Editor's Note:
Well, I've only read 'Eye of the World' so far, so I guess this edition is based on my interesting observations of the first of the series. Man, I loove poking fun at people (teeheehee)...this fanfic is based on one of my other pretty popular fanfics, 'Help, I'm surrounded by complete idiots,' except that one is about David Eddings Belgaraid/Mallorean characters. Please check out that one and my other fanfics too! Thx, ok anyway, I'll stop babbling now, so enjoy!
*****
Morainne: Now, all I want you boys to do is to go jump off that bridge for me.
Tripod (Rand, Mat, Perrin): Aaaalll riiighty then!
flail into deep, shark-infested sea
Morainne: evil grin Bwahahahahaha...
*****
Rand: Oh-My-God, Matty, Look-At-his eyes, they're just so YELLOW, i mean,
they're just so OUT THERE, uh, I mean, GRROSS.
Perrin: ...
*****
Scooby Gang (Emond Fielders): Aargh! Trollocs!
run run run run
Gang: Aaargh!! Faade!!
run run run run
Gang: AAARRGGHH!!!!!! NYNAEVE'S ANGRY!!!!!!!
sprint sprint sprint sprint...
*****
Rand: Hey, um, Mat, isn't that dagger...
Mat: Don't worry, it's not like it was a PRESENT or anything, I just STOLE it from the dude. Come to think of it, I'm not even stealing it, I'm just temporarily BORROWING it.
Rand: ...
*****
Egwene: So, are you coming with us or not?
Nynaeve: Hmm...well I'm not sure because SHE's coming and if SHE's coming then
HE's going to be there too and if HE's coming then SHE's going to be coming...
Egwene: ...
*****
DARK ONE: Come to me...
Rand: Hey! I'm TRYING to sleep PEACEFULLY here!
grabs nearby goblet and whacks DARK ONE
DARK ONE: NOOOoooo......silence
Rand: Daaang, I'm gooood...
Mat: Very sensitive about sleep, I see.
Rand: HEY this is MY dream!!
Mat: ...
*****
Rand: We're not meant to be TOGETHER, eh?
cements Egwene to self with SUPER-glue
Rand: Mwahahahahaaa...
Egwene: ...
*****
Morainne: Nyak nyak nyak nyak...LAN JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE WITH THEM!!!!
Lan: ... Like a rock
*****
Ahem. So, how was it? Please review, pos/neg, any ideas for future editions (remember, I've only gotten through the first book, so sad, eh? Thanx peeps~
Well, I've only read 'Eye of the World' so far, so I guess this edition is based on my interesting observations of the first of the series. Man, I loove poking fun at people (teeheehee)...this fanfic is based on one of my other pretty popular fanfics, 'Help, I'm surrounded by complete idiots,' except that one is about David Eddings Belgaraid/Mallorean characters. Please check out that one and my other fanfics too! Thx, ok anyway, I'll stop babbling now, so enjoy!
*****
Morainne: Now, all I want you boys to do is to go jump off that bridge for me.
Tripod (Rand, Mat, Perrin): Aaaalll riiighty then!
flail into deep, shark-infested sea
Morainne: evil grin Bwahahahahaha...
*****
Rand: Oh-My-God, Matty, Look-At-his eyes, they're just so YELLOW, i mean,
they're just so OUT THERE, uh, I mean, GRROSS.
Perrin: ...
*****
Scooby Gang (Emond Fielders): Aargh! Trollocs!
run run run run
Gang: Aaargh!! Faade!!
run run run run
Gang: AAARRGGHH!!!!!! NYNAEVE'S ANGRY!!!!!!!
sprint sprint sprint sprint...
*****
Rand: Hey, um, Mat, isn't that dagger...
Mat: Don't worry, it's not like it was a PRESENT or anything, I just STOLE it from the dude. Come to think of it, I'm not even stealing it, I'm just temporarily BORROWING it.
Rand: ...
*****
Egwene: So, are you coming with us or not?
Nynaeve: Hmm...well I'm not sure because SHE's coming and if SHE's coming then
HE's going to be there too and if HE's coming then SHE's going to be coming...
Egwene: ...
*****
DARK ONE: Come to me...
Rand: Hey! I'm TRYING to sleep PEACEFULLY here!
grabs nearby goblet and whacks DARK ONE
DARK ONE: NOOOoooo......silence
Rand: Daaang, I'm gooood...
Mat: Very sensitive about sleep, I see.
Rand: HEY this is MY dream!!
Mat: ...
*****
Rand: We're not meant to be TOGETHER, eh?
cements Egwene to self with SUPER-glue
Rand: Mwahahahahaaa...
Egwene: ...
*****
Morainne: Nyak nyak nyak nyak...LAN JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE WITH THEM!!!!
Lan: ... Like a rock
*****
Ahem. So, how was it? Please review, pos/neg, any ideas for future editions (remember, I've only gotten through the first book, so sad, eh? Thanx peeps~