Shrek sits in the bikini bottom retirement home alone sad and gloomy, Mickey Mouse walks to shrek looks up, " he… hey Mickey can I pay you for something?" Mickey "sure shrek that's my job " shrek leads Mickey into the closet they hook up. And after the hot steamy sex, Mickey says " shrek you're not love or life ". * shrek cry's in the retirement home hallway * he ponders on everything that has let up to this current point. He thinks about how him and the gingerbread man broke up only an hour ago and how he just paid Mickey Mouse 10 bucks for a blowie in the closet. Pinky pie flies through an open window and notices shrek crying, " what's wrong " pinky pie says with a gloomy look on her face, shrek explains everything and finally ends with "I need a strong hunk of man in my life". Pinky pie blushes "I have just the thing for you shrek " pinky pie gallops down the hallway excitedly, she goes into the closet that reeks of cum. She slowly morphes into Hans with a menacing grin on her face. Hans walks over to shrek and rips off his shirt without even struggling, shrek smiles with glee and blushes. Hans rips off his pants exposing his long, thick, uncut, pink cock. Shrek froths, " I'm here for the muddy deluxe " hans says with a grin, shrek "lucky for you that's our special " shrek says with bright red cheeks, *shrek positions hisself in doggy style while spreading his green muddy cheeks * Hans pink pony penis begins to throb while as he shoves his cock into shrek *. Hans thrust a couple of times and let's out a soft moan, " I'm gonna destroy your ass like how thanos destroyed the world ". Hans growls, * shrek starts to glide his wet ass bussy up and down that pink muddy cock * "shake that tantalizing green hairy ass " Hans says with glee, * old chocolate lady from SpongeBob wheels in * " you guys are getting messy with all that chocolate " she says angrily. *Hans repeatedly thrust into shreks tight green muddy hole, * Hans licks the mud off shrek before his big final, Hans licks shrek clean hans finishes deep inside shreks muddy hole, hans vanishes leaving shrek filled up with his pony semen. *