"All right," said the Evil Force after he saw Arthur and Gawain fronting up to him, "here are the rules: You must use your skills, train your mind, and prevent horseplay. I need you to make sure you know what you're doing, OK? Oh, sorry, I forgot you can't do this; I'm the most powerful, but that doesn't mean I'm good. Even God is scared of my devilish tricks! Ha ha ha!"
Gawain got miffed and said, "I'll have you know, Force, that I was very close to shooting a pigeon with an arrow - up in the sky! So of course I can focus on my skills!"
"Just not too much," Arthur said.
"Silence!" the Evil Force bellowed. "For your information, this is no time for talking. For now, you need to fight me to death! Not that you can do it! Ha ha ha!"
And then, all of a sudden, the Evil Force's hand punched both Arthur and Gawain, flying them into a wall made out of energy from the Void. They got back pain as a result of the blow, and they became really angry and started to run to the Force.
"Hold on, now," the Force said. "You would need some weapons. Here."
He dropped two big swords onto the ground and the duo picked them up. Then they realized that they were duplicates of Excalibur, the most famous and powerful sword of all time! However, they were also disappointed knowing that the Evil Force could easily beat them, even if he gave them really good weapons.
"We'll have to try," Arthur said to Gawain.
"All right!" the Evil Force shouted. "Let the games begin!"
Arthur and Gawain ran and jumped up to the Force's face to stab the swords into his cheeks, only to see that the Force's mouth blew a strong wind that had almost as much force as a tornado. The two swirled from the great winds before they fell town and plopped on the ground. Arthur and Gawain swung at the Force's feet, but he simply kept jumping. To mock them further, he pulled out a dark energy jump rope and started to hop over it while the heroes were failing to chop his feet off. The man and the knight even went to go on different sides of the Force, trying to distract him while the other would stab the sword into his hip. But since the Force can shapeshift into anything, he formed two extra eyes, making it impossible for him to focus on only one person at a time.
He twirled and danced like a ballerina, leaping in the air while he played "Swan Lake" on a Void radio. He tapped his toes like there was no tomorrow, all while the King and Guinevere were cheering for his artistic performance. They had never seen such dancing before. Of course, they didn't want the Evil Force to win at all and he was a terrible guy, but he was the best dancer in existence! Well, that's all based on opinions, I've got to admit.
After Arthur and Gawain awed at the dancing, they started to attack for real that time. Only then, they were grumbling that they had no armor and pleaded to the Evil Force so that he would give them some.
"Well, to be fair, you are going to lose either way, so here you go."
Iron suits came poofing out of the air and they landed near Arthur and Gawain. Quickly, they put them on all while the Evil Force laughed at them and decided to take a break.
"We'll continue in about 10 minutes. You can do whatever you want except defeating me, 'cause - of course - that's not fair."
"Can we watch that mist rectangle thingy?" Gawain asked.
"Yes," the Force said, "only nothing about beating people. OK?"
Once the duo agreed, the Force snapped his fingers and a mist TV popped up.
"I'm going to go over there and let you do your things," said the Force. "I want it to be a surprise on what you're watching. It would probably be some baby show! Ha ha ha! God himself knows how much I hate those. I never liked them even as an infant! It's just so annoying that I can't even do anything. All right, have fun!"
The Force swooped away and the two started watching the TV. They thought it was really cool to switch through some channels and see some things that would happen in the future! There would be computers, electronic phones, VR headsets, and… Barney and Friends?"
"Barney is a dinosaur," sang the children on the program.
And pretty soon, Gawain and Arthur perfectly understood why the Evil Force hated those shows. The shows were too lighthearted, cheesy, uninteresting, and just overall annoying. The two just couldn't believe their own eyes on what they saw. They flipped through other baby channels like Dora the Explorer, Caillou, Elmo's World, and Word Party. They took notes on why those shows failed to be even the slightest bit decent for people, especially some of the bad messages that some of the shows presented. They knew that if they could write everything down, they could show the world and laugh with them about how stupid the shows can be.
"All right," the Force shouted. "Time's up! Let's see what you're watching."
And when he looked at the mist TV, he saw My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic playing on the screen.
"Ha ha ha!" the Force laughed. "Friendship Is Magic? Please. The fanfictions and fanart are way better. Anyway, get off of your butts and come fight me, mortals!"
Arthur and Gawain looked at each other when they got brilliant ideas on how to escape the evil clutches of the Evil Force. They winked at each other, got up still wearing their armor, and drew out their swords. The battle had officially continued.
As the Force was frolicking through the now colorful Void, Gawain climbed up on his ear and whispered, "Barney is a good dinosaur."
"Say what?!" the Force screamed as he jumped and landed on his posterior area.
"Dora Dora Dora the Explorer!" Arthur sang. "You can lead the way-ay!"
"Stop it!" the Force shouted while he covered his ears.
"Caillou was in a very bad mood," Gawain said. "Do you want to know why?"
"No!" yelled the Force.
"He couldn't go to the circus! I heard you like that episode, Force!"
"No! No, no, no! I hate it with all of my might!"
"Do you want to know what he sounded like?"
"Don't you dare do it!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Gawain imitated as the Force covered his head in irritation.
"Splash and Bubbles!" Arthur sang. "We're making friends in the ocean!"
The Evil Force was rolling on the floor in agony as tears rolled down his face. He hated baby shows more than SammyClassicSonicFan hated Sonic haters and Sonic fanboys. As the King and Guinevere heard what the duo was doing, they decided to join in. They knew very well what was on that TV that Gawain and Arthur had just watched.
"The party's just begun!"
"Loo loo loo!"
"Swiper, no swiping!"
"Ratatoing is a rip-off of Ratatouille, not the other way around!"
Yes, I know that was not from a baby show, but the Evil Force hated it nonetheless. He was looking like a turned-over roly-poly just helpless to even get up.
"Now, Arthur!" Gawain yelled.
"Me?" Arthur asked.
"Yes, you! Do it!"
"OK!" Arthur held his sword with two hands, jumped up in the air, and stabbed the Evil Force's heart. Since that was the source of his living, the Force was not immortal after all.
"Noooooooooo!" he screamed as he faded away, never to be seen again. The Void collapsed on everybody, and soon they safely landed on the English land, along with 1,000 other people that were once affected (they weren't affected anymore)! Even Morgan Le Fay was back to being a normal enchantress.