So where did we leave off last time?
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POOF!
Dumbledore turns into a cracked pot made out of crack!
Voldemort walks in with a steak knife. "Anyone up for a juicy steak, I can carve hams really well!" He smiles as he sharpens his knives. He points with his knife at Harry, "I've been practicing since giving you that," indicating at Harry's scar, "Sorry, about that Harry, I thought you were a ham/steak/meat in general, but since then all my practice has made me perfect," he flashes his white teeth "Hold still Harry!"
Voldie lunges viciously at Harry and with much skill carves a flower in Harry's forehead, as he does the final touches Dumbledore, who with his pointy hands is high, knocks Voldie, who cuts across Harry's forehead.
"That's the stem, Potter" Voldie explains.
The "stem" reaches Harry's chin from his forehead, right down the centre of his face.
"Ah! STEM!" Harry yells, as blood dribbles down his face and onto his shirt. Dumbledore puffs frantically, he begins to hyperventilate through his pipe. Vernon sits on the ground and starts to curl up into a ball. He begins to rock back and forth mumbling to himself. -No not inner confusion, but reaction to seeing the drug he had always been addicted to until Dumbledore had stolen it from him, yes the Philosopher's Stone had all the pot anyone could ever want. But it hadn't been enough for Dumbledore. Dumbledore, at this point in time, scrambles profusely at the ground, his pointy hands pawing at the ground, despite the fact that he is a cracked pot, in desperate search of pot.
Harry begins to feel woozy from all the loss of blood. He decides to collect all the blood he lost in a glass and then drink it, thinking this would put it back in his body, but mixed in the blood is bits of pot, which Dumbledore is looking for. As Harry drinks it he gets high and begins to jump as high as possible. He also begins to kick at Vernon.
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POOF!
Dumbledore turns into a cracked pot made out of crack!
Voldemort walks in with a steak knife. "Anyone up for a juicy steak, I can carve hams really well!" He smiles as he sharpens his knives. He points with his knife at Harry, "I've been practicing since giving you that," indicating at Harry's scar, "Sorry, about that Harry, I thought you were a ham/steak/meat in general, but since then all my practice has made me perfect," he flashes his white teeth "Hold still Harry!"
Voldie lunges viciously at Harry and with much skill carves a flower in Harry's forehead, as he does the final touches Dumbledore, who with his pointy hands is high, knocks Voldie, who cuts across Harry's forehead.
"That's the stem, Potter" Voldie explains.
The "stem" reaches Harry's chin from his forehead, right down the centre of his face.
"Ah! STEM!" Harry yells, as blood dribbles down his face and onto his shirt. Dumbledore puffs frantically, he begins to hyperventilate through his pipe. Vernon sits on the ground and starts to curl up into a ball. He begins to rock back and forth mumbling to himself. -No not inner confusion, but reaction to seeing the drug he had always been addicted to until Dumbledore had stolen it from him, yes the Philosopher's Stone had all the pot anyone could ever want. But it hadn't been enough for Dumbledore. Dumbledore, at this point in time, scrambles profusely at the ground, his pointy hands pawing at the ground, despite the fact that he is a cracked pot, in desperate search of pot.
Harry begins to feel woozy from all the loss of blood. He decides to collect all the blood he lost in a glass and then drink it, thinking this would put it back in his body, but mixed in the blood is bits of pot, which Dumbledore is looking for. As Harry drinks it he gets high and begins to jump as high as possible. He also begins to kick at Vernon.
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