Winning an argument with Albert it's an impossible sentences for every poor souls. It would leading you into agony. Have you ever recognized one of his weaknesses which he always hides from the empty space in the corner of his head?
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Well, I may stupid but Albert is the dumber. I never had a serious argument with him, because he always won, he always had a gap to strike me in every single argument. Saying something briliant that just popped in his head was like an advertisement from a television. Then, telling me something sweet just like candy. What a sweet talker he is.
He's good at manipulating, I knew since the day one. How many angels had he tricked or how many poor souls had he manipulated until this time? I can't even counting. He loved it when they fell from his trick, he would love to danced under their agony within a twilight as a background.
His brain was always used for a difficult and strains things, pouring something mysterious into his head and wrote them like a poetry under his palm.
One night, he was monologued to himself about his work project and suddenly said to the roof. "Birkin will surprised if he found out about this."
I was annoyed by his attitude. I hate his inconsistent. The last time I told him to stop to do that, he became more sensitive in the next day. He said, he wouldn't do that again. But, he's lied!
I whispered as a revenges to calming myself. "Next time, Albert my love. If you saying something ridiculous in the midnight. I will make sure you wouldn't wake up the next morning!"
He replied jokingly. "Oh, It's just my work project. Why are you so mad? Are you jealous?" and pinch my cheeks. I vaguely heard his laugh floating in the air.
"Your voice is too loud and I can't sleep if you keep talking like that."
"I thought my voice was something you've always adored, eh?"
"WAS!"
He found it interesting when I scowl angrily like a little old lady. He'll sweetly laugh, approaching in dazzlingly then comforting. "I find a cuteness in you. Don't you dare to showing this to somebody else, okay?"
Actually we always arguing about small things and it's almost unnecessary. No one is willing to do that even if you offering them money, thrones, diamonds or the universe. I mean confronting him. Albert will always win the argument, he'll slapping you so easily under warm and his soft skin, staring at you like a filthy animals, grin, leaving you in embarrassment.
For example, Albert said the book what I read was so ridiculous and tacky. I was annoyed about his proclaim, but he said it in gracefully while holding a wine, making an eye contact, smiling in charmilingly, guiding me. So, I couldn't canceled him that time.
"Only people who have disorders would read that book! You should understand this, dear. That book could affect you! Stupidity is contagious, you should stay away from that."
Disorders in his dictionary is someone who lacking in taste, hobbies, music, way of life, perception, daily routines.
Oh, you should heard this too!
I remembered he said this thing in a bookstore. "The world should know what kind a great book is. And what is this? You read this thing, dear? Cartoons?" and everyone staring at him annoyingly. He making a huge chaos by that death glare as a response.
I tried to stop him but he kept talking like a crazy politician on a campaign. I was almost got banned from that book store, because I got a petition from a group of teenagers to banned me and Albert from the store, even put my name on Reddit, made fun of me. But since I had a good reputation, the owner not willing to do that.
That dumbass Albert was talking in the manga sections. No wonder these teenagers were triggered by those words. Cartoons. It hurting them so bad.
Today is a good day, it should be like that way. I'm sure this morning is beautiful than yesterday. The sun reaching my skin so lovingly, flooding their warmth essence with million hopes.
Albert took an initiative to inviting me to watching football match. He's so excited about it, I secretly love his excitement. The way he smiling, talking about his favorite player and everything that included about the games. Maybe, I should taking a photo.
But, I made a bad move by asking.
"Which team do you support? I don't know much about football teams in America. But I like Liverpool."
When I said that, he looks so confused, he lost it, so careless. A simple gesture of dissapointment crossing his face. He even taking off his sunglasses, showing off the blue ocean that I've always admired, he staring at me from head to toe. "What are you talking about?"
"Football, right?"
"I think you are mistakenly it with Soccer."
He suddenly walking so fast even faster than his shadow. Is he a ghost? A phantom? He could probably flying with that speed. I'm struggling to following him. Albert is taking a huge steps for every inch. His body and aura even his scent couldn't be detected by my radars. He's no where to be seen.
Oh, no... not this again.
"Al, wait! Al, don't leave me alone!"
I raised my voice. "Albert, wait!" But he keep walking. I can't even see his hair in the crowd. He's disappearing like a wind. He is too far for me, he is something I can't reach. I completely defeated at this rate.
"Hey, Albert!"
Finally I catching him with my eyes, he secretly waiting for me in a junction. Now, I can catching his scent, seeing his silky hair set on my eyes.
As I remaining my last energy. I scowling. "Don't suddenly left me behind! They are same, Al! Football and Soccer!"
He murmured. Trying to study me. "They are different! They have a different balls and rules. Also, I'm not British!"
Is there a chance for me to defeated him in this games? I don't want to fall again within autumn leaves.
"Okay, I do understand. So, what should I do, Albert?"
He gazing at me nicely, melt me away with those blue eyes, I can't look away. "Nothing?"
"Your eyes saying something different! I know you are dissapointed. I'm apologize. I don't mean to be like that!"
"Sounds like sarcasms to me. We are always have different perception, how about we end-"
End our relationship? Why should it ended up like this? Why do I feel like I'm crying? It's quite pain. I can't embraces myself. My whole body feels hot, my head is so heavy. It feels like a fire surfacing me.
I raised my voice the amount of the volume is so high, I believe that lizard will got heart attack. "OH, You want to break up?! Okay! Let's break up!"
"Why, dear? Oh, I know what you desire! You want to kiss me so bad, right? You're so sensitive, do I forgot to give you a morning kiss?"
How the hell he saying those words with a straight face?! This guy should learning something! He took my breath arrogantly like an expert. So ridiculous.
I pulling his collar into my embraces, forcing and kiss him very quickly. I could hear a laughter from high school student behind me void in the atmosphere within a red blush in Albert's face. He just trying to figure it out, confused, covering his face with arms, gazing me shyly.
Oh, am I daydreaming? Is he blushing? How cute.
"I win the argument this time, Albert Wesker. So... is it your weakness, hum? Kissing you in public? How pathetic! That's our afternoon kiss! Thank you..."
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This is my second time I'm writing in English. English is not my first language. Anyway, I always imagining him as a soft guy around his partner. I know it sounds like a typical shoujo manga. Haha. I'm craving of lovey dovey Albert, so I write this xDD