Magnus: It all seemed so long ago
Pickles: Young and happy don't you know
Magnus: Down by the creek I would show, fireflies to that guy
Pickles: But that was back when he was nice
Magnus: Before my warm heart turned to ice
Rando Revengencer: My pubes once had wicked lice
Pickles: But that was long ago
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Magnus: Madison Square where we were, the first time I kissed him
Pickles: He thought he got some tongue
Magnus: But it was only his gum
Rando Revegencer: I wish we had more income
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Magnus: Well over there's our old home
Pickles: And the woods we used to roam
Murderface: The only time I had sex was on the phone
Phone Sex Lady: But that was long ago
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Magnus: I carved our names upon that tree
Pickles: I loved him and he loved me
Rando Klokateer: My darling wife was once a he!
Rando Klokateer's 'Darling' Wife: But that was long ago!
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Pickles: He'd always whisper in my ear
Magnus: But then I became a mutineer
Rando Revengencer: My jewels got licked by six frisky deer
(Deer giggle)
Pickles: Now he's just a loner and a liar
Magnus: And my house has caught on fire… FIRE!?