Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this fic so far! (Except for maybe
the roller skate)
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"Sonic!" Knuckles yelled from the other room.
Sonic was still out cold on the kitchen floor.
"SONIC!" Knuckles yelled even louder.
"WHAT!?" Sonic shouted as he sat up instinctively...smashing into the open drawer.
"Damn it," he said as he held his throbbing head and shut the drawer. "That hurts!"
He slowly stood up and shut the still-open cupboard door above him.
"Note to self...never run through the kitchen again!" Sonic stated as he headed over to Tails, who was tinkering with his boombox.
"Hey, Sonic," Tails said without looking up.
"Tails, where do you keep your crowbar?" Sonic asked.
"It should be in my workshop...why?"
"Go to the living room and you'll see why," Sonic said as he ran out the door.
Five minutes later the hedgehog re-entered the living room, crowbar in hand.
Immediately he saw a spray can on top of the TV. He quickly read the label, which was 'Anti-Glue, so it won't stick to you!'. Sonic shrugged.
"Hey Knuckles, this should do the trick," Sonic said as he sprayed towards Knuckles' face.
"YOW! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Sonic, you moron, that's pepper spray!" Knuckles shouted as he squirmed around.
Sonic took off the label to find another label underneath it saying 'Pepper Spray'. "Well, what do you know?"
Sonic picked up the crowbar and shoved it between Knuckles' face and the TV.
"Uh...Sonic, now what do you think you're doing?" Knuckles asked as he noticed the metal pressing against his forehead.
"Think about something else," Sonic said. "This could hurt a bit."
Sonic pulled with all his might, successful in making Knuckles scream like a little baby. After about a minute of pulling, Sonic managed to get Knuckles a foot farther away from the TV set. A long, thick strand of glue still kept Knuckles' face from completely escaping from the TV.
"I can't hold on much longer!" Sonic shouted. His palms were getting sweaty, making it hard to hang onto the crowbar.
"You better not!" Knuckles yelled. Suddenly the crowbar flew out of Sonic's hands, causing Knuckles to propel forward into the TV set like he was shot from a rubber band.
"Thanks a lot, Sonic," Knuckles said from inside the TV.
"Sorry, Knuckles. It slipped." Sonic could hardly keep a straight face. Knuckles' head was completely inside the TV set.
"Get me outta here!" Knuckles yelled. Bzzt.
"OUCH!" he shouted. "Unplug the TV, Sonic! It's shocking me!"
However, Sonic couldn't hear a word that Knuckles had said. Suddenly he saw flames come up from the back of the TV.
"FIRE!" he shouted as he ran and got a pitcher of water.
"Sonic, don't..."
BZZZT!
"Ooops. Hey, Knuckles, are you OK?"
"...ouch."
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"Sonic!" Knuckles yelled from the other room.
Sonic was still out cold on the kitchen floor.
"SONIC!" Knuckles yelled even louder.
"WHAT!?" Sonic shouted as he sat up instinctively...smashing into the open drawer.
"Damn it," he said as he held his throbbing head and shut the drawer. "That hurts!"
He slowly stood up and shut the still-open cupboard door above him.
"Note to self...never run through the kitchen again!" Sonic stated as he headed over to Tails, who was tinkering with his boombox.
"Hey, Sonic," Tails said without looking up.
"Tails, where do you keep your crowbar?" Sonic asked.
"It should be in my workshop...why?"
"Go to the living room and you'll see why," Sonic said as he ran out the door.
Five minutes later the hedgehog re-entered the living room, crowbar in hand.
Immediately he saw a spray can on top of the TV. He quickly read the label, which was 'Anti-Glue, so it won't stick to you!'. Sonic shrugged.
"Hey Knuckles, this should do the trick," Sonic said as he sprayed towards Knuckles' face.
"YOW! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Sonic, you moron, that's pepper spray!" Knuckles shouted as he squirmed around.
Sonic took off the label to find another label underneath it saying 'Pepper Spray'. "Well, what do you know?"
Sonic picked up the crowbar and shoved it between Knuckles' face and the TV.
"Uh...Sonic, now what do you think you're doing?" Knuckles asked as he noticed the metal pressing against his forehead.
"Think about something else," Sonic said. "This could hurt a bit."
Sonic pulled with all his might, successful in making Knuckles scream like a little baby. After about a minute of pulling, Sonic managed to get Knuckles a foot farther away from the TV set. A long, thick strand of glue still kept Knuckles' face from completely escaping from the TV.
"I can't hold on much longer!" Sonic shouted. His palms were getting sweaty, making it hard to hang onto the crowbar.
"You better not!" Knuckles yelled. Suddenly the crowbar flew out of Sonic's hands, causing Knuckles to propel forward into the TV set like he was shot from a rubber band.
"Thanks a lot, Sonic," Knuckles said from inside the TV.
"Sorry, Knuckles. It slipped." Sonic could hardly keep a straight face. Knuckles' head was completely inside the TV set.
"Get me outta here!" Knuckles yelled. Bzzt.
"OUCH!" he shouted. "Unplug the TV, Sonic! It's shocking me!"
However, Sonic couldn't hear a word that Knuckles had said. Suddenly he saw flames come up from the back of the TV.
"FIRE!" he shouted as he ran and got a pitcher of water.
"Sonic, don't..."
BZZZT!
"Ooops. Hey, Knuckles, are you OK?"
"...ouch."
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More coming!