Authors Note: Well, here I am again! And I brought with me the third chapter of this strange, strange story. I honestly don't know what I was thinking when I started writing this. Then again, I wasn't really thinking at the time. It was supposed to be a standalone but it's addictive, kinda like my drugs, and now I can't stop! Well, anyhooties, here I go again!
Authors Note #2: I know I said I was thinking of going to Terminal City in this episode but then I thought, nup! Ha! Although it's definitely going to be in the next one, if anyone is still interested that is!
Authors Note #3: Like I said in my last post, fuck your disclaimers! Ha! Sue me!
Crikey! It's the Transgenic Hunter!
Chapter 3
"Sssssssssh!" The Transgenic Hunter hissed to a nervous Bob while peering through binoculars over a burned out car on the street. Bob seemed to be constantly on edge while in the presence of the Transgenic Hunter, probably due to the guys knack for attracting the weirdest fucking things he had never, ever imagined existed. "We have to be very quiet folks, they have incredible hearing and we wouldn't want to startle them."
They had been tracking Max and Alec for the last couple of weeks hoping to get together some more exciting footage. For example, the footage in the alley had instigated an exceptional fluctuation in ratings, so exceptional it outdid the return of 'Survivor: South Central LA'- they were seriously running out of locations but then again there wasn't much difference between post-pulse South Central and the Amazon so, whatever, you get the point- and they were hoping to catch anything remotely as interesting. Right now they were crouched across the street of a park watching intently as Max, followed by OC and Sketchy, approached Alec who was sprawled under a tree. Max moaned softly and then fell on top of him hard, causing his whole body to jerk as he let out an "Oomph!"
"As you can see, this is a typical X5 greeting ceremony. They will often lean on one another so hard that when one is lying, the other falls on top. X5's are very social creatures and display affection to one another openly, fair dinkum, just like they're doing now!" Max was lying completely on top of Alec and was rubbing her face against his in a very feline way while purring low in her throat. "X5 children more often rub against adults, and females rub against males- the direction being from weaker to stronger. Male and female partners lying in contact is characteristic, another sign of close social bonds. Let's get a closer look!" He announced excitedly and then fell on his stomach on the ground and began dragging himself across the street. Cars beeped and skidded to a halt as the maniac slowly made his way over the busy road, looking a lot like Logan after one of his many season one falls from his wheelchair (*shudders to the point of looking like I'm having an epileptic fit*).
Once the duo got to the park they hid behind a shrub about the size of a basketball, blending in amazingly against the little green bush. They sat there watching the group and listening with rapt attention to every eloquent word being spoken.
"Uh uh. No way wigga. The best set of pre-pulse jugs definitely were attached to Angelina Jolie. Not to mention one fine booty, legs that go on forever, lips I'd like to have wrapped around my..." Original Cindy trailed off to stare absently into space before turning her attention back to Sketchy who had the same look as he stared at her...
"Owwww!" Yelled Sketchy as he was backhanded by OC across the head.
"Eyes up fool!"
"You know OC, have you ever considered anger management classes? It might work wonders on that attitu- XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!" He exclaimed while holding his hands up against OC's next blow. Cindy's hand stopped midair and she raised an expectant eyebrow so he continued. "Great jugs, great legs, and definitely a great ass."
OC smiled as her mind wandered to the poster hanging above her bed. "Got that right suga. There's just somethin about a girl that wears breast plates and carries a sword that makes ya wanna get yo groove on." They both sighed longingly at the mental image.
"Wow!" The Transgenic Hunter shouted as he got to his feet and pointed to Max and Alec, causing OC and Sketchy to abandon their fantasies as they gawked openly at the return of Bob and the psychopath. "The female is grooming her mate!" Max was straddling Alec now, licking his face and neck in long lingering strokes. "Look at that mates! See the incredible attention she pays to each part of his skin before moving on? I've heard of X5's doing this but seeing it and hearing about it are two very different things, and I'll tell ya what, seeing it's way more satisfying! Look at that tongue work!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!" Alec let out a very MANLY scream as Max sunk her teeth into his neck. Being the incredible gentleman he was, he attempted to pry Max's fangs away by pulling her hair and shrugging her off but it was no use and only made her chomp down harder. Damn, the bitch could bite!
"Crikey, she's marking her mate!" The Transgenic Hunter shrieked while skipping toward the scene with glee. He added in some twirls and pirouettes for dramatic effect. Maybe the city fumes were getting to him because he sure was acting weird. Well, weirder than usual which speaks for itself.
Alec stood up which made Max wrap her arms around his neck for leverage and also to keep him from escaping her mighty grasp. The two continued to struggle with each other as Alec ran around frantically, knocking her into tree trunks, poles, anything that might dislodge her. He even tried drowning her in a pond but the curse of her genetics allowed her the lung capacity of a humpback whale. It was no use. The girl had a jaw like a saltwater croc. (Oh god! I just realised something utterly disturbing! I'm starting to sound like Steve Irwin! *Runs to the shower and begins scrubbing furiously while screaming 'Get out of me! Get the hell outta me! I'm possessed! Aaaaaah! I'm possessed!'*)
Back to the story...
Alec decided to try to fight fire with fire so he turned his head and bit down onto her arm with all his might. It got the desired effect and Max let go with a yelp. He took the opportunity to throw her a good fifteen feet away where she landed gracefully on her ass.
OC stood up staring wide eyed at her two friends as Sketchy stood and grinned stupidly at the Transgenic Hunter.
Max got to her feet and gave a satisfied smile as she looked at the set of tooth marks she had left on Alec's neck. She then looked down at her arm and her grin grew wider. With a catlike screech she launched herself in Alec's direction. He was fully prepared for the sudden assault and took her down with him. They rolled around on the grass for long minutes, each trying to gain the upper hand, ignoring OC's shouts and protests.
"With transgenics it's not always possible to distinguish between playing and fighting but it's quite obvious from what we're seeing now that this is simply some friendly fun! Too right, they're loving every second of this gentle sparring!" The Transgenic Hunter explained to the camera as Max cried out after being on the receiving end of a knee to the head.
Eventually their wrestling took them to a steep hill and the last thing anyone saw was two stunned faces before they went tumbling down it in a mass of joined, flailing limbs. Original Cindy took off after them and just as the Transgenic Hunter was poised to follow, Sketchy blocked his path, got down on one knee and began singing a rendition of 'The Wind Beneath My Wings', completely, utterly, ear piercingly out of tune.
"Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeerooooooooo?! You're everything I wish I could beeeeeee! I can fly higher than an eeeeeeeeeeeagle, cause you are the wind beneath my wings!!"
The Transgenic Hunter looked on in terror and as Sketchy got to the whole "Flyyyyyy, flyyyyyyyyy, flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" part the Transgenic Hunter produced a tranquilizer gun and aimed...
"So high against the sky, you let me fly so hiiiiiigh! Thank you, thank you, thank god for you, the wind beneath my-" Sketchy fell to the floor with a thud and the Transgenic Hunter side stepped his scrawny body and continued his pursuit down the hill. Bob remained behind and stared at Sketchy's unmoving form. He gave him a small kick, shrugged and then took off after the maniac.
When they got to the bottom they found Max and Alec being dragged by their ears by Original Cindy who looked maniacal with rage. "Ya know kidz, Original Cindy is gettin real tired of playin mommy to you two so I suggest ya save ya kinky foreplay fo when I aint around to hafta witness it. Damn, there's only so much my eyes can take."
"Yeah Alec." Max chided. "God you're so immature."
"What?" Alec asked incredulously. "Me? You're the one that can't keep your hands off me for more than a minute."
"Can too."
"Can not."
"Can too!"
"Can not!"
"CAN TOO!" Max yelled as she surged toward Alec with rage.
"See, what'd I tell ya!" Alec cried triumphantly as he tussled with Max.
"That's it!" OC proclaimed. "Time to bring out the big guns." She said as she reached into her pocket and pulled out two toy mice dangling from string. Max and Alec stopped immediately, their attention focused solely on the prizes in their friend's hands. "That's right kitty kats, you want 'em?" She asked the two transgenics as they slowly slid apart, their eyes stalking the every move of the two balls of fluff as OC slid them along the ground. "Come get 'em!" She cried and threw them in opposite directions. The two took off after them, Alec catching his between his teeth midair while Max pounced on hers once it hit the ground. They held them protectively and gazed at one another untrustingly before throwing them down and pouncing on them once again.
OC stood back and watched in satisfaction.
"Hey, what's going on?" A prissy voice asked out of no where.
OC turned around and was confronted by the frustratingly irritating sight of Asha dressed in a Wonder Woman costume. (What can I say, I'm expanding on the black list I have of people I would like to have maimed and shot.) OC eyed the costume in appreciation for several long moments before remembering that Asha had asked her a question and was waiting for a response. "Oh, Max and her boy needed some time out of the house so I brought them to the park to play." She said as her eyes continued to roam over the expanse of the outfit. Asha noticed and propped out one hip while flipping her hair back in a devastatingly bad imitation of Charlie's Angels. "Suga, I gotta ask, wassup wit the costume?"
"Oh, well, you see Cindy, I've noticed that my attempt to be a world class super hero by joining the S1W and helping out Eyes Only hasn't been taken all that seriously, so I figured if I dress like one than that might make me more noticeable as an amazingly cool crime fighting chick. What do you think?"
"Wonder Woman's aiight but have you considered breast plates and a sword?"
Several days later...
The Transgenic Hunter plowed his UPS truck through the streets of Seattle, ignoring the crashing of cars and the flying of bodies as he tried to keep up with the black Ninja he was following. Bob sat next to him in fear as he tried to hold onto whatever he could to stop himself from being propelled out the front windshield. The Transgenic Hunter giggled next to him and spun the wheel in an attempt to keep up with his prey. Bob closed his eyes and started praying. He was jerked out his state as the trucked skidded to a stop outside of a fenced off area with a large sign that read 'Terminal City'.
Author's Note #4: To be continued... if you want it! Review and tell me!
Authors Note #2: I know I said I was thinking of going to Terminal City in this episode but then I thought, nup! Ha! Although it's definitely going to be in the next one, if anyone is still interested that is!
Authors Note #3: Like I said in my last post, fuck your disclaimers! Ha! Sue me!
Crikey! It's the Transgenic Hunter!
Chapter 3
"Sssssssssh!" The Transgenic Hunter hissed to a nervous Bob while peering through binoculars over a burned out car on the street. Bob seemed to be constantly on edge while in the presence of the Transgenic Hunter, probably due to the guys knack for attracting the weirdest fucking things he had never, ever imagined existed. "We have to be very quiet folks, they have incredible hearing and we wouldn't want to startle them."
They had been tracking Max and Alec for the last couple of weeks hoping to get together some more exciting footage. For example, the footage in the alley had instigated an exceptional fluctuation in ratings, so exceptional it outdid the return of 'Survivor: South Central LA'- they were seriously running out of locations but then again there wasn't much difference between post-pulse South Central and the Amazon so, whatever, you get the point- and they were hoping to catch anything remotely as interesting. Right now they were crouched across the street of a park watching intently as Max, followed by OC and Sketchy, approached Alec who was sprawled under a tree. Max moaned softly and then fell on top of him hard, causing his whole body to jerk as he let out an "Oomph!"
"As you can see, this is a typical X5 greeting ceremony. They will often lean on one another so hard that when one is lying, the other falls on top. X5's are very social creatures and display affection to one another openly, fair dinkum, just like they're doing now!" Max was lying completely on top of Alec and was rubbing her face against his in a very feline way while purring low in her throat. "X5 children more often rub against adults, and females rub against males- the direction being from weaker to stronger. Male and female partners lying in contact is characteristic, another sign of close social bonds. Let's get a closer look!" He announced excitedly and then fell on his stomach on the ground and began dragging himself across the street. Cars beeped and skidded to a halt as the maniac slowly made his way over the busy road, looking a lot like Logan after one of his many season one falls from his wheelchair (*shudders to the point of looking like I'm having an epileptic fit*).
Once the duo got to the park they hid behind a shrub about the size of a basketball, blending in amazingly against the little green bush. They sat there watching the group and listening with rapt attention to every eloquent word being spoken.
"Uh uh. No way wigga. The best set of pre-pulse jugs definitely were attached to Angelina Jolie. Not to mention one fine booty, legs that go on forever, lips I'd like to have wrapped around my..." Original Cindy trailed off to stare absently into space before turning her attention back to Sketchy who had the same look as he stared at her...
"Owwww!" Yelled Sketchy as he was backhanded by OC across the head.
"Eyes up fool!"
"You know OC, have you ever considered anger management classes? It might work wonders on that attitu- XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!" He exclaimed while holding his hands up against OC's next blow. Cindy's hand stopped midair and she raised an expectant eyebrow so he continued. "Great jugs, great legs, and definitely a great ass."
OC smiled as her mind wandered to the poster hanging above her bed. "Got that right suga. There's just somethin about a girl that wears breast plates and carries a sword that makes ya wanna get yo groove on." They both sighed longingly at the mental image.
"Wow!" The Transgenic Hunter shouted as he got to his feet and pointed to Max and Alec, causing OC and Sketchy to abandon their fantasies as they gawked openly at the return of Bob and the psychopath. "The female is grooming her mate!" Max was straddling Alec now, licking his face and neck in long lingering strokes. "Look at that mates! See the incredible attention she pays to each part of his skin before moving on? I've heard of X5's doing this but seeing it and hearing about it are two very different things, and I'll tell ya what, seeing it's way more satisfying! Look at that tongue work!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!" Alec let out a very MANLY scream as Max sunk her teeth into his neck. Being the incredible gentleman he was, he attempted to pry Max's fangs away by pulling her hair and shrugging her off but it was no use and only made her chomp down harder. Damn, the bitch could bite!
"Crikey, she's marking her mate!" The Transgenic Hunter shrieked while skipping toward the scene with glee. He added in some twirls and pirouettes for dramatic effect. Maybe the city fumes were getting to him because he sure was acting weird. Well, weirder than usual which speaks for itself.
Alec stood up which made Max wrap her arms around his neck for leverage and also to keep him from escaping her mighty grasp. The two continued to struggle with each other as Alec ran around frantically, knocking her into tree trunks, poles, anything that might dislodge her. He even tried drowning her in a pond but the curse of her genetics allowed her the lung capacity of a humpback whale. It was no use. The girl had a jaw like a saltwater croc. (Oh god! I just realised something utterly disturbing! I'm starting to sound like Steve Irwin! *Runs to the shower and begins scrubbing furiously while screaming 'Get out of me! Get the hell outta me! I'm possessed! Aaaaaah! I'm possessed!'*)
Back to the story...
Alec decided to try to fight fire with fire so he turned his head and bit down onto her arm with all his might. It got the desired effect and Max let go with a yelp. He took the opportunity to throw her a good fifteen feet away where she landed gracefully on her ass.
OC stood up staring wide eyed at her two friends as Sketchy stood and grinned stupidly at the Transgenic Hunter.
Max got to her feet and gave a satisfied smile as she looked at the set of tooth marks she had left on Alec's neck. She then looked down at her arm and her grin grew wider. With a catlike screech she launched herself in Alec's direction. He was fully prepared for the sudden assault and took her down with him. They rolled around on the grass for long minutes, each trying to gain the upper hand, ignoring OC's shouts and protests.
"With transgenics it's not always possible to distinguish between playing and fighting but it's quite obvious from what we're seeing now that this is simply some friendly fun! Too right, they're loving every second of this gentle sparring!" The Transgenic Hunter explained to the camera as Max cried out after being on the receiving end of a knee to the head.
Eventually their wrestling took them to a steep hill and the last thing anyone saw was two stunned faces before they went tumbling down it in a mass of joined, flailing limbs. Original Cindy took off after them and just as the Transgenic Hunter was poised to follow, Sketchy blocked his path, got down on one knee and began singing a rendition of 'The Wind Beneath My Wings', completely, utterly, ear piercingly out of tune.
"Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeerooooooooo?! You're everything I wish I could beeeeeee! I can fly higher than an eeeeeeeeeeeagle, cause you are the wind beneath my wings!!"
The Transgenic Hunter looked on in terror and as Sketchy got to the whole "Flyyyyyy, flyyyyyyyyy, flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" part the Transgenic Hunter produced a tranquilizer gun and aimed...
"So high against the sky, you let me fly so hiiiiiigh! Thank you, thank you, thank god for you, the wind beneath my-" Sketchy fell to the floor with a thud and the Transgenic Hunter side stepped his scrawny body and continued his pursuit down the hill. Bob remained behind and stared at Sketchy's unmoving form. He gave him a small kick, shrugged and then took off after the maniac.
When they got to the bottom they found Max and Alec being dragged by their ears by Original Cindy who looked maniacal with rage. "Ya know kidz, Original Cindy is gettin real tired of playin mommy to you two so I suggest ya save ya kinky foreplay fo when I aint around to hafta witness it. Damn, there's only so much my eyes can take."
"Yeah Alec." Max chided. "God you're so immature."
"What?" Alec asked incredulously. "Me? You're the one that can't keep your hands off me for more than a minute."
"Can too."
"Can not."
"Can too!"
"Can not!"
"CAN TOO!" Max yelled as she surged toward Alec with rage.
"See, what'd I tell ya!" Alec cried triumphantly as he tussled with Max.
"That's it!" OC proclaimed. "Time to bring out the big guns." She said as she reached into her pocket and pulled out two toy mice dangling from string. Max and Alec stopped immediately, their attention focused solely on the prizes in their friend's hands. "That's right kitty kats, you want 'em?" She asked the two transgenics as they slowly slid apart, their eyes stalking the every move of the two balls of fluff as OC slid them along the ground. "Come get 'em!" She cried and threw them in opposite directions. The two took off after them, Alec catching his between his teeth midair while Max pounced on hers once it hit the ground. They held them protectively and gazed at one another untrustingly before throwing them down and pouncing on them once again.
OC stood back and watched in satisfaction.
"Hey, what's going on?" A prissy voice asked out of no where.
OC turned around and was confronted by the frustratingly irritating sight of Asha dressed in a Wonder Woman costume. (What can I say, I'm expanding on the black list I have of people I would like to have maimed and shot.) OC eyed the costume in appreciation for several long moments before remembering that Asha had asked her a question and was waiting for a response. "Oh, Max and her boy needed some time out of the house so I brought them to the park to play." She said as her eyes continued to roam over the expanse of the outfit. Asha noticed and propped out one hip while flipping her hair back in a devastatingly bad imitation of Charlie's Angels. "Suga, I gotta ask, wassup wit the costume?"
"Oh, well, you see Cindy, I've noticed that my attempt to be a world class super hero by joining the S1W and helping out Eyes Only hasn't been taken all that seriously, so I figured if I dress like one than that might make me more noticeable as an amazingly cool crime fighting chick. What do you think?"
"Wonder Woman's aiight but have you considered breast plates and a sword?"
Several days later...
The Transgenic Hunter plowed his UPS truck through the streets of Seattle, ignoring the crashing of cars and the flying of bodies as he tried to keep up with the black Ninja he was following. Bob sat next to him in fear as he tried to hold onto whatever he could to stop himself from being propelled out the front windshield. The Transgenic Hunter giggled next to him and spun the wheel in an attempt to keep up with his prey. Bob closed his eyes and started praying. He was jerked out his state as the trucked skidded to a stop outside of a fenced off area with a large sign that read 'Terminal City'.
Author's Note #4: To be continued... if you want it! Review and tell me!