A Yami's Guide to Driving Your Aibou Crazy
(Aisling): *Sweetly* Oh, Bakura! Can you come here and do the disclaimer for me?
(Bakura): No.
(Aisling): Pwease? I wuv you!
(Bakura): I said no, damn it!
(Aisling): *pulls out secret weapon...the dreaded sad puppy eyes* Pleeeeeaaaassssee??????????
(Bakura): I said NO...That's not going to work, Aisling...No...Well, I'll think about it...Maybe...Argh! All right, fine, I'll do it!! Argh!!!!! ::mutters darkly under his breath about strangling Aisling in her sleep:: Aisling does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but any original characters belong to her. So don't sue her, or I shall be forced to send you foolish mortals to the Shadow Realm.
(Ryou): Sheesh, what is it with you and your obsession with sending people to the Shadow Realm?
(Aisling): *Steps in before an argument breaks out.* On with the ficcy!!!!
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::Chapter two::
Number 1: CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!!!! (A/N: I seriously want to do this to someone. I think it would be funny. Hai, I know I'm demented.)
(This one is a classic prank to pull on anyone, especially a certain Aibou's uptight, personality-of-a-wet-mop twin brother.)
Scenario: A midnight black corvette makes it's way down the streets of Domino City at breakneck speed. Iris is driving, Bakura is in the front passenger seat, and Aisling and Ryou are holding onto each other in the back. Iris finally stops at a red light, much to Aisling and Ryou's relief, and looks over at Bakura with an evil grin on her face and winks. Bakura nods, knowing what she has in mind.
(Iris): CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!!!
(Ryou and Aisling): Huh? What?
(Bakura): Get out and run, damn it!
(They all get out and run around the car once. Bakura and Iris get back in the car before Aisling and Ryou, locking both of their Hikaris out, and take off like a bat out of Hell.)
(Ryou): HEY! COME BACK!
(Aisling): I'm going to kill those two.
(Aisling and Ryou get out of the street before the light turns green again and walk home, both intent on going psycho on their sadistic Yamis.)
OK, here's the first chappie. Sorry it's so short, but my muse wasn't in a cooperative mood. ::Glances over at muse who looks suspiciously like Yami Bakura:: Like I said, this is my first YGO fic, so please don't be too hard on me. Oh, and here's wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving! Please R&R!!!!
~*Aisling Kaiba*~
(Aisling): *Sweetly* Oh, Bakura! Can you come here and do the disclaimer for me?
(Bakura): No.
(Aisling): Pwease? I wuv you!
(Bakura): I said no, damn it!
(Aisling): *pulls out secret weapon...the dreaded sad puppy eyes* Pleeeeeaaaassssee??????????
(Bakura): I said NO...That's not going to work, Aisling...No...Well, I'll think about it...Maybe...Argh! All right, fine, I'll do it!! Argh!!!!! ::mutters darkly under his breath about strangling Aisling in her sleep:: Aisling does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but any original characters belong to her. So don't sue her, or I shall be forced to send you foolish mortals to the Shadow Realm.
(Ryou): Sheesh, what is it with you and your obsession with sending people to the Shadow Realm?
(Aisling): *Steps in before an argument breaks out.* On with the ficcy!!!!
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::Chapter two::
Number 1: CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!!!! (A/N: I seriously want to do this to someone. I think it would be funny. Hai, I know I'm demented.)
(This one is a classic prank to pull on anyone, especially a certain Aibou's uptight, personality-of-a-wet-mop twin brother.)
Scenario: A midnight black corvette makes it's way down the streets of Domino City at breakneck speed. Iris is driving, Bakura is in the front passenger seat, and Aisling and Ryou are holding onto each other in the back. Iris finally stops at a red light, much to Aisling and Ryou's relief, and looks over at Bakura with an evil grin on her face and winks. Bakura nods, knowing what she has in mind.
(Iris): CHINESE FIRE DRILL!!!!!!
(Ryou and Aisling): Huh? What?
(Bakura): Get out and run, damn it!
(They all get out and run around the car once. Bakura and Iris get back in the car before Aisling and Ryou, locking both of their Hikaris out, and take off like a bat out of Hell.)
(Ryou): HEY! COME BACK!
(Aisling): I'm going to kill those two.
(Aisling and Ryou get out of the street before the light turns green again and walk home, both intent on going psycho on their sadistic Yamis.)
OK, here's the first chappie. Sorry it's so short, but my muse wasn't in a cooperative mood. ::Glances over at muse who looks suspiciously like Yami Bakura:: Like I said, this is my first YGO fic, so please don't be too hard on me. Oh, and here's wishing everyone a happy Thanksgiving! Please R&R!!!!
~*Aisling Kaiba*~