Once the King stepped back onto the English land, he could see Arthur running up towards him and warning him about the demonic babby characters that were trying to take control of the entire Earth.
"I'm sorry, what?" the King asked.
"Guinevere told me about it!" Arthur screamed. "They are giving people these marshmallows and - "
The King laughed and put his hand on Arthur's back.
"Listen, imagine if I was really stupid to believe something like that. Have you ever read the story 'The Wolf Who Cried Boy'? Wait, I mean… whatever. Just don't tell gullible people that statement."
"It's true!" Arthur grunted. "Look at your own village, and quick!"
"Well, I'm in much of a hurry anyway," stated the King.
The King, his men, and Gawain jumped on their horses and quickly rode towards the village that is close to the mighty castle. The horses didn't even get angry this time; they were desperate to go back home. After a while, they arrived at the town and looked at the people populating the village. They could see so many stupid babby characters that they thought that they had blurry vision.
"Oh, dear!" screamed the King's men.
"'Oh, dear' indeed!" screamed the King. "Quick! Alert the news people that there are monsters on the loose! Hurry, please!"
The King's men abruptly started their horses and galloped away to another English town that will hopefully listen to the whole story. The King and Gawain went back to the courtyard in a hurry, not realizing some of the people had already exited the contaminated town. Arthur was waiting just outside the gate.
"All right," the King said. "You really need to fight these demons! Let's practice the lancing really fast, and then we'll hear back from the news people. If all else fails, we can also practice all of the other methods for defeating monstrous citizens. What do you think?"
"Well…" Arthur said.
"Great!" interrupted the King. "Let's practice lancing! Get moving!"
"No, but King…"
"Hurry! We don't have much time to waste!
"King, I…"
"Silence! We must do it this instant!"
"King, just…"
"Shut up!"
"There is a 'stupid babby character' inside of the castle right now!"
"Executed! I mean, what did you say, Arthur?"
"Hey, can we just practice, now?" Gawain asked in a rude tone while riding on his horse in the courtyard.
"Yes! Now, get on, Arthur! You have no idea how important this is, do you?"
At this point, Arthur just gave up on trying to inform the King that he is in potential danger. He and Gawain got their lances and started to charge at each other.
"Let's just get this done," said Arthur.
"Wait a minute, they weren't supposed to charge at each other," the King thought. "They were supposed to charge at a wooden post. Whatever! Have them go faster than sound itself!"
Arthur and Gawain crashed into each other, the horses ran in different directions, the man and the knight dropped their lances, and they made loud thumps after they rocketed to the ground. They were in pain, but not as severe as what the King did to Gawain.
"Perfect!" yelled the King before blowing a kiss. "Now that that's over, what did you want to tell me, Arthur?"
"Help!" shouted Guinevere as she rushed into the courtyard. "There is a creep inside of the castle! Do something! Anybody!"
The King got so horrified that he almost fainted from the possibility. The quartet ran and ran around the moat and started to shout at Lancelot to let them in. Lancelot looked out the window and showed them the Magic Treasures.
"I can not let you in until you have these delicious treats," shouted Lancelot.
"We'll have the treats," the four protagonists lied.
"Very well, then," Lancelot said before he got up and walked to the door. After he opened the gate, the heroes all ran inside and started to tackle Lancelot.
"Hey, if you wanted the treats that bad, you should've told me," said Lancelot.
"Take this!" Gawain hollered as he punched Lancelot's face.
"Take that!" Arthur shouted as he kicked Lancelot's stomach.
"Have some of these!" the King yelled as he bit Lancelot's ear for some reason.
"This is for you, Lancelot!" Guinevere screamed as she whipped Lancelot's cheek.
"Wait a minute. Lancelot?" Arthur asked Guinevere. "You know his name?"
Guinevere realized what she said and started to sweat from the tension. "Well, I… I met him one time, and…"
"We know that you've been cheating on Arthur, Guinevere!" Lancelot shouted, knowing that he was not helping anybody in this situation.
"Say what?" asked Arthur.
"Yes… I…" Guinevere stuttered.
"Run!" hollered the King as Lancelot started up a chainsaw made out of marshmallows.
"Lol wut," said a person reading this story.
"AAARRRGGGHHH!" exclaimed the four while they sprinted out of the castle and onto the grass. They turned around and screamed at Lancelot to close the castle's door.
"Why?" asked Lancelot. "I thought you wanted these Magic Treasures. Wait a minute. Did you lie to me? No one dares to lie to a slave! You frickin' fricks don't ever learn, do you?! Well, now you're going to pay the price! Eat these Magic Treasures or else you will pay! That's an order!"
The four didn't know where to go, but they ran anyway as Lancelot chased after them. There was no sense of direction and nobody knew where they were, but they managed to get split up between the protagonists and the antagonist. They saw lots of trees surrounding them, making them realize they were in a forest. They saw one of the King's men riding on his horse to tell them what had happened to the other towns.
"Nobody believed us!" the man said. "Well, I know I didn't believe it either. But the point is that they are in danger and don't even realize it! Somebody has got to stop this from turning into a full-on pandemic!"
Suddenly, Morgan le Fay - who had turned into a huge tyrannosaur - rose up from the ground and started to attack anyone who didn't want any Magic Treasures to eat. Although, she wasn't a stupid babby character, since there was a twist to the marshmallows. You see, Morgan was on a vegan diet at the time, so she wanted gelatin-free treats. Since the stupid babby characters actually had hearts, they decided to give her the alternate Magic Treasures. Also, this would have been a cross between being a more mature person and a stupid babby character, so she turned into a tyrannosaur because older kids like dinosaurs, right?
Anyway, the man wet his pants and started to run faster and faster to get out of the forest. The other heroes ran and hid in any place they could get to, but that didn't stop Morgan from stomping all over the trees and gnawing on the ground to look for them. Once she located them, she bent down all the way, picked up the four innocent people with her tiny arms, and used her magic to send them and herself into the ionosphere. Arthur, Gawain, Guinevere, and the King could not believe what they were seeing. This was the first time that any mortal man had viewed Earth from outer space. They discovered that there were two whole new continents that they had never known before! They would've really wanted to walk on the continents, if not everyone in the world was in terrible danger to turn into the Devil's minions. Everyone was shaking in the hands of the enormous dino who was showing them something.
"You see, kiddies," cackled Morgan, "I agree that this is both stupid and awful. That is why this plan works! If somebody sees something unbelievable, they will get frightened. However, if somebody sees something stupid, it is unlikely they will take it as hazardous. That's why the Evil Force will successfully take over not only the universe, but also the cosmos! There will be pain, suffering, apathy, and anarchy all around existence itself! You can not stop the powerful magic that is called 'preposterous'! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hey, is that a penny?" the King asked.
"What, where?" Morgan asked while she looked all over. "I want a penny. Pennies are simply delicious."
Just then, she let go of the four and they rocketed towards the Earth faster than when my father chased me for calling him a "poo-poo-man". The King realized that it was not a penny he saw, but a typhoon just off the Pacific coast. Yeah, people can be really stupid sometimes, especially evil dinosaurs.
The four screamed because - well, obviously they were falling thousands of miles to their death. But then, a miracle occurred: they fell right on the spot that Merlin's lair was under! With the power of magic, it broke their fall and they landed safely on the cobblestone floor.