Disclaimer: No own, no own, no own!!!
AN: Do I need an author's note? Oh well. Waen and I will be making appearances in this fic. All the seishi advertise for fans. You won't, however, see Tamahome, Miaka, Hotohori, Tokaki, Subaru, Yui, or Soi because it's male seishi only, and also ones that aren't married, which Hoto, Tama, and Tokaki are. (Although Tokaki doesn't realize he's married.) Oh, and Amiboshi isn't there either, because of, well, me. It's Halloween!! We went trick or treating. And that means lots of sugar to get high on!! I'll never be too old for free sugar highs.
WANTED: FANS
Notice posted on the Internet on Saturday, November the 30th:
Wanted: Fans
Hopefully in Age Range from 12-25
1 psycho girl of about 12-15, interested in yo-yos, able to put up with an over-protective partner, willing to live with someone who is going to be making it serious soon, and going to be subjected to worrying over small details concerning her health, comfort, etc.
1 ambitious girl of 19-24, interested in torture, able to put up with a partner who is usually plotting, willing to be used a bit, and going to be subjected to an expectation to join in animal expiration activities. (People from the ASPCA need not apply)
1 high-flyin' girl of 16+, interested in levitation, able to put up with the occasional possession, willing to join in with odd rituals, and going to have a man who is not **that** attractive.
1 wolf-loving girl of 25-34, interested in the moon, able to prepare raw meant dishes, willing to walk her partner, and going to be subjected to howling.
1 opera-loving girl of 19-20, interested in opera, able to use makeup artistically, willing to have partner who is also interested in men, and going to have to share her partner with 4 feathers and a clam.
2 ice-and-snow-loving girls, 1 of 14-16, other of 17-20, interested in snakes, able to cook food for ghosts, willing to have a partner who is...dead, and has been for the last 200 years, and going to have a real protective and loving man, also must enjoy horseback riding and archery.
1 nature-loving girl, age requirements not given, interested in plants, specifically, able to garden well, willing to put up with reminiscences about the mysterious "Suzuno-sama" and going to have to share partner with...vines...
1 cat-loving girl of 16-20, interested in medicines, able to cook fish well, willing to put up with partner's extreme feelings of guilt regarding inability to save last love interest, also partner's seeming inability to talk, and going to share partner with cat.
1 math-loving girl of 10-12, interested in odd facts, able to read 3 books a day, willing to put with partner's actions when symbol disappears from location of foot, and going to share partner with...math book.
1 purple-loving girl of 15-16, interested in makeup and fashion, able to put up with starry-eyes over a certain emperor's name, willing to answer to the name of Kourin (or Miaka), and going to have a strong and loving partner.
1 fire-loving girl of 15-17, interested in a dark tall guy, able to put up with excessive swearing and drinking, willing to live with a group of bandits, and going to be subjected to rants about milk, women, and both in general.
1 monk-loving girl of 16-23, interested in magic, able to put up with annoying speech pattern, willing to be surprised by seeing partner disguise himself as someone else, and going to have a man behind a mask. (But he's awful cute without it!)
1 sane girl of about 17-20, NORMAL FOR THE LORD'S SAKE, no connections to books, no memories of another life, no emotionally traumatizing past, etc.
1 sunglasses-loving girl of 15, interested in fashion, willing to put up with never seeing partner's eyes, going to share partner with...sunglasses.
If interested, please come to this address at 1:00 pm, Tuesday the second of October:
Apartment No. 1234
Sakura Lane,
Tokyo Japan
And ask for a Yuuki Keisuke, who will take all applicants to try out.
TBC...
I have the next chapter all planned out. I don't wanna say much, but Hikitsu, Suboshi, Tasuki, Chichiri, Nuriko, and, of course, Amiboshi, are already taken. I can't ask people who they wanna be paired with, cause that's against ff.n rules, but if you wanna slide me a hint in your review, I'm only too happy. And I must stop saying, "wanna". Somebody's gonna sue me.
AN: Do I need an author's note? Oh well. Waen and I will be making appearances in this fic. All the seishi advertise for fans. You won't, however, see Tamahome, Miaka, Hotohori, Tokaki, Subaru, Yui, or Soi because it's male seishi only, and also ones that aren't married, which Hoto, Tama, and Tokaki are. (Although Tokaki doesn't realize he's married.) Oh, and Amiboshi isn't there either, because of, well, me. It's Halloween!! We went trick or treating. And that means lots of sugar to get high on!! I'll never be too old for free sugar highs.
WANTED: FANS
Notice posted on the Internet on Saturday, November the 30th:
Wanted: Fans
Hopefully in Age Range from 12-25
1 psycho girl of about 12-15, interested in yo-yos, able to put up with an over-protective partner, willing to live with someone who is going to be making it serious soon, and going to be subjected to worrying over small details concerning her health, comfort, etc.
1 ambitious girl of 19-24, interested in torture, able to put up with a partner who is usually plotting, willing to be used a bit, and going to be subjected to an expectation to join in animal expiration activities. (People from the ASPCA need not apply)
1 high-flyin' girl of 16+, interested in levitation, able to put up with the occasional possession, willing to join in with odd rituals, and going to have a man who is not **that** attractive.
1 wolf-loving girl of 25-34, interested in the moon, able to prepare raw meant dishes, willing to walk her partner, and going to be subjected to howling.
1 opera-loving girl of 19-20, interested in opera, able to use makeup artistically, willing to have partner who is also interested in men, and going to have to share her partner with 4 feathers and a clam.
2 ice-and-snow-loving girls, 1 of 14-16, other of 17-20, interested in snakes, able to cook food for ghosts, willing to have a partner who is...dead, and has been for the last 200 years, and going to have a real protective and loving man, also must enjoy horseback riding and archery.
1 nature-loving girl, age requirements not given, interested in plants, specifically, able to garden well, willing to put up with reminiscences about the mysterious "Suzuno-sama" and going to have to share partner with...vines...
1 cat-loving girl of 16-20, interested in medicines, able to cook fish well, willing to put up with partner's extreme feelings of guilt regarding inability to save last love interest, also partner's seeming inability to talk, and going to share partner with cat.
1 math-loving girl of 10-12, interested in odd facts, able to read 3 books a day, willing to put with partner's actions when symbol disappears from location of foot, and going to share partner with...math book.
1 purple-loving girl of 15-16, interested in makeup and fashion, able to put up with starry-eyes over a certain emperor's name, willing to answer to the name of Kourin (or Miaka), and going to have a strong and loving partner.
1 fire-loving girl of 15-17, interested in a dark tall guy, able to put up with excessive swearing and drinking, willing to live with a group of bandits, and going to be subjected to rants about milk, women, and both in general.
1 monk-loving girl of 16-23, interested in magic, able to put up with annoying speech pattern, willing to be surprised by seeing partner disguise himself as someone else, and going to have a man behind a mask. (But he's awful cute without it!)
1 sane girl of about 17-20, NORMAL FOR THE LORD'S SAKE, no connections to books, no memories of another life, no emotionally traumatizing past, etc.
1 sunglasses-loving girl of 15, interested in fashion, willing to put up with never seeing partner's eyes, going to share partner with...sunglasses.
If interested, please come to this address at 1:00 pm, Tuesday the second of October:
Apartment No. 1234
Sakura Lane,
Tokyo Japan
And ask for a Yuuki Keisuke, who will take all applicants to try out.
TBC...
I have the next chapter all planned out. I don't wanna say much, but Hikitsu, Suboshi, Tasuki, Chichiri, Nuriko, and, of course, Amiboshi, are already taken. I can't ask people who they wanna be paired with, cause that's against ff.n rules, but if you wanna slide me a hint in your review, I'm only too happy. And I must stop saying, "wanna". Somebody's gonna sue me.