The very last instalment of this lovely piece of writing:
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Hedwig walks in "Hoot Hoot!" she cries "I have the Daily Prophet! Hoot Hoot!" Hedwig walks out.
Fudge flaps in, "What's happening here, eh?" he points his pipe and pokes at the dead bodies on the floor. "Dumbledore, I have had enough of your antics, get up you old fool!"
Dumbledore does not move as he is dead. Fudge pokes at Dumbledore and shouts at him, "YOU OLD FOOL!"
A dementor comes in. He is in love with Fudge, "Fudge you old roly poly man, I love you," the dementor rasps.
He is sexually attracted to Fudge and approaches him. His lips pouting forward ready for a kiss. Fudge desperate for someone to love him leans forward and they pash, and pash, and pash. Fudge's body goes limp. The dementor is offended by Fudge's lack of enthusiasm and shoots Fudge.
The dementor walks out.
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Hedwig walks in "Hoot Hoot!" she cries "I have the Daily Prophet! Hoot Hoot!" Hedwig walks out.
Fudge flaps in, "What's happening here, eh?" he points his pipe and pokes at the dead bodies on the floor. "Dumbledore, I have had enough of your antics, get up you old fool!"
Dumbledore does not move as he is dead. Fudge pokes at Dumbledore and shouts at him, "YOU OLD FOOL!"
A dementor comes in. He is in love with Fudge, "Fudge you old roly poly man, I love you," the dementor rasps.
He is sexually attracted to Fudge and approaches him. His lips pouting forward ready for a kiss. Fudge desperate for someone to love him leans forward and they pash, and pash, and pash. Fudge's body goes limp. The dementor is offended by Fudge's lack of enthusiasm and shoots Fudge.
The dementor walks out.
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