"Poopius funnius!" Merlin yelled as he waved his wand in the air. Just then, he, Surly, and the guards magically teleported out of the castle and looked at each other with malicious intent.

"Come, slaves!" Merlin said to the others. "Let's spread this epidemic which will hopefully turn into a pandemic! Then we will rule the world! Haw haw haw haw haw!"

"Haw haw haw haw haw!" the four of them sang as they danced toward the village. They had made up this tune and decided to call it "The Laugh of Evil Song", since they were evil, laughing beings.

"This is the Laugh of Evil Song.

We've come to bring along

These yummy, tasty treats

That everyone must eat.

If you do not obey,

We will burn you with the hay.

No one must resist,

Or else we will get pissed.

We'll scream and shout.

We will flip out.

We'll call you a "stupid frick"

Unless you have a lick.

Once you are my slave,

We can have a big, crass rave

And destroy the human race's freedom.

Go ahead, people, come on and eat 'em!"

The quartet was so proud of their song that they sang it all the way to the village, which was causing the people to cover their ears from the horrible singing.

"Hey, stupid!" shouted one of the folks. "We thought we told you about parading on our roads!"

"Stupid?" Surly asked. "The only one that's stupid is you! You don't even want to take a nibble of these Magic Treasures! That makes you the stupid one, stupid!"

"You really are idiots, aren't you?!" a woman yelled.

"You really are morons! That's what's true!" Merlin yelled back.

"Get the pitchforks and fire!" a kid screamed.

Everyone obviously thought that was a good idea and started to get busy before the evil ones executed their plan. Merlin shouted, "You frickin' fricks", Surly threw homemade Sonic the Hedgehog toys all around, and the guards - with stick swords - charged at the people.

The people got so scared that they didn't dare to move another inch. The evil guys smiled so large and creepily that it's scarier than Jeff the Killer, Smile Dog, Slenderman, Happy Appy, and that ugly-as-frick guy I saw down the street as I stalked my worst enemy's house. Everyone in town turned white and couldn't even move if they wanted to, so the evil people got their chance. They charged at the people, shoved Magic Treasures in their faces, and joined to charge to the other people. In 10 minutes, all of the folks were stupid babby characters and they started to rise up from the village. They knew that nobody could stop them.

But then, they realized that they were missing someone.

"Oh, crap!" Surly exclaimed. "We forgot Lancelot! He's still locked up in that stupid castle all because of your dumb, stupid brain! Stupid slave!"

Merlin said a racial slur, which got everyone - including Surly - so shocked that they started to get together and beat up the wizard. They pulled on his beard, poked their fingers in his eyes, and shoved his mage down his throat.

"That's it, next scene!" Merlin declared while choking on his own thingy.

In the middle of the ocean, the King and Gawain were rowing a boat towards an island just below the horizon. Gawain looked curiously at it with his bruised eyes and asked the King, "What exactly does this island do?"

The King said, "This is called Avalon Island. There is a spiritual enchantress on the grass that can heal you with magical powers. I learned about this island after I escaped a terrible storm and landed on Avalon. Just as expected, she healed me and revealed what she does for a living. I'll have you cleaned up and then we can go back. I promise to never again do what I just did to you."

Gawain groaned once again.

When they arrived on Avalon, Gawain could see the grass and the trees swaying in the wind. He thought the island wasn't necessarily the most pretty, but he knew it was really interesting to him. They wandered for a minute looking for the enchantress, and just then, she popped out from the bushes. She almost screamed when she saw what Gawain had been through.

"Oh, dear! What happened to you?!"

"Well," said the King, "I beat… er… some maniac beat him up."

"I usually never say this," Morgan said, "but I hope that person seriously suffers in the Underworld for eternity. No decent person would ever bruise anyone up like this!"

Gawain turned to the King with a despising, fiery, angry look, causing the King to gulp very audibly.

"Now, let's just heal him now," Morgan declared. She waved her hands in the air before sparks circled Gawain all the way around. Soon, all of his bruises, scars, scratches, etc. were gone, and he was overjoyed with freedom of pain.

"Thank you, Morgan Le Fay!" he exclaimed.

"You are welcome," Morgan smiled.

"All right, now let's get back!" the King shouted. "We should… uh… get back to business."

As they walked away, Morgan was still looking at them with generosity in her heart. She knew that magic should only be used for good and not for turning people into stupid babby characters. She, not unlike Arthur, figured out what she thought of and shook her head at the idea of stupid babby characters.

But then, she saw something approaching the island: some strange figures that looked exactly what she thought of! The stupid babby characters were using boats, rafts, and even each other's bodies to swim across the ocean. They were all holding some sparkling marshmallows in their hands, much to Morgan's awe. The people landed on the island and went closer and closer to Morgan's mouth, which was just ready to scream…