In Which Tyson Dumps Michael For Kai
By: Joce

Joce: Nyah!

J-san: Her Yami, J-san... Shi-ne!*Muttering.*

J-chan: And her, uh, um, hm, uh, let's see, um, oh yeah, her chibi, er, uh, what was my name?

Rem: J-chan...

J-chan: Yeah, my name is J-chan!

Rem: Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, also known as, Rem! Yay! Another ficcie!

RP-chan: *Rolls eyes.* Uh huh, I'm Rem's Yami, RP-chan...

R-chan: And, and, and, and, and, and, and I'm Rem's, Rem's, Rem's, Rem's, Rem's, Rem's chibi, R-chan!

Joce: OKAY! WHO IS THE JACKASS WHO FED THE CHIBIS SUGAR!?

R-chan and J-chan: *Bouncing around.* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Tyson: *Whistling.* Nope, not me...

Joce: TYSON KINOMIYA!

Tyson: Eh heh?

Rem, RP-chan, R-chan, J-san, J-chan, Kai: Eh heh heh heh... *Sweatdrop.* Joce does not own Beyblade...

Joce: *Chasing Tyson with a house above her head.* TYSON KINOMIYA! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

Tyson: *Running for his life.* No way! I do that, and I die!

Joce: *Stops.* That's right! Fucking damn son of a bi-

Rem: *Smacks Joce.* No bad laguage in front of little children!

Joce: It's already PG-13!

Rem: Ahhhhhhhhh, that is right, my friend!

Joce: Thank you,
Flower-inthe-wind, Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, for reviewing chapter 1!
Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, SaturnsFirefly, Sora, for reviewing chapter 2!
Blue Demon, Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, AntimonyZero, for reviewing chapter 3!
Blue Demon, Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, ash fire, AntimonyZero, dru and larry, for reviewing chapter 4!
dru and larry, ChibiBoko, Lil' Black kitten, for reviewing chapter 5!
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"Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" Tyson complained.

"Hold on!" Kai yelled from his closet.

"What are you lookin' for?" Tyson asked.

(Joce: LUBE! MWAHA!
Rem: EVIL! MWAHA!
J-san, RP-chan, J-chan, R-chan: *Have gas masks on.* Can not be intaminated by their evil plans and evilness...)

"Uh, a book?" Kai said, looking confused to exactly WHY he was in his closet.

"Uh huh... sure... let's just... well, you know..." Tyson said.

"Nope..." Kai said.

"Why?" Tyson asked.

"Because, you already have a boyfriend..." Kai said.

"Huh? Oh yeah..." Tyson said.

"You'd be cheating on him then..." Kai said.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, who was I dating, again?" Tyson asked.

"Michael..." Kai said.

"Oh yeah!" Tyson excalimed.

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"Hey, I need to speak to Tyson..." Michael said.

"Uh, sure." Ray said, going upsatirs to Kai's room.

"Heya, Maxie..." Michael grinned.

"Oh, hi Michael, how's my mom?" Max asked.

"Who, Judy? She's fine." Michael said.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooooooooooooooooo yooooooooooooou mean? Michael's downstairs waiting for me?" Tyson yelled, running downstairs.

"Heya, Tyson." Michael grinned.

(Joce: BASTARD! HAND TYAON BACK OVER TO KAI! OR ELSE!
Rem: Or else, what?
Joce: *Calm, sticking a figer up, smiling, eyes closed and happy.* I'll bite his head off, of course. I got fangs, wanna see them? *Shows off grown-up fangs.* See?
Rem: You really are a lion, aren't you?
Joce: Uh huh!)

"Uh, take Max, I love someone else!" Tyson yelled.

"Yup, knew it! Heh, *Snabs Max off the floor and slings him over his back.* Seeya!" Michael said.

"Hey! Can I come, too?" Ray asked.

"Sure!" Michael exclaimed.

"Whoo, bye!" Tyson yelled.

"Heh, hmmmmmm, where's Kenny?" Kai asked.

"I dunno." Tyson said.

"Well..." Kai smirked.

"Well?" Tyson looked at him, confused, again.

Kai was a swift as light speed...

(Joce: LIGHT SPEED DASH! LIGHT SPEED DASH!
Rem: That's from Sonic, though...*Cute inoccent look.*
Joce: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!*Glomps Rem.*
Rem: Hummmmmmmmm...*Cute grin.*
Joce: Yay!)

Tyson whimpered, again, Kai was kissing him, again, while walking up the stairs.

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Joce and Rem: Next one is Rated NC-17!

Joce: I'm putting this in the rated R part, okay people!? When I'm done with part seven anyway...

Rem: So, after this chapter, ya' gotta look in the rated R section!

Joce: This was suppose to be a one-part, and I thought my ficcie sucked, you guys liked it so much that I couldn't resist to write more! Hey Rem!?

Rem: Yah?

Joce: Ya' know that you're like a big sister to me, right?

Rem: No, I din't know till ya' told me since a second ago...

Joce: I'm the oldest out of my brothers and sisters, I have one brother, Skyler Vanderhaden, age 1, birthday, June 9,2001... Kendra Colvett, age 9, birthday, June 28,1993... and, I, Jocelyn Hoover, age 11, August 10,1991... I had no one to look up to, so, I made my own rules!

Rem: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay!

Joce: Tell me to write soon! And who else besides Rem, RP-chan, and R-chan want to do the next fic with me? Ja!