A/N: This chapter is by Bri. We're all taking turns. Umm, just to make things clear, Lyddie/Mousey Girl/Giant Mousey Voice is only a voice. She's like God. She is the master of the doorless room and all that dwell there. Heh. Next chapter will be by Ash. Oh, and slight warning, there is the tiniest hint of incest, mentioned by Loz, because Weasleycest is her fetish. But you wouldn't even notice it if I hadn't brought it up just now. Lol.

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A very daring Potter breaks the silence: So...why are we in Canada?

Ron: *Mumbles* This type of sock tastes better in England.

Loz: I do not know. But do I mind? Of course not. Except that freakish beast in the corner. She has to go.

Harry: But, she is one of us, she is loyal and kind, she always does the right thing, she keeps us all together...yeah ok I get your point. Bye Hermione.

Hermione: What?! Ron! Make him change his mind!

Ron: Harry. Let her stay, or I'll give you a penis-shaped scar.

Harry: No.

Ron: *Shrugs* Well I've done all I can do. *Goes back to licking random bedroom items*

Draco hears Lyddie's giant mousey voice breathing abnormally.

Draco: Er...are you alright giant mousey voice?

Lyddie: No actually...there's a Felton in my midst. And he is glowing with sexxiness. Will you make me squeal in a mousy manner?

Draco slyly hides behind Harry, whistling in an obvious way.

Ron: Oh look! Jelly beans! What flavor is this? Chocolate?

Bri looks up and giggles: Nope. Not chocolate.

Ron sticks it in his mouth and spits it out: Yuck! What was that?!

Bri: *Snickers* That would be Ashley's bunny's droppings.

Ron makes disgusted face and runs for the bathroom: Ahh! Where's the *says confusing British word*!?

Ash: *Still giggling about bunny* The what?

Loz: Is this some English word we do not understand because we haven't been taught to be British?

Ron: Well....yes...it's a boxy thing with...towels and...yeah you wouldn't understand.

All except the British ones: *Looks confuddled*

Draco: Can I go back to Hogwarts now? I was telling Crabbe and Goyle about what my father--

Ash: No one cares. And your dad kisses Voldemorts robes and fantasizes about sex with him.

Draco looks terrified.

Loz: *Looks quite turned on* Heh..

Lyddie: *Sadly* I am going to go find the other giant voice, Luke, and call him smelly. I will be back later to check on your progress.

All except Lyddie: Bye Lyddie.

Ash: Hmm. Harry, you look very...rawr today.

Harry: Er...thanks.

Draco: *Scowls* He isn't rawr. I'm rawr.

Ash: *Glares* Oh no you're not! Harry is. You look like a ferret.

Draco cringes at the word "ferret" and remains quiet.

Ron: *Looks up* Wait...did that girl say desires?

Loz: Yes yes...I know. But sadly Ginny isn't here.

Ron: What?

Loz: That wasn't supposed to be meant for you to hear.

Harry: Hermione why are you still here?

Hermione: Where am I supposed to go Harry!? The mousey one got rid of the door!

Harry: There's always the window...

Hermione scowls. Bri holds up duct tape. Hermione gulps and pulls out a lock of her hair.

Hermione: What the holy cricket!? What's wrong with my arm?!

Ash: *Holds a wand behind her back and whistles to the ceiling*

Hermione gets up: I am going to go back in the closet. *Her finger starts poking her nose repeatedly*

Bri: Hoorah! Can we get on with the desires now?

Draco peeks out from behind Harry...who seemed to enjoy Ashley's wand work. Loz castles her fingers.

Loz: How conveeeeenient...ok. Let's begin.