rated G

la/le

AU, written after the first season

side note-i got this after watching the stable scene in meta...lana just seems to be frustrated enough to ramble.





I doubt I would forget meeting you.

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Did Lex really make a pass at me?

I think Lex made a pass at me.

Do I mind that Lex made a pass at me?

I don't think I mind Lex made a pass at me.

Focus Lana, Focus!

Angry girlfriend, angry girlfriend! How could Whitney do that to Clark? I thought I knew Whitney

...I'd like to get to know Lex.

Whoa, Lana! Stop that!

Angry---

---angry!

---angry!

Whitney and I need to break up.

Wait, what am I thinking?

That I want to break up with Whitney so I can date Lex.

Oh, yeah.

Whitney's changing, I'm changing. I don't need to be so tied down when I'm sixteen.

I'm 16.

That's legal in Kansas.

Does Lex know that? Maybe I should let him know.

There's Whitney.

Forget Lex, Lana. Look at Whitney. Sweet,cute

---Lex.

Crap!