Beyblade Special: Rem's Birthday
By: Joce
Joce and Galeena: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REM-SAN'S BIRTHDAY! Rem is turning 14! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Rem: *Blushes.*
Joce: We have a BIG present for you!
Galeena: Yup! Yup! Yup!
BK-san (Galeena's Yami!): Yup! There is a rooster in Tyson's pants!
B-chan (Galeena's chibi!): YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP!
RP-chan and J-san: *Drinking beer.* Hic... *And mildly drunk, plus they had too much sugar.* Heya! Hooppy Burfday crew Rem!
Joce: *Sweatdrop.* Where did they get the sake?
Galeena: *Sweatdrop.* No idea, but my Yami is drinking some...sake...now..too... OH NO!
Rem, Joce and Galeena: *Facefault, sweatdrop and strikin' horror on their faces.* This...is...pleasent...
R-chan, J-chan and B-chan: *Jump around wildly, probably because they had WAY too much sugar.* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joce: *Slaps the Yamis.* Anywho, Rem, Galeena and I, Joce, are entering th fic! Okay? Okay! Okie dokie!
RP-chan, J-san, BK-chan, R-chan, J-chan and B-chan: They do not own Beyblade! But they own themselves! *Crack up.*
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"Whew... KENNY! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Tyson yelled, coming downstairs.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Who's at the door?" Kai asked.
TAP! TAP!
"I dunno..." Tyson said.
BUZZ! BUZZ!
"Wonder if it's Kenny." Kai wondered aloud.
BASH! BASH!
"Maybe..." Tyson said.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! NOW!" a voice yelled from outside.
(Joce: Guess who? *Glaring at the door.* OP-EN U-UP NO-OW!)
Tyson opened the door, "Um, oh, hi there? Do I know you from somewhere?
"Jocelyn is the name, just call me Joce, though! You call me Jocelyn, you'll be in the middle of the street tied up and begging for mercy!" one of the girls yelled.
"Uh, right... Sorry for my friend's behavior, Joce, sit!" another one of the girls yelled.
'Uh, one girl, two girl, three girl, four, five, six, and one, two, three, small girls...and...KENNY!? Where has he been?' Tyson thought.
Joce sat on the ground obediently...weirdo...
"Eh heh...Sorry...Hi, my name is Rem, but you can call me Rem...I mean! My name is Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, but you can call me Rem..." the second girl said.
"I'm BlackKitten-chan! Call me Galeena, though!" the third said, cheerfully.
Kenny spoke up, " That's RP-chan, R-chan, J-san, J-chan, BK-san and B-chan."
"Oh, okay, I'm Tyson, that's Kai...and the three people coming up the street are Ray, Max and Michael...Come in, please." Tyson said.
The nine girls and one boy walked in, followed by three other boys...guess...-_-; If you don't know, then I wish you good luck in the mentality hospital, anyway, the other three boys are Ray, Max and Michael if you couldn't guess...-_-;;;;
"REM BIRTHDAY! REM BIRTHDAY!" Joce yelled, jumping up and down, then bouncing around the room as usual.
Rem blushed. Galeena snickered.
"And what, may I ask, is so funny?" Rem asked.
"Her! Heh heh..." Galeena answered.
Rem looked back at Joce, who was apparently, pushing Tyson and Kai to her.
"Hey, woulda' let go? I'm trying to cook here!" Kai yelled, whacking Joce over the head with the frying pan about 26 times. Joce kept on pushing the two to Rem.
"Say happy birthday to Rem-san! Now!" Joce yelled, taking out a katana.
"Eh heh... Happy Birthday, Rem..." Tyson and Kai said sweatdropping.
"You not sushi on a plate now..." Joce said, putting away the katana.
"Where did you get the dragon-handled-katana?" Galeena asked.
"My dad's katana... Wanna meet someone new? Fiery!" Joce yelled.
A small black dragon with a star on it's stomache flew through the open window.
"Leo!" Joce yelled.
A lion-cub, ran through the doorway.
"Oh, shit, fuck, damn, crap, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!" the others panicked, except Rem, Joce and Galeena anyway...
"Heh heh, Fiera!" Rem yelled.
A small black dragon with a star on it's forehead flew in the open window.
"Jeo!" Rem yelled again...
A jaguar-cub came into the home, very small, like the lion-cub.
"Fiero!" Galeena giggled.
A small black dragon dragon with a star on it's neck flew in through the window.
"Ceo!" Galeena snickered.
A cheetah-cub ran into the house.
"Yay! Our pets!" Rem cheered.
Joce and Galeena nodded, smiling.
RP-chan, J-san and BK-san sighed, walikng by...
"We do not know them..."
"They are our Yamis!" Rem said.
"And they are our chibis!" Galeena said, pointing toward the little 'children.'
"And! Hit it!" Joce yelled.
"Happy Birthday ta' Rem-san, ya! Ya! *Kicks wall and puts a dent in it.* O.O oops... Rem-san! She's the one! Today! You must enjoy! Ya! YA! YA! Must enjoy! Must enjoy! Because it's your Birthday! YA! YA! YA! YA! Must enjoy today! Because you-turned-*Wheeze...*-fourteen! YA! YA! YA! YA! YA!" Joce sang, dancing around. The dragons flew around her, and the cubs leapt around with her, purring.
"O.O You ruined my wall, but good song... MY WALL! MY PRECIOUS WALL!" Max yelled.
"Thanks, Joce. O.-; Good song... Are you gonna fix the wall?" Rem asked.
"Sure." Joce said, she snaps her fingers, the wall is back to normal.
"^.^ My little wall! How are you feeling?" Max asked.
"O.O;;; Is he drunk?" Galeena asked.
"O.O Uh, oops, what if I said yah?" Joce asked.
"Then I'd have to pummel you..." Galeena said.
"What about no?" Joce asked.
"Then I'll start yelling." Galeena said.
"The first sounds painful...Yah!" Joce said.
"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! MAX IS TALKING TO A WALL!" Galeena yelled, pummeling Joce.
Song lyrics:
Happy Birthday ta' _____________, ya! Ya!
_______________!
She's the one!
Today!
You must enjoy! Ya! YA! YA!
Must enjoy! Must enjoy!
Because it's your Birthday! YA! YA! YA! YA!
Must enjoy otday!
Because you-turned-__________! YA! YA! YA! YA! YA!
"Okay! Cake! Presents! FOOD!" Joce yelled, after Galeena stopped pummeling her.
"O.O Okay... how about cake?" Rem asked.
"I baked it!" Joce yelled.
"POISION!" J-san and J-chan yelled.
"You never even tasted my food before. -_-; Everyone else likes it..." Joce said.
So they ate cake, mmmmmmmmmm, chocolate frosting! Vanilla cake! Strawberry ice cream to attach the layers! Yum! Then they ate! Joce and Tyson ordering about 500 pizzas, 5 boxes for the others, while Joce and Tyson ate the other 495 boxes... Lets put it saying, they weren't even full afterwards, and they were still thin.
(Joce: That happens for real life to me too...)
"Presents!" Joce yelled.
She tossed one to Rem.
"From, Kai... Uh, wonder what it is..." Rem said, she unwrapped it, "Awwwwwww, how kawaii! A chibi set of Bladebreakers! Thank you, Kai!"
Joce tossed Rem another one.
"From Kenny..." Rem said, she opened it, "Kawaii! A chibi set of White Tigers! Thanks, Kenny!"
"Welcome." Kenny said, hiding behind his laptop.
Joce tossed her another one.
"From Max!" Rem exclaimed, she opened that one up, "Ohhhhhh, how cute! Chibi Lion! Chibi Jaguar! Chibi Cheetah! Thank you, Maxie!"
"No prob!" Max smiled.
Joce tossed her another one.
"From Ray... it better not be perverted..." Rem glared at Ray, and opened it carefully, "Neat! A new boom box! Two CD spaces and two tape spaces, and a radio! I'm grateful that it ISN'T perverted... Thanks Ray!"
"Huh? You're welcome." Ray said.
Joce tossed her another one.
"From Tyson..." Rem glanced at Tyson, and opened it up, "Wheeeeeeeee! Chibi Fiery! Chibi Fiera! Chibi Fiero! Thank you, Tyson!"
"Hee, Joce gave me the idea!" Tyson grinned.
"No... I ran by with the dragons chasing me...that's how he got the idea." Joce said.
Joce tossed another one to Rem.
"Michael..." Rem nodded toward the baseball player, who, well, was trying to get Max's and Ray's attnetion, and opened it, "Chibi All-Stars! Today is Chibi day! Thanks bimbo!"
"You're welcome." Michael said, not realizing that he called him bimbo...
"More like bamboo empty hollow head..." Joce glared at Michael.
Joce tossed her the last two, "Those are from the rest of us..."
Rem opened the presents, "Yay! I got more chibis! Chibi Galeena! Chibi BK-san! Chibi B-chan! Chibi RP-chan! Chibi R-chan! Chibi Joce! Chibi J-san! Chibi J-chan! And Chibi me, Rem! Thanks all of you for the great presents!"
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"Bye! We'll see you on someone else's Birthday! Bye!" Rem and Galeena yelled.
"Buh bye! Tell Joce bye when she wakes up!" Max yelled.
"Okay! Bye!" Galeena yelled, shutting the drivers door.
"Bye!" Rem yelled.
"Bye!" everyone else, in the house, yelled.
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Galeena: Since when are we aloud to drive?
Joce: Since the story said!
Galeena: Okay!
Joce and Galeena: Hee! Rem! Did you like your presents?
Joce: Galeena, do you like your Chibi and Yami?
Galeena: Who likes the story or not? Just review please! And please! Examples for titles! And and idea of what to write!
Rem, Joce and Galeena: *Who are dead drunk.* Ciao! Ja! And, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, BYE! REVIEW! BEFORE THE SKY FALLS AND THE WORLD ENDS! Buh-bai! *Pass out.*
Yamis and chibis: *Sigh.* They never learn...
By: Joce
Joce and Galeena: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REM-SAN'S BIRTHDAY! Rem is turning 14! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Rem: *Blushes.*
Joce: We have a BIG present for you!
Galeena: Yup! Yup! Yup!
BK-san (Galeena's Yami!): Yup! There is a rooster in Tyson's pants!
B-chan (Galeena's chibi!): YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP!
RP-chan and J-san: *Drinking beer.* Hic... *And mildly drunk, plus they had too much sugar.* Heya! Hooppy Burfday crew Rem!
Joce: *Sweatdrop.* Where did they get the sake?
Galeena: *Sweatdrop.* No idea, but my Yami is drinking some...sake...now..too... OH NO!
Rem, Joce and Galeena: *Facefault, sweatdrop and strikin' horror on their faces.* This...is...pleasent...
R-chan, J-chan and B-chan: *Jump around wildly, probably because they had WAY too much sugar.* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joce: *Slaps the Yamis.* Anywho, Rem, Galeena and I, Joce, are entering th fic! Okay? Okay! Okie dokie!
RP-chan, J-san, BK-chan, R-chan, J-chan and B-chan: They do not own Beyblade! But they own themselves! *Crack up.*
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"Whew... KENNY! WHERE ARE YOU!?" Tyson yelled, coming downstairs.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Who's at the door?" Kai asked.
TAP! TAP!
"I dunno..." Tyson said.
BUZZ! BUZZ!
"Wonder if it's Kenny." Kai wondered aloud.
BASH! BASH!
"Maybe..." Tyson said.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! NOW!" a voice yelled from outside.
(Joce: Guess who? *Glaring at the door.* OP-EN U-UP NO-OW!)
Tyson opened the door, "Um, oh, hi there? Do I know you from somewhere?
"Jocelyn is the name, just call me Joce, though! You call me Jocelyn, you'll be in the middle of the street tied up and begging for mercy!" one of the girls yelled.
"Uh, right... Sorry for my friend's behavior, Joce, sit!" another one of the girls yelled.
'Uh, one girl, two girl, three girl, four, five, six, and one, two, three, small girls...and...KENNY!? Where has he been?' Tyson thought.
Joce sat on the ground obediently...weirdo...
"Eh heh...Sorry...Hi, my name is Rem, but you can call me Rem...I mean! My name is Kawaii lil Angel of Darkness, but you can call me Rem..." the second girl said.
"I'm BlackKitten-chan! Call me Galeena, though!" the third said, cheerfully.
Kenny spoke up, " That's RP-chan, R-chan, J-san, J-chan, BK-san and B-chan."
"Oh, okay, I'm Tyson, that's Kai...and the three people coming up the street are Ray, Max and Michael...Come in, please." Tyson said.
The nine girls and one boy walked in, followed by three other boys...guess...-_-; If you don't know, then I wish you good luck in the mentality hospital, anyway, the other three boys are Ray, Max and Michael if you couldn't guess...-_-;;;;
"REM BIRTHDAY! REM BIRTHDAY!" Joce yelled, jumping up and down, then bouncing around the room as usual.
Rem blushed. Galeena snickered.
"And what, may I ask, is so funny?" Rem asked.
"Her! Heh heh..." Galeena answered.
Rem looked back at Joce, who was apparently, pushing Tyson and Kai to her.
"Hey, woulda' let go? I'm trying to cook here!" Kai yelled, whacking Joce over the head with the frying pan about 26 times. Joce kept on pushing the two to Rem.
"Say happy birthday to Rem-san! Now!" Joce yelled, taking out a katana.
"Eh heh... Happy Birthday, Rem..." Tyson and Kai said sweatdropping.
"You not sushi on a plate now..." Joce said, putting away the katana.
"Where did you get the dragon-handled-katana?" Galeena asked.
"My dad's katana... Wanna meet someone new? Fiery!" Joce yelled.
A small black dragon with a star on it's stomache flew through the open window.
"Leo!" Joce yelled.
A lion-cub, ran through the doorway.
"Oh, shit, fuck, damn, crap, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!" the others panicked, except Rem, Joce and Galeena anyway...
"Heh heh, Fiera!" Rem yelled.
A small black dragon with a star on it's forehead flew in the open window.
"Jeo!" Rem yelled again...
A jaguar-cub came into the home, very small, like the lion-cub.
"Fiero!" Galeena giggled.
A small black dragon dragon with a star on it's neck flew in through the window.
"Ceo!" Galeena snickered.
A cheetah-cub ran into the house.
"Yay! Our pets!" Rem cheered.
Joce and Galeena nodded, smiling.
RP-chan, J-san and BK-san sighed, walikng by...
"We do not know them..."
"They are our Yamis!" Rem said.
"And they are our chibis!" Galeena said, pointing toward the little 'children.'
"And! Hit it!" Joce yelled.
"Happy Birthday ta' Rem-san, ya! Ya! *Kicks wall and puts a dent in it.* O.O oops... Rem-san! She's the one! Today! You must enjoy! Ya! YA! YA! Must enjoy! Must enjoy! Because it's your Birthday! YA! YA! YA! YA! Must enjoy today! Because you-turned-*Wheeze...*-fourteen! YA! YA! YA! YA! YA!" Joce sang, dancing around. The dragons flew around her, and the cubs leapt around with her, purring.
"O.O You ruined my wall, but good song... MY WALL! MY PRECIOUS WALL!" Max yelled.
"Thanks, Joce. O.-; Good song... Are you gonna fix the wall?" Rem asked.
"Sure." Joce said, she snaps her fingers, the wall is back to normal.
"^.^ My little wall! How are you feeling?" Max asked.
"O.O;;; Is he drunk?" Galeena asked.
"O.O Uh, oops, what if I said yah?" Joce asked.
"Then I'd have to pummel you..." Galeena said.
"What about no?" Joce asked.
"Then I'll start yelling." Galeena said.
"The first sounds painful...Yah!" Joce said.
"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! MAX IS TALKING TO A WALL!" Galeena yelled, pummeling Joce.
Song lyrics:
Happy Birthday ta' _____________, ya! Ya!
_______________!
She's the one!
Today!
You must enjoy! Ya! YA! YA!
Must enjoy! Must enjoy!
Because it's your Birthday! YA! YA! YA! YA!
Must enjoy otday!
Because you-turned-__________! YA! YA! YA! YA! YA!
"Okay! Cake! Presents! FOOD!" Joce yelled, after Galeena stopped pummeling her.
"O.O Okay... how about cake?" Rem asked.
"I baked it!" Joce yelled.
"POISION!" J-san and J-chan yelled.
"You never even tasted my food before. -_-; Everyone else likes it..." Joce said.
So they ate cake, mmmmmmmmmm, chocolate frosting! Vanilla cake! Strawberry ice cream to attach the layers! Yum! Then they ate! Joce and Tyson ordering about 500 pizzas, 5 boxes for the others, while Joce and Tyson ate the other 495 boxes... Lets put it saying, they weren't even full afterwards, and they were still thin.
(Joce: That happens for real life to me too...)
"Presents!" Joce yelled.
She tossed one to Rem.
"From, Kai... Uh, wonder what it is..." Rem said, she unwrapped it, "Awwwwwww, how kawaii! A chibi set of Bladebreakers! Thank you, Kai!"
Joce tossed Rem another one.
"From Kenny..." Rem said, she opened it, "Kawaii! A chibi set of White Tigers! Thanks, Kenny!"
"Welcome." Kenny said, hiding behind his laptop.
Joce tossed her another one.
"From Max!" Rem exclaimed, she opened that one up, "Ohhhhhh, how cute! Chibi Lion! Chibi Jaguar! Chibi Cheetah! Thank you, Maxie!"
"No prob!" Max smiled.
Joce tossed her another one.
"From Ray... it better not be perverted..." Rem glared at Ray, and opened it carefully, "Neat! A new boom box! Two CD spaces and two tape spaces, and a radio! I'm grateful that it ISN'T perverted... Thanks Ray!"
"Huh? You're welcome." Ray said.
Joce tossed her another one.
"From Tyson..." Rem glanced at Tyson, and opened it up, "Wheeeeeeeee! Chibi Fiery! Chibi Fiera! Chibi Fiero! Thank you, Tyson!"
"Hee, Joce gave me the idea!" Tyson grinned.
"No... I ran by with the dragons chasing me...that's how he got the idea." Joce said.
Joce tossed another one to Rem.
"Michael..." Rem nodded toward the baseball player, who, well, was trying to get Max's and Ray's attnetion, and opened it, "Chibi All-Stars! Today is Chibi day! Thanks bimbo!"
"You're welcome." Michael said, not realizing that he called him bimbo...
"More like bamboo empty hollow head..." Joce glared at Michael.
Joce tossed her the last two, "Those are from the rest of us..."
Rem opened the presents, "Yay! I got more chibis! Chibi Galeena! Chibi BK-san! Chibi B-chan! Chibi RP-chan! Chibi R-chan! Chibi Joce! Chibi J-san! Chibi J-chan! And Chibi me, Rem! Thanks all of you for the great presents!"
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"Bye! We'll see you on someone else's Birthday! Bye!" Rem and Galeena yelled.
"Buh bye! Tell Joce bye when she wakes up!" Max yelled.
"Okay! Bye!" Galeena yelled, shutting the drivers door.
"Bye!" Rem yelled.
"Bye!" everyone else, in the house, yelled.
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Galeena: Since when are we aloud to drive?
Joce: Since the story said!
Galeena: Okay!
Joce and Galeena: Hee! Rem! Did you like your presents?
Joce: Galeena, do you like your Chibi and Yami?
Galeena: Who likes the story or not? Just review please! And please! Examples for titles! And and idea of what to write!
Rem, Joce and Galeena: *Who are dead drunk.* Ciao! Ja! And, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, BYE! REVIEW! BEFORE THE SKY FALLS AND THE WORLD ENDS! Buh-bai! *Pass out.*
Yamis and chibis: *Sigh.* They never learn...