ZARATHUSTRAA: This IS starting to get interesting. You guys are beginning
to fight with words rather than exchanging blows. This is just too
funny.Too Hell with the formalities! Say what you wish! If anything, this
shall be hilarious.
CAMMY: Ryu is a shockingly dedicated warmonger (short pause. Ryu looks like he's about to protest) How would you like to join us at Delta Red?
RYU: Me? Military.? Hmm.
CAMMY: C'mon, everything is provided for you in the army.
RYU: Forget it. The fight is all and I don't like to use guns. Besides, I already have everything that I need.
CAMMY: But not everything you.want? (Almost imperceptible head nod in Chun Li's direction. Chun Li is fooled for a moment).
CHUN LI: Oh, so, all of a sudden I'm a liability? Y'know I really don't understand why I'm always seen as the great Street Fighter love pairing! Sure, Ryu, you're a great fighter and (surprisingly) a sensitive guy, but I hate the way everyone acts as if I don't have eyes for any of the other millions of guys in the world.
SAKURA: Well, if you don't want to take him.(gives Ryu a half grin. Ryu shifts uneasily in his seat and absentmindedly adjusts his headband).
CHUN LI: Now, hold on, I wouldn't go that far. And I'm certainly not letting him go to you without a fight!
SAKURA: Oh, NOW you like him enough to fight for him!?
CHUN LI: I don't need a reason to kick your ass!
GUILE: Ryu, forget about them. Forget about them and all of that bullshit. Come and work for us in the Air Force! C'mon, I think then you could pair up with Charlie as a copilot. How do you feel about the callsign Goose?
RYU: What is this? Weren't we doing something earlier that didn't involve so much bickering?
SAGAT: Slandering each other, you mean? Yeah. But I'd like to get back to it. I was startin' to like it.Hey Blanka! Yeah, you oasis for jungle ticks, I'm talkin' to you.
MAI: Fight.Fight.Fight.FIGHT.
ZANGIEF: Bison is most likely to star as Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie.
BISON: And I'm sure that you'll have a hell of a time playing the role of Chewbacca! And I think you're the most likely to invent a shaving device for one's own back hair.
VEGA: Speaking of movies, I wonder if that X-Men II role for Wolverine has been filled yet.
VICE: You gonna try out?
VEGA: Actually, I was just thinking how much it would benefit the world for everyone to wake up every morning to see my face on TV.
KEN: Audition for the role as an Austin Powers villain. Vice can be Mr. Bigglesworth. (Ken's response for this is a booted kick sending him clear across the room).
TERRY: I think Blanka will befriend a ferret and sing Hakuna Matata out in the forest one of these days.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Is this not funny as Hell? I certainly think that it is.
BISON: Slander me all you want. But when worse comes to worse, I'm still the most powerful with my Psycho Power! Plus, I'm the only villain of my kind who's not assymetrical! Sagat and Cammy have scars, Balrog is to stupid even for villain standards. Vega, your general demeanor should be considered assymetrical.
(And so on and so forth. Hilarity ensued throughout the rest of this, the rest of which I will not disclose here, for some of it could be considered serious. If you wish to know exactly what else that happened, E-Mail me. Trust me, there's a lot more to this than what I've disclosed so far).
Zarathustraa.
CAMMY: Ryu is a shockingly dedicated warmonger (short pause. Ryu looks like he's about to protest) How would you like to join us at Delta Red?
RYU: Me? Military.? Hmm.
CAMMY: C'mon, everything is provided for you in the army.
RYU: Forget it. The fight is all and I don't like to use guns. Besides, I already have everything that I need.
CAMMY: But not everything you.want? (Almost imperceptible head nod in Chun Li's direction. Chun Li is fooled for a moment).
CHUN LI: Oh, so, all of a sudden I'm a liability? Y'know I really don't understand why I'm always seen as the great Street Fighter love pairing! Sure, Ryu, you're a great fighter and (surprisingly) a sensitive guy, but I hate the way everyone acts as if I don't have eyes for any of the other millions of guys in the world.
SAKURA: Well, if you don't want to take him.(gives Ryu a half grin. Ryu shifts uneasily in his seat and absentmindedly adjusts his headband).
CHUN LI: Now, hold on, I wouldn't go that far. And I'm certainly not letting him go to you without a fight!
SAKURA: Oh, NOW you like him enough to fight for him!?
CHUN LI: I don't need a reason to kick your ass!
GUILE: Ryu, forget about them. Forget about them and all of that bullshit. Come and work for us in the Air Force! C'mon, I think then you could pair up with Charlie as a copilot. How do you feel about the callsign Goose?
RYU: What is this? Weren't we doing something earlier that didn't involve so much bickering?
SAGAT: Slandering each other, you mean? Yeah. But I'd like to get back to it. I was startin' to like it.Hey Blanka! Yeah, you oasis for jungle ticks, I'm talkin' to you.
MAI: Fight.Fight.Fight.FIGHT.
ZANGIEF: Bison is most likely to star as Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie.
BISON: And I'm sure that you'll have a hell of a time playing the role of Chewbacca! And I think you're the most likely to invent a shaving device for one's own back hair.
VEGA: Speaking of movies, I wonder if that X-Men II role for Wolverine has been filled yet.
VICE: You gonna try out?
VEGA: Actually, I was just thinking how much it would benefit the world for everyone to wake up every morning to see my face on TV.
KEN: Audition for the role as an Austin Powers villain. Vice can be Mr. Bigglesworth. (Ken's response for this is a booted kick sending him clear across the room).
TERRY: I think Blanka will befriend a ferret and sing Hakuna Matata out in the forest one of these days.
ZARATHUSTRAA: Is this not funny as Hell? I certainly think that it is.
BISON: Slander me all you want. But when worse comes to worse, I'm still the most powerful with my Psycho Power! Plus, I'm the only villain of my kind who's not assymetrical! Sagat and Cammy have scars, Balrog is to stupid even for villain standards. Vega, your general demeanor should be considered assymetrical.
(And so on and so forth. Hilarity ensued throughout the rest of this, the rest of which I will not disclose here, for some of it could be considered serious. If you wish to know exactly what else that happened, E-Mail me. Trust me, there's a lot more to this than what I've disclosed so far).
Zarathustraa.