A Yami's Guide to Driving Your Aibou Crazy
(Aisling): Well, here's another chappie!! ::Does patented happy dance::
(Bakura): AAAHHH!!! My eyes! My eyes!! They burn!
(Iris): ::Is laughing hysterically::
(Aisling): You can be replaced, you know.
(Everyone except Aisling): ::Classic anime fall::
(Aisling): Except you, Ryou. Hey, since you love me so much, Ryou, can you do the disclaimer for me? Please? ::Sad puppy eyes::
(Ryou): ::Resigned sigh:: I suppose so. Aisling does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but any original characters are hers, as is the Millenium Star. So don't sue her.
(Bakura): Anyone who tries to steal her Millenium Star is going to be in a world of hurts. No one, and I mean NO ONE is going to have it but me.
(Aisling): Grrrr!!! ::Pulling her trusty Flying Frying Pan of Doom (A/N: The FFPOD is mine as well.) from out of nowhere, she calmly walks over to Bakura and whacks him on the head with it::
(Bakura): ::Royally peeved:: ARGH! What in the seven Hells was *that* for, woman?!
(Aisling): Don't you *dare* even *think* about stealing my Millenium Item, Baka, or *you'll* be the one who's in a world of hurts. And don't think about trying that 'sending us to the Shadow Realm' bit either, because it won't work.
Ryou: ::Really big sweatdrop:: Us? What's this 'us' business, love?
(A/N: In case you're wondering, Ryou and Aisling are a couple. Long story, and one I'll post later.)
(Bakura): Grrrrrr!!! Fine. Don't you dare try to sue her. If you do, I'll send you foolish mortals to the Shadow Realm!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ::insert evil laughter::
(Aisling): Umm, Bakura? You do realize that you have major issues up the Yin-Yang, right?
(Bakura): Hai.
(Aisling and Ryou): ::Really really *BIG* sweatdrop::
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::Chapter three::
Number 2: Whoopee cushions
(Yet another classic one, and one of my personal favorites.)
Scenario: Seto is hosting a formal party. Iris and Bakura are utterly bored out of their immortal wits, and not at all happy that their Aibous have manipulated them into coming to this boring, snoozeville event. (A/N: No offense to any Kaiba fans out there, I like him too, but you have to admit, he sometimes has the personality of a wet mop. Besides, he's fun to torment. Please don't flame me, it's all just meant as a joke. ^__~) Suddenly Bakura gets an evil grin on his face and discreetly nudges Iris.
(Bakura): Hey, Iris. Do you want to see something really funny?
(Iris): Hai, sure. Anything to liven things up around here. These stuffy rich bakas are totally, fatally BORING!!!! I'm having so much fun right now, I think I'm going to die of boredom.
(Bakura): *Grinning evilly* Look in the bag on the floor next to me.
(Iris does so and grins evilly. She starts to laugh manaically like a rabid hyena and Bakura clamps a hand over her mouth, ignoring the strange looks that they are getting from the other guests. Iris is shaking almost uncontrollably with her suppressed laughter.)
(Bakura): Damn it, woman. Calm down. The fun hasn't even started yet. Do your time-freezing bit and help me get these things inflated.
(Iris): *Still giggling as Bakura moves his hand away* I don't think I want to know where you got that stuff.
(Bakura): A tomb robber never reveals his secrets. Now, help me out here.
(Iris nods and casts her time-freezing spell. Then she and Bakura start blowing up the fourty or so whoopee cushions that Bakura had somehow managed to smuggle in. They finally get the whoopee cushions blown up and them around the room strategically. They position each victim just right so that they will fall when the spell is lifted and will therefore create a very humorous domino effect.)
(Bakura): *Putting one on Yami's chair* Mwa ha ha ha! Try to smooth-talk your way out of this one, Pharaoh.
(Iris puts the last two "conveniently" under Aisling and Ryou, positioning them just like the others. The two Yamis give each other a high-five and go back to where they were sitting. Iris let's go of her time-freeze spell and various people fall over. A very, very loud, collective "Ppppppppppphhhhhhhttttt!!!!" is heard. Shouts of outrage echo throughout the large room, whilst the two giggling culprits make their getaway.
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Okay, here's chapter three. Finally, right? LOL! Sorry about the long wait. Hopefully it'll be worth it, though. ::Glances over at my insane muses:: Please R&R! Or I'll sic an insane, drunk Pegasus on you. ::Shudders:: Oh, and any flames will be used to light fire to the demented pony. (I forget who referred to him as that, but I thought it was funny, so...yah.) Ja ne! (I think that's how it's spelled.) Laters!
~Aisling Kaiba~
(Aisling): Well, here's another chappie!! ::Does patented happy dance::
(Bakura): AAAHHH!!! My eyes! My eyes!! They burn!
(Iris): ::Is laughing hysterically::
(Aisling): You can be replaced, you know.
(Everyone except Aisling): ::Classic anime fall::
(Aisling): Except you, Ryou. Hey, since you love me so much, Ryou, can you do the disclaimer for me? Please? ::Sad puppy eyes::
(Ryou): ::Resigned sigh:: I suppose so. Aisling does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but any original characters are hers, as is the Millenium Star. So don't sue her.
(Bakura): Anyone who tries to steal her Millenium Star is going to be in a world of hurts. No one, and I mean NO ONE is going to have it but me.
(Aisling): Grrrr!!! ::Pulling her trusty Flying Frying Pan of Doom (A/N: The FFPOD is mine as well.) from out of nowhere, she calmly walks over to Bakura and whacks him on the head with it::
(Bakura): ::Royally peeved:: ARGH! What in the seven Hells was *that* for, woman?!
(Aisling): Don't you *dare* even *think* about stealing my Millenium Item, Baka, or *you'll* be the one who's in a world of hurts. And don't think about trying that 'sending us to the Shadow Realm' bit either, because it won't work.
Ryou: ::Really big sweatdrop:: Us? What's this 'us' business, love?
(A/N: In case you're wondering, Ryou and Aisling are a couple. Long story, and one I'll post later.)
(Bakura): Grrrrrr!!! Fine. Don't you dare try to sue her. If you do, I'll send you foolish mortals to the Shadow Realm!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! ::insert evil laughter::
(Aisling): Umm, Bakura? You do realize that you have major issues up the Yin-Yang, right?
(Bakura): Hai.
(Aisling and Ryou): ::Really really *BIG* sweatdrop::
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::Chapter three::
Number 2: Whoopee cushions
(Yet another classic one, and one of my personal favorites.)
Scenario: Seto is hosting a formal party. Iris and Bakura are utterly bored out of their immortal wits, and not at all happy that their Aibous have manipulated them into coming to this boring, snoozeville event. (A/N: No offense to any Kaiba fans out there, I like him too, but you have to admit, he sometimes has the personality of a wet mop. Besides, he's fun to torment. Please don't flame me, it's all just meant as a joke. ^__~) Suddenly Bakura gets an evil grin on his face and discreetly nudges Iris.
(Bakura): Hey, Iris. Do you want to see something really funny?
(Iris): Hai, sure. Anything to liven things up around here. These stuffy rich bakas are totally, fatally BORING!!!! I'm having so much fun right now, I think I'm going to die of boredom.
(Bakura): *Grinning evilly* Look in the bag on the floor next to me.
(Iris does so and grins evilly. She starts to laugh manaically like a rabid hyena and Bakura clamps a hand over her mouth, ignoring the strange looks that they are getting from the other guests. Iris is shaking almost uncontrollably with her suppressed laughter.)
(Bakura): Damn it, woman. Calm down. The fun hasn't even started yet. Do your time-freezing bit and help me get these things inflated.
(Iris): *Still giggling as Bakura moves his hand away* I don't think I want to know where you got that stuff.
(Bakura): A tomb robber never reveals his secrets. Now, help me out here.
(Iris nods and casts her time-freezing spell. Then she and Bakura start blowing up the fourty or so whoopee cushions that Bakura had somehow managed to smuggle in. They finally get the whoopee cushions blown up and them around the room strategically. They position each victim just right so that they will fall when the spell is lifted and will therefore create a very humorous domino effect.)
(Bakura): *Putting one on Yami's chair* Mwa ha ha ha! Try to smooth-talk your way out of this one, Pharaoh.
(Iris puts the last two "conveniently" under Aisling and Ryou, positioning them just like the others. The two Yamis give each other a high-five and go back to where they were sitting. Iris let's go of her time-freeze spell and various people fall over. A very, very loud, collective "Ppppppppppphhhhhhhttttt!!!!" is heard. Shouts of outrage echo throughout the large room, whilst the two giggling culprits make their getaway.
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Okay, here's chapter three. Finally, right? LOL! Sorry about the long wait. Hopefully it'll be worth it, though. ::Glances over at my insane muses:: Please R&R! Or I'll sic an insane, drunk Pegasus on you. ::Shudders:: Oh, and any flames will be used to light fire to the demented pony. (I forget who referred to him as that, but I thought it was funny, so...yah.) Ja ne! (I think that's how it's spelled.) Laters!
~Aisling Kaiba~