Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, even though I'm writing Harry Potter. Unrelated, but I don't own Harry Potter either.

This is my first fanfiction, and eventually I will write non Ron-bashing fics, since he has great character when he's written well, but I just need to get all these ideas out of my head. However, this is a Ron Ginny-bashing fic from Luna's POV, so please enjoy. I try to stick to canon rules when I can, and will explain or address it when I don't.

Also, I will take any ideas I can, as soon as I learn how to PM.

Luna Lovegood watched as Harry Potter kissed Ginny after the Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw match. Professor Snape had given Harry (rightfully earned) detentions till the end of the school year. She understood why, as Harry had cut a student open. The Hogwarts rumour mill ran pretty fast.

It was actually a very immersive kiss. Luna was surprised that Ginny had a skull underneath her face, considering how far Harry's face was going in there. Suddenly, someone's voice sounded,

'No! This isn't supposed to happen!'

Everybody looked at who spoke, and even Harry and Ginny broke apart to see who spoke. It was the last person anyone expected to see.

It was Neville.

Pansy Parkinson, with a sneer you could somehow hear, said, 'What, Longbottom? You wanted the Weaslette all for yourself? She'd probably open her legs for you anyway!'

Theodore Nott, in a softer yet more condescending voice, said, 'Nah, I think he's crying cause he wanted Potter.'

Luna snorted, but no one heard her since they were still wondering why Neville cried out.

Neville, totally unlike himself, in a very serious tone, said, 'Are you kidding me? This is no time to joke right now!'

Ginny, annoyed that Neville had stopped her kissy time with Harry, irritatedly asked, 'What are you talking about?'

Luna had an idea where Neville was going with this. She has seen the signs over the years, and if she was wrong as to what Neville was going to say, she'd give up Dirigible Plums forever. Wait, no. That was too far. Actually, she'd just paint her shoes blue. Yes, that would work.

Neville, oblivious to Luna's "Luna Thoughts" continued. He said, 'Harry's pairing is not you, it's Hermione! I don't understand how you have committed this sorcery!'

Parvati chimed in. 'Neville, we literally live in a magical world...'

'Oh, yeah... Anyways! My point stands, Harry should not be with Ginny!'

Phew! Luna was right, so she wouldn't have to paint her shoes blue! Though, maybe she should try it. Blue was Ravenclaw House's color after all.

Harry, however, had a completely different thought process.

'What are you talking about, Neville? Why would I go out with Hermione?'

Lavender, the resident romance expert, decided to voice her thoughts. 'Please, Harry. Everyone has seen the way you are with Hermione. Even if you're dating Ginny, you must admit that you have some feelings for Hermione!'

Parvati's sister, Padma, used her perceptiveness, and said, 'Would he say it right now, though? If he decides to continue dating Ginny- which you really shouldn't- it would ruin any future relationship with her.'

'Enough! The only love I have for Hermione is brotherly love, and she feels the same way! Right, Hermione?'

Finally, the subject of the conversation, and the most Wrackspurt infested girl in Hogwarts, Hermione spoke.

'Yeah, I only love Harry as a brother.'

Tracey Davis, a closet romance enthusiast, then inquired, 'Then who do you love, Granger?'

'Wha- I'm not going to tell you that!', Hermione spluttered.

'Then we're just going to have to assume that you love Harry as something more than a sibling.'

'Why do you even care about the romances of Hogwarts?! Aren't you supposed to be cold and uncaring?!'

'No', Daphne Greengrass said,'That's me, and it's not just any romance. It's The Chosen One's romance.'

Harry groaned. 'Please, don't use that stupid name.'

'But you are, aren't you?' asked Lilith Moon.

'Yeah, and Dumbledore's a hairy big wanker, but you don't call him that, do you?'

A collective murmur spread throughout the crowd.

'What? What did I say?'

'Aren't you Dumbledore's man through and through?' asked Dean Thomas.

'I mean, not through and through, but yeah. But I can still have my opinions about him.'

Luna, in her usual melodic voice, said 'I believe we are getting off track here.'

Hermione and Harry both shot Luna a dirty look.

'Yeah, Granger,' Tracey said, 'Who do you love, then?'

'Well, I- I love Ron...'

'What?! But that makes no sense!', cried Neville.

'Oi! She can very well love me if she wants to!' said Ron indignantly.

'Yeah, but you've been kind of an ass to her all these 6 years. I believe the only year which you did not have a major argument was 5th year and 2nd year.' said Seamus.

'The amount of times Hermione has come crying to the dorm room because of you is astonishing! You even broke her friendship with Harry in third year just because she was trying to keep him safe. I've had to comfort her so many times, I don't even know why Lavender went out with you!' said Fay Dunbar angrily, with Sophie Roper nodding in agreement.

'Yes, but we've talked and we've realized that both of us have been a bit idiotic. Ron is actually a very nice guy when you can get to know him.' Hermione defended.

'I've heard of opposites attract but this is just crazy.' said Morag McDougal.

'Look, I've always loved Ginny and this is always how it's going to be! I've never loved Hermione at all. Romantically, that is.'

At this, Harry was given incredulous looks by everybody, including Draco Malfoy, who Luna was surprised he had the presence of mind to do that, since she knew he was plotting to get Voldemort's Death Eaters into the castle. However nobody would believe her, so she didn't tell anybody. Maybe who wants this whole debacle was over, she should tell Harry since he seemed suspicious enough of Malfoy throughout the whole year.

'You know,' said Romilda Vane, 'I've been studying up on love potions, and this is exactly how one acts when they are dosed.'

She was immediately looked at by the entire crowd, which was almost the entire school since the Quidditch Cup had just been won and there hadn't been enough time for everyone to leave before Neville's outburst, which in and of itself was pretty interesting.

'What?', she said sheepishly.' It's not like I was the only one.'

There was a murmur of agreement.

Ginny and Ron began to get nervous. If the school found out that they were dosing Harry and Hermione they would have no credibility left. Mr and Mrs Weasley would definitely get mad and there was no telling what their older brothers would do.

'Well, there's only one way to find out,' Anthony Goldstein said, 'Finnigan, Thomas, grab him!'

Harry was immediately jumped and grabbed by Dean and Seamus, confused as to what was happening.

'Wait! Wait! What are you doing?!'

Luna, in her usual dreamy tone, said, 'I believe they are giving you the antidote to a love potion.'

'Why would I need- why would Ginny dose me? I love her already, so there's no need for a love potion!'

'Well, if this antidote doesn't work then it's not going to have any effect, so both of your relationships will be strengthened. Really, there's no downside to actually taking the antidote, especially since you're not taking this willingly so Ginny can't even question if you broke her trust.' spoke Michael Corner, a bit salty at how Ginny had broken up with him. If this worked out, he would either have gotten revenge or have dodged a bullet.

'Daphne, I believe you have the antidote on you?' asked Tracey.

'As always.'

'Why do you have a love potion antidote with you?' asked Katie Bell.

'Slytherin does have trustworthy boys, but it has even more untrustworthy boys.' answered Daphne.

There was a smattering of agreement from the female Slytherins.

'So who's going to administer it?' asked Demelza Robbins.

There was a bit of confusion, since nobody had thought of that. Everybody wanted to be the one who helped The-Boy-Who-Lived, but if there was no potion, no one wanted to be the one who angered hom. But then a voice rang out from the crowd from the most unexpected person.

'Let me do it!' called out Draco Malfoy.

There were many skeptical looks towards Draco Malfoy. The relationship between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy was even documented in the Daily Prophet. Even Luna was confused, and that didn't happen very much. After all, she had the perfect Wrackspurt and Nargle repelling necklace and glasses combo.

'Oh please, I'm pretty much the only one who doesn't get any benefit or harm from this. Potter cannot possibly hate me anymore, and I doubt he's going to be grateful to me. Anyways, if he is love potioned, he'll be forever alone, and if he isn't I get the perverse pleasure of forcing a potion down his throat. I win either way.'

Nobody could find a flaw in his argument (Wizards were not known for their intelligence.), so they let him do it.

As soon as Malfoy was about to dump the potion down Harry's throat, Ginny jumped in the way.

'Harry doesn't need any antidote, he lov- urk!'

Neville had just cast the leg-locker jinx on her.

'I'm not going to let you ruin this! This is how life should be!'

Parvati whispered to Lavender, 'You think he's a bit obsessed?'

'Yeah,' Lavender said, 'It's a bit weird.'

Luna did not think that was weird. In fact, Luna thought it was hot. Very, very, hot. She wondered how much Neville would like Freshwater Plimpies.

who wants the potion was forced down Harry's gullet, he projectile vomited on three-fourths of the crowd.

'Oh yeah, I forgot about that little caveat.' said Anthony Goldstein, scratching his chin. 'Oh well, it's done now!'

'That's a symptom of the antidote being needed. This means somebody did him give him a love potion. And since he was with Ginny, I believe the culprit is obvious.'

'It was obviously Bulstrode!' concluded Goyle.

Everybody stared at him.

'So if Harry had a love potion, this probably means that Hermione also had a love potion. I believe it's obvious who gave it to her.' said Sophie Roper.

'Adrian Pucey?' asked Crabbe. He had a surprisingly soft voice. Luna thought that perhaps he had a Jakroblut in his throat.

'No, you moron, it's the other Weasel.' said Draco. 'Can I administer it to her, too?'

'No,' said Ron, 'Ginny may have been posting him, but I don't even know how to make Forgetfulness potions, let alone a love potion. How would I give Hermione one?' Ginny may have been caught, but he wasn't going to go down with her.

However, the students of Hogwarts had different plans. they grabbed Hermione (who had slowly been inching away but then broke out into a run when they turned towards her) and stupefied Ron, and immediately Leanne administered the antidote to Hermione, who was struggling way more than Harry had.

The antidote immediately took effect. the last one-fourth who hadn't been projectile vomited on got their share, and two-fourths of the crowd got another share of projectile vomit. Cormac McLaggen, who had been Confunded many times by Hermione (and in this case many meant at least 200) was seen licking the vomit off of people. Students immediately began backing away from him.

Cho Chang levitated both Harry and Hermione to the hospital wing.

Two Days Later

The backlash of the incident had left the whole of Hogwarts shaken. Every student was tested for love potion, and at least 16 students had to be purged.

Of the potion, that is, not their lives.

Harry and Hermione, understandably shaken, were extremely mad at the Weasley siblings. In actuality, extremely didn't even begin to cut it, Harry had even asked Snape to Obliviate every memory of Ron that he had, sure that Snape would take a pleasure in taking away many of Harry's happy memories. Snape, at the scolding of McGonagall, had to refuse. Luna offered, but Harry had told her that he didn't want her to have that act on her conscience.

Ginny and Ron were ostracized by the entire school, by Muggle-borns and half-bloods because they thought of it as immoral, and by purebloods because they thought of it as line-theft. They were sent 59 Howlers in 32 hours, specifically keyed by Fred and George so that it would sound as if it were screaming into the Weasley siblings' ears, and the whole school would hear it but it wouldn't hurt their ears. Arthur had said that the day even step one hair out of line he would disown both of them, and he told them that Bill and Charlie and Percy didn't even want to look at them. (Percy had heard this news in the Ministry, and asked his family discreetly about it, and when he learned that they had nothing to do with it, he strengthened his bond with his father but weakened it with his sister and brother.)

Harry and Hermione didn't start off dating right away, however just 4 days later Luna walked into a broom closet which had two very red Gryffindors with very wrinkled clothes.

Luna had even more wrinkled clothes with Neville a few days later. Some might say they weren't even there.

Then Voldemort came and killed everybody.

That wraps up my first story. Please, tell me what you think, and if you have any one-shot requests, I will try to oblige as best as I can.

If you want no bashing, there will be no bashing.If you didn't like anything (except the bashing) please tell me what it was, and I will try to remedy it. Adios, and now I shall set sail!

P.S. Jakroblut is just something I made up on my own.