.
KING: Have an abnormal fear of zits and body hair.
VICE: Get a job modeling at Victoria's Secret.
VEGA: I don't do underwear modeling. I prefer completely naked.
BLANKA: Rwor, Rwor . RWOR (Translation: look like a man, but smell like a woman).
VEGA: I should take offence to that, but I won't .
ANDY: Scare all the little children in his neighborhood.
TERRY: Always put "I love" before his first name.
CHUN LI: Scold a rose if he thinks it has too many thorns.
DAN: Spend hundreds of dollars a day washing his face.
ZANGIEF: Look down on little people, but get stepped on by a big person.
VEGA: If you're through prattling, plug ugly, I'll show you just who's the little man.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Watch it now. If you need to settle your differences, take it outside. Otherwise, sit down and shut up.
BENIMARU: Declare his Most Likely To "unfitting."
VEGA: (smiles at this). Finally. One person who gets me.
BISON: Always show up late for the secret meetings.
KYO: End up living in a van down by the river.
E. HONDA: Start a cult that worships porcelain.
GUILE: Suffocate from hugging himself too hard.
CHARLIE: Be the only Spaniard without an accent.
DHALSIM: Change his name to "Angel."
CAMMY: Drive opponents insane with his squeaky giggle.
MAI: Have his whole body turn white.
SAGAT: Collaborate on a horror film with Wes Craven and Jonathan Demme.
ZARATHUSTRAA: What?
VEGA: (removes his mask). Order them to talk about me.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Excuse me?
VEGA: You heard me. While I normally pay no mind to the dronings on of the unsightly rabble, many of my colleagues here are worthy in their own respects and I take to heart what some say of me. Some are worthy opponents (glances at Ryu). Others share mutual interests (glances at Bison). The rest of you are beneath me, but I still treasure your opinions nonetheless. Enough of this, though. Proceed.
ZARATHUSTRAA: I suppose it was inevitable . Very well, Vega. But I think some know what your more likely to do than others. It's not always easy to profile a psycho, you know.
RYU: Try to shave his own tongue.
KEN: Fly away while exchanging blows.
SAKURA: Cut up a lynch mob.
KING: Have an abnormal fear of zits and body hair.
VICE: Get a job modeling at Victoria's Secret.
VEGA: I don't do underwear modeling. I prefer completely naked.
BLANKA: Rwor, Rwor . RWOR (Translation: look like a man, but smell like a woman).
VEGA: I should take offence to that, but I won't .
ANDY: Scare all the little children in his neighborhood.
TERRY: Always put "I love" before his first name.
CHUN LI: Scold a rose if he thinks it has too many thorns.
DAN: Spend hundreds of dollars a day washing his face.
ZANGIEF: Look down on little people, but get stepped on by a big person.
VEGA: If you're through prattling, plug ugly, I'll show you just who's the little man.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Watch it now. If you need to settle your differences, take it outside. Otherwise, sit down and shut up.
BENIMARU: Declare his Most Likely To "unfitting."
VEGA: (smiles at this). Finally. One person who gets me.
BISON: Always show up late for the secret meetings.
KYO: End up living in a van down by the river.
E. HONDA: Start a cult that worships porcelain.
GUILE: Suffocate from hugging himself too hard.
CHARLIE: Be the only Spaniard without an accent.
DHALSIM: Change his name to "Angel."
CAMMY: Drive opponents insane with his squeaky giggle.
MAI: Have his whole body turn white.
SAGAT: Collaborate on a horror film with Wes Craven and Jonathan Demme.