A/N: This is a great fanfic with short chapters. The first line is not
mine, it is from the HP movie and I think the book, so anyway, all the rest
is mine, except the characters, yes, blah blah blah, all the other
disclaimer stuff.
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"I will not pay to have some Crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!" roars Vernon.
In comes a high, old, silver-bearded man, a.k.a. Dumbledore. He smiles blankly, while smoking a pipe. "How did you know I was smoking pot?" he asks, pointing his pipe at Vernon, "Ehh." Vernon's jaw drops with a clunk. "Can I have some pot?" asks Harry. "Noooooo.....NEVER!" screams Dumbledore, "It's my precious!" his eyes squint like a certain creature (Gollum) and his hands go pointy.
He begins to pat his box of crack, which turns out to be the Philosopher's Stone.
Vernon stares and then yells again, "I will not pay for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks," He grabs an old umbrella out of the umbrella stand and points it at Dumbledore.
POOF!
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Oooohhh! You could cut the tension in this room with a knife! What happens to Dumbledore? Isn't this a lovely cliff hanger.review for the next chapter, but if you don't review, the next chapter will come anyway.so it's a win win situation. Yay!
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"I will not pay to have some Crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!" roars Vernon.
In comes a high, old, silver-bearded man, a.k.a. Dumbledore. He smiles blankly, while smoking a pipe. "How did you know I was smoking pot?" he asks, pointing his pipe at Vernon, "Ehh." Vernon's jaw drops with a clunk. "Can I have some pot?" asks Harry. "Noooooo.....NEVER!" screams Dumbledore, "It's my precious!" his eyes squint like a certain creature (Gollum) and his hands go pointy.
He begins to pat his box of crack, which turns out to be the Philosopher's Stone.
Vernon stares and then yells again, "I will not pay for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks," He grabs an old umbrella out of the umbrella stand and points it at Dumbledore.
POOF!
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Oooohhh! You could cut the tension in this room with a knife! What happens to Dumbledore? Isn't this a lovely cliff hanger.review for the next chapter, but if you don't review, the next chapter will come anyway.so it's a win win situation. Yay!