AN: I'm working on the next DXD chapter but my order of the Konosuba light novels just came in so why not make a short story (or long-fic, most likely long) I've been thinking of? There may very well be cringe, so you have been warned.

The premise of this is Tekking101's One Piece Isekai so basically shenanigans happen, and the group gets isekai'd to One Piece, thankfully Kazuma being a shut-in has read the manga, so he has knowledge.

Where in the world: rolled a 3 on a d6 East blue and rolled a 7 on a d12 so they land on the Baratie.

What do they get from the item table: rolled a 31 on a d100 creepy child tone dial

I rolled on the risk scale: 3 on a d8 double physical stats.
Their objective: (Whelp long fic it is) I rolled a 1 on a d8 so find the one piece.

Prologue: Off on another adventure

Kazuma smiled as the reassuring weight of Megumin on his back told him all he needed to know. He didn't need an Arch Mage with many advanced spells, he already had the best archmage, one who would never stray from their chosen path of explosion magic. He was shocked when she asked him to seal away her explosions so she could better assist him and the others. He lamented the fact he didn't know you could use others' adventurer cards until now, if he had he probably would have put some points in different states for Darkness and Megumin. But now he wouldn't change them for the world. He had put all her new points in Explosion and asked her to cast it one last time, and oh boy it was the most incredible explosion he had ever seen. Finally reaching the small picnic area Darkness and Aqua had set up he gently placed the Crimson Demon down and took a seat himself.

"I can't wait to get back home." Kazuma grabbed a sandwich and took a large bite. "I can't believe we beat another Demon General."

"I can't wait to see the reward we get." Aqua chipped in as she started chugging a bottle of wine.

"It was very kind of the Crimson Demon Village to insist we take all of the rewards." Darkness sipped her tea before setting down the cup. "Though I would have been fine if they at least vocally abused me." Her breath came out fast as she imagined such an event.

"Don't worry Aqua you'll get more with your allowance this month." Kazuma took a large bite out of a sandwich. He held a smaller one out to Megumin for her to eat. "Calm down Darkness we don't need to clean this blanket again."

"That's just what I mean… your sharp words pierce me like none other!" Darkness twisted in pleasure as Kazuma looked on in horror.

"Really? You perv." Megumin took a bite as well. "Yeah, no need to worry about the village they'll be all repaired in a few days, after all, each of us Crimson Demons are amazing magic users, and as their foremost genius who walks the path of explosions, I know a thing or two!"

"Oh, that reminds me! Your dad gave me this as a gift!" Aqua pulled out a cube and it rattled like something was inside it. She started to spin the cube in her hands till she found a button. "I wonder what it does?"

"Be careful with that if Megumin's dad made it then it will likely do something dumb or weird, no offense." Kazuma voiced aloud. He had recently found out Hyoizaburoo was the one giving Wiz the crazy items she could never sell at her store. Every one of those items while cool in concept, never really worked when used or did something completely different.

"None taken. He's skilled sure but his imagination runs wild at times, most of the money I send back goes to his weird inventions." Megumin looked annoyed and a little sad. They learned on this trip her family was constantly struggling to get by.

"Come on this is a party! Let's live a little." Aqua pressed the button and the sound of rolling dice could be heard.

{3} the cube announced.

"That's too low! Let's roll again." Aqua started pressing the button over and over again. Something told Kazuma that was a bad idea but Aqua threw it to Darkness before he could take it.

{7, 31, 3, 1} Once the cube announced the final number the sound of rolling dice stopped, and a small bit of smoke come out of it.

"Well, that's lame." Aqua pouted. Kazuma chopped her over the head.

"What if that thing had exploded then what? Freaking dumb goddess." Kazuma took the cube from Darkness and shook it, but no sound was heard so he sat it on the ground. "Well looks like it's busted." As those words left his mouth the cube split open, and the wind picked up. Megumin gripped her staff closely to herself while Aqua proceeded to open a new wine bottle and started to drink it. Chomusuke hid behind Kazuma, and Darkness prepared to face whatever was released. After a few seconds passed Kazuma let out a victorious laugh.

"See I was right!" He picked up Chomusuke and sat her on his lap. Suddenly a strong force started pulling them toward the cube. Their bags all vanished freaking them out. Darkness took the opportunity to try to block it but as soon as she touched the cube she vanished.

"Kazuma!" Aqua was the next to go. Kazuma grabbed Megumin but as soon as the archmage's limp body touched the cube he was pulled in with her and everything went black.

AN: Well there's the prologue. Let's wish them luck they will need it. How will they survive the turbulent waves of One Piece?