Guinevere was having conflicting thoughts as she was trying to decide if she should let Lancelot in the castle. Arthur was busy in the courtyard, but he could easily come back at any time. She saw Lancelot standing beside the moat waiting to enter the building, which caused Guinevere to get even more tempted. Her choice was to go down and stand by the castle's large door to wait a little longer and see what Arthur would do. After 10 minutes, Guinevere concluded that Arthur was unlikely to see what was happening, and she opened the castle's door. Lancelot rushed inside, ran up to her room, and sat on one of the chairs. Guinevere quickly closed the giant door and ran up to her room as well.
"That was close," said Lancelot.
"Now I can have some company while Arthur's busy," Guinevere said to Lancelot.
"Oh, some company, indeed!" shouted a strange voice.
Both Guinevere and Lancelot panicked at the sound; they didn't know what to do at that time.
All of a sudden, the closet's door burst open, revealing the ugliest, stupidest, and most awful cartoon characters anyone could look at. Merlin and Surly threw themselves onto Guinevere's bed and pulled out some Magic Treasures out of their pockets.
"Get off of my bed!" Guinevere yelled.
"What did you say?" said Merlin. "You idiot! This is our bed now, unless you try these magical, fluffy treats! You frickin' fricks! Get a frickin' taste in gaming… er… I mean, get a frickin' taste of these marshmallows!"
"What are you talking about?!" asked Lancelot.
Surly got up, flew over to one of the other chairs, and calmly slammed it over and over onto the floor.
"You'd better not!" yelled Guinevere.
"Curse you, naive idiots!" Merlin screamed. "If you do not try these treats, I will have to take out the big guns!"
He then pulled out a sword made out of sticks that he had created before he sneaked into the bedroom. Since duct tape wasn't a thing back then, he used mud to hold the sticks together so they wouldn't fall apart. The wizard pointed the stick sword at both of the frightened people.
"You can't shoot me down! Eat these Magic Treasures right now!"
"OK, why on Earth would you want us to try these?" demanded Lancelot.
"They're fantastically scrumptious!" Merlin said. Surly flew back and perched on Merlin's head.
"Hoo! Hoo!" Surly shouted. "'Hoo' are you to blame? We'll have to give them to you ourselves!"
They approached Lancelot while holding the stick sword and the Magic Treasures, and started to put the marshmallows in his mouth. Out of fear, Lancelot chewed slowly, rubbed his taste buds on the treats, and swallowed the bits. Then, he started to widen his eyes and say, "These are delicious! Guinevere, you need to try these Magic Treasures!"
But then, he spun like a typhoon, did the Transylvania Twist, and rocketed towards the ceiling. After he came back down, Guinevere was shocked to see what he had become. He too was a stupid babby character who loved Magic Treasures more than ever. He went very close to Guinevere's face, pulled up some treats, and said this:
"Guinevere, why don't you want these? They make you go 'poof'!"
"Yes, you frickin' frick!" Surly shouted. "Eat them! Eat them! Eat them!"
"Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!" Merlin, Surly, and Lancelot all chanted in unison.
Guinevere screamed and ran to the door while the others were chasing her. The guards were petrified from what they were viewing and started to run in random directions. Guinevere finally ran outside via the castle's door and shouted at the guards to close it. Having nothing else to do, the guards closed the huge door, blocking the cartoons to escape. However, the guards saw the Magic Treasures, and since the treats looked luscious, the guards ate them and turned into stupid, dumb, idiotic, moronic, punchable babby characters from a babby cartoon. They bellowed to Guinevere that they would not let her back inside unless she agreed to eating the yummy treats. Since Guinevere was not that kind of person, she was officially locked outside.
"Ha ha! You don't know what time it is!" Merlin hollered.
Guinevere didn't know if she should tell Arthur what just happened. He would surely get mad if he learned that she spent a lot of time with someone he doesn't know. However, Arthur could be in danger if he wasn't warned about the stupid, hazardous situation. She had to make up her mind really soon before it got too late!
After the King got through with Gawain, he realized that the knight got a little too much harm done to him. Gawain with an angry expression gave a naughty gesture to the King out of absolute pain.
"Executed!" the King shouted. "I mean, come on, Gawain. I know where we can get those scratches off of you."
As Gawain cursed the King under his breath, they both exited the courtyard. The King turned back to Arthur and told him, "Make sure to stay here. It's going to take about 20 minutes, so I don't want any creepy guys entering the courtyard. Do you understand what I'm saying?"
Arthur said yes and then the King and Gawain marched off until they could no longer be seen.
Just then, Guinevere came running and panting while she was trying to reach the courtyard's gate. She asked Arthur to open the gate so she could sit down and explain to him what was happening.
"There are stalkers inside of the castle!" she shouted after they both went to sit on the hay.
Arthur gasped. "What happened to you?!"
"Well," Guinevere said, "fortunately, I was not hurt, but unfortunately, we're locked out of the castle! The stalkers brainwashed the guards so that they wouldn't let us inside the castle. I don't know what to do!"
Arthur softly said, "Well, the King is not here right now, so we can wait until he gets back, report it to the village, and/or stand up to them. I can't choose because… I'm just… I'm scared."
"Me too," whispered Guinevere with an unhappy tone.
