Meanwhile.
Hermione runs in shiny eyed.and no.she is not hopped up on drugs. She runs towards Dumbledore eagerly. "Dumbledore!" she squeals like a small wounded child, as she is a small wounded child.
Dumbledore starts to sing jingle bells while swinging on the chandelier. But there is no chandelier so he is swinging on an invisible chandelier made of air. He falls to the grounds and continues to sing.
Vernon shoots him.
Hagrid screams "NOOOOOOO" and shoots Vernon, then himself.
Harry decides to shoot Petunia, but doesn't know how to work a gun so the bullet hits Dudley in the foot. Dudley dies from loss of blood. Petunia screams and tries to kiss Dudley's foot better, but he is already dead.
So she attacks Harry, who is vainly throwing bullets at her. Harry dies a slow and painful death from anorexia and so does Petunia.
The floor shakes.
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Ooooh! What's going to happen next, stay tuned for the next chapter! So much intrigue.
Hermione runs in shiny eyed.and no.she is not hopped up on drugs. She runs towards Dumbledore eagerly. "Dumbledore!" she squeals like a small wounded child, as she is a small wounded child.
Dumbledore starts to sing jingle bells while swinging on the chandelier. But there is no chandelier so he is swinging on an invisible chandelier made of air. He falls to the grounds and continues to sing.
Vernon shoots him.
Hagrid screams "NOOOOOOO" and shoots Vernon, then himself.
Harry decides to shoot Petunia, but doesn't know how to work a gun so the bullet hits Dudley in the foot. Dudley dies from loss of blood. Petunia screams and tries to kiss Dudley's foot better, but he is already dead.
So she attacks Harry, who is vainly throwing bullets at her. Harry dies a slow and painful death from anorexia and so does Petunia.
The floor shakes.
---
Ooooh! What's going to happen next, stay tuned for the next chapter! So much intrigue.