Lita sat in the interrogation room. Her eyes darted around the room and her hands fidgeted with her wedding band. She was still in her wedding dress, which had been soiled when she fell to the ground after Chris left in the ambulance. The baby inside her was fine but she was oblivious to it. Lita looked at the officer sitting in front of her. She tilted her head and smiled. "My husband…he can be late sometimes. He'll be here in a few minutes." The officer looked to his partner, who was leaned against the wall. This was the fourth time she said that. The officer who was by the wall cleared his throat and looked at Lita. "Miss--" "Its Mrs. Mrs Jericho." Lita pointed to her wedding ring. The man nodded. "Mrs. Jericho. Your *husband* won't be coming. In fact. I really doubt that he ever wants to see you again. So will you please tell us what we want to know?" Lita smiled dumbly. "Not coming? Of course he'll come." She touched the diamond on her ring. "We're going to go honeymoon in Aruba. I heard the island is nice this time of year." The officer through up his hands and sighed. "Mrs. Jericho?" "Hmmm…?" The officer sitting across from her, continued. "What happened in the hotel room. What did you do to Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle?" Lita's eyes suddenly grew cold. "Stephanie McMahon." She said sarcastically. "It's always about Stephanie, isn't it?" Lita stood suddenly. "Isn't it?!" She shrieked. The officer stood. "Please calm down, Mrs. Jericho. We just want to know what happened in the hotel room. Lita started pacing. "Nothing *happened.* Nothing happened that wasn't supposed to happen." She bit her nails. "Billion Dollar Princess. One Dollar Whore. She wanted my Chrissy. She's always been jealous of me." The officers nodded sympathetically, seemingly on her side. She continued, grateful for the attention. "I was talking and she came and…got hurt. But it was *my* wedding. She wasn't going to ruin it! And she didn't." Lita smiled dreamily. "It was perfect. Chris and I danced all night long." She paused. "I'm…not sure if I put the top of the cake in the freezer." "Mrs. Jericho…you didn't make it to your reception…you just had the ceremony." Lita stopped and looked at the man. She then smiled and waved him away. "Of course we did. We danced to…um…its not important. And we had the most amazing wedding cake. Y'know, Dawn Marie caught my bouquet?" She laughed. "It was beautiful. I think Torrie and Billy are next down the aisle." Lita twirled around. "What do you all think of my dress?" The 1st officer nodded, staring at the dust and dry mud on the dress. "It's lovely." Lita patted the skirt of the dress. "Lovely is putting it mildly. Its perfect. Chris loves it. He said I looked like a vision." Lita walked to the table and then gasped. "My baby!" Her hand went over her stomach. "She's okay…?" "Yes, Mrs. Jericho. Don't you remember? We just came from the hospital so we could check on your baby." Lita furrowed her brow. "We did?" She shrugged. "Well. I'm tired so…" Her hand stroked her belly. "Chris is going to be a great father," She gushed, "I just know he's going to be so happy. As long as we keep Stephanie from corrupting our child. She's evil." The 2nd officer looked up. "I believe you, Mrs. Jericho. So what did you do? Were you trying to protect your family from Ms. McMahon and Mr. Angle?" "Kurt? What's this have to do about Kurt?…and why do we keep talking about Stephanie? She's taken care of." "Are you sure." Lita rolled her eyes and gave an incredulous grin. "Of course I'm sure! I saw the blood!" She laughed and began to hum to herself. The 1st officer left the room and came back moments later with another man. The man walked up to Lita. "Hello, Lita. I'm Dr. Bryans. I'm here to take you home, sweety." Lita perked up. "Home? We're going to see Chris?" He nodded and spoke to her kindly--as if she was 8 years old. "Yes. To see Chris." Lita squealed with delight. "Finally!" Dr. Bryans put his hand on Lita's back and guided her out of the police station. Lita looked at the two tall white men on either side of her. "How lovely!" She beamed. "Chris sent bodyguards." She leaned towards one. "He's just so thoughtful." The van door was opened and Lita climbed in. "Make sure my train doesn't get caught in the door." She called over her shoulder. She chirped at the 2 men sitting on either side of her. "I can't wait to go to Aruba. I heard the island is nice this time of year." The 2 officers watched as the door with the words "Evergreen Sanitarium" was shut. Lita waved from the window as the van drove away. The 1st officer shook his head. "That woman definitely has a few screws loose." She other officer looked at him disbelievingly. "Screws? Try bolts."
