I wish to apologize to: frenchiecangirl. Because Kryssa already asked for Keisuke. And I would like to tell babygxpress that she and Tomite are coming up in the next chapter **nodnod**
And the Chiriko fangirls are not helping by existing!! AHHH!! There are too many of you! You're killing me!! **self-destructs** Ok, that's getting a little melodramatic. Anyway, here it is:
Three days later, Tuesday, October second...
KoKourin Kou and her sister Waen walked up the flight of stairs to the Yuuki apartment in Tokyo. They were accompanied by KoK's boyfriend, Koutoku Bu. Waen was answering the ad online, applying for No. 6b. Waen was 19, tall, black-haired and moss-eyed, and she had with her two snake-horses (snorses) made of ice.
"Do you think it's him?" she asked her sister.
"Of course," the green-haired girl returned, clinging to Koutoku's arm. Suddenly she remarked randomly, "Why is it with our anime selves, you are older than me? I'm fifteen to your nineteen. In real life I'm older."
"Because," Waen answered simply and unsatisfactorily. Then she added, "I have to be his age."
"Yeah, how could I forget?"
"Now, KoK," Koutoku scolded gently, "Waen deserves to be with the man she loves."
"Sap. Sap. Sa-awwww," she folded as he kissed her.
Waen pointedly ignored them, and rang the doorbell. A tall young man with blonde-brown hair answered.
"Moshimoshi? Oh, the ad. Yes, come in." Waen stepped inside and was greeted by the sight of 15 other men, and about that number of girls.
"Maze?" she questioned the brown-haired girl hanging on the blue-haired monk.
"Hai! I came as soon as a read the ad. And I was right! It's Chichiri." The masked man took it off and smiled hotly down at Maze, resulting in the chibiness of the authoress.
"So-ka."
"You and KoK're invited to the wedding. We're planning one in April."
"Nyan-nyans for bridesmaids no da!" Chichiri confirmed.
"A-arigatou."
"Ne ne ne ne ne neeeeeee!!! Obake-chan!!"
Waen turned at hearing her sister's nickname for her. "Hai?"
"Hidemi/Tasuki! Scaaaary!! Tomoko/Suboshi. Scaaaary!!" she said, referring to two of the girls' friends-and-fellow-authoresses.
"That's not scary, KoK. You're insane, or drunk, or both. They make great couples."
"Haaaaiiiii, you're right. And I'm neither. I got high on air again."
"Oh dear."
"Neeeee, I see one hot eye-patched guy with no hang-ons."
"KoK," Waen warned the psycho.
"Nani? It's true..." She then proceeded to push her sister over to the aforementioned personage. "'Kitsu, 'Kitsu, 'Kitsu. This girl is answering your ad. Believe me, she cooks great ghost rice! And besides that, she's freaking obsessed with horses! Trust me, if she ever got separated from Lily for even one day she'd flip! No kidding! Besides which, she's 19 hitting 20, and needs a man in her life! Come on 'Kitsu, you know you wanna!!"
The eye-patched man blushed. "KoK. You torture me day after day in your evil mind of fanfiction, and now..."
"'Kitsu. She's so cute! Tell me you could resist that smile!"
"KoKourin!!" Waen protested.
KoK ignored her, and continued, "'Kitsu, you've gotta get over Takiko. I mean, you weren't in love with her or anything. It was Tomite-baka!! Come ooooonnnnn!!!"
"..." they both returned enthusiastically.
Fed up, the psycho simply pushed Waen into Hikitsu, so that she ended up in the ice-lover's arms. "There," KoK smiled, looking satisfied. "Now. To get back to more important things." Koutoku suddenly found himself with a chibi hanging round his neck like some kind of bizarre necklace.
"Hi KoK."
"Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!"
Meanwhile, there was another knock at the door. Keisuke opened it to a purple-haired girl of about 16.
"Don't say a thing. You're answering my ad, No. 10. Right?"
**nodnod**
"Thought so. He's inside. But you're going to have competition."
**nodnod** **evil smirk** **purposeful stride forward**
"Uh-oh."
Taira grabbed her plastic lunch tray from its place on her back and went into the fray.
"Reeal sorry, Lily."
"What??"
**whack**
"GOMEN NASAI!!!!" she yelled to the sky.
"I'll eat your children!!!!!" came the answer.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"You guys sound kinda like Taka and Miaka," Keisuke remarked.
"Noooooooo, anything but THAT!!!!" cried Taira.
Then Maze poked her head around. "Taira?"
"Yeah?"
"You did sound like Taka and Miaka."
"Whaaaaaaaaa!!! Nuriko, comfort me!"
"....No..."
"You better!!" Taira beat her bishounen unconscious with the Plastic Lunch Tray of Doom, and then hugged him. "Nuriko, you've taught me so much!! It worked on Tama-baby, after all!"
**groan**
Meanwhile, Tomoko and Suboshi were yo-yo-ing random objects.
"Having fun, love?"
"Yepyep!!"
"Good. D'you think you could hit the punch bowl?"
"Sure. Just a minute..." She sighted down the yo-yo. And then.... "IKU RYUUSEISUI!!!!!!" **BLANG ** Punch spattered all over the room. Suboshi and Tomoko cracked up, giving each other high fives and doubling over with laughter at Keisuke's dismayed face.
"The punch!"
"Whahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" three voices cackled. The two 15-yr-olds turned to stare at Tomo.
"He's here!"
"Tomo?"
"Hai?"
"Run."
"NOOO!!!" An outraged Tomo fangirl threw herself in front of him. "You'll never harm Tomo-kins!!"
Suboshi and Tomoko both fell over anime-style. "...Tomo-kins..."
Just then, Hidemi and Tasuki walked over. They were deep in conversation, discussing the cost of dogwood trees.
"So if we spend 80+ yen a year on 10 dogwood trees at 8+ yen a dogwood...."
"With allowances for trees dying and the added cost of planting..."
"Not to mention water and nutritional support..."
"And of course droughts and floods..."
"And animals..."
"And vandals..."
"Don't forget, we'd need someone to look after them while we were away..."
"Ahh, is it worth it?"
"I think so."
"Yeah. It would be beautiful during the summer..."
"So, you thinking 250 yen?"
"About that."
"I say go for it."
"Ok!"
They shook hands.
"Hi...de...mi..."
"Hai?"
"What were you talking about?"
"Whether it was worth investing in dogwoods."
"I know, but whyyyy??"
"Because we think that it would make a lovely environment for our children to grow up in."
"...Oh..."
"Surprised that the leader of the Leikaku-zan bandits is going in for marriage?"
"Sorta."
"Sure as **** I'm surprised!!! I mean, **** it all, Tasuki getting married??"
"KoK," Koutoku warned gently, "Language..."
"Bah. When you're high on air you're allowed to swear."
"I think not."
"I think so."
"KoK..."
"GOMEN NASAIIIIII!!!!!" Koutoku was wearing a chibi necklace again.
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"I dunno! Maybe you were extra-good or something?"
"Sure, sure."
"Donna kurayami datte Jumon hitotsu de daha-ha-ha!!! Itsumo kibou wa chikara sa uchiageyou hikara no hana!!!"
"Why is MY girlfriend a psycho and not yours?" Koutoku said wistfully to Hikitsu.
"She's not-"
"I KNEW you and Obake-chan would get together!!!! All right, 'Bake-chan, you found your man!!! As a searcher who found her bishi after many years myself, I congratulate you!!"
"I never said-"
"Taira! Give me a curtain!"
"Happy to oblige." The purple-haired girl, who was still carrying a KOed Nuriko, threw her a big floaty purple curtain. The green-haired psycho happily wrapped it around her sister and the stunned ice guardian.
"There! Always remember, togetherness works!!"
Muffled protests that came from the clothy bundle were ignored. KoK grinned psychotically, looking like Suboshi's twin sister, and planted a kiss on Koutoku's cheek. He sighed, and returned it. Keisuke went to answer the door, where another applicant stood.
She was tall, and pretty, and had long silver-blonde hair that went down to her waist. Her smoky gray eyes looked up at him innocently. She was 19. He wasn't sure who she went to.
"Which ad number are you answering?"
"13."
"13" //That was MY ad number! She's my fan. My very first fan!! Ohhh// "Come in."
"Thank you."
"Ad number 13 is, well, um, me."
"You!" She looked delighted. "I'd hoped it was."
"H-hontou?" //And she's so pretty!!!//
"Hai. I wanted to say, I fill all the qualifications. With the exception of knowing all about the Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho."
"Th-that's okay..." **blush**
"Snap out of it, Keisuke!!"
"Yeah, just kiss her and tell her you love her already!"
Two unwelcome helpers, Nuriko and KoK, appeared at his side.
"Well, wait though."
"Yeah, you gotta ask her name!"
"Of course! She's obviously got a lovely one!"
"Now ask her what it is. Go on!"
"Um...what's your name?"
"Kyrssa."
"It's a beautiful name... ..."
"Thanks."
"..."
"..."
"KISS ALREADY!!!"
"Come on, Keisuke, you've got to be a pretty decent kisser!"
"GO!"
"FOR!"
"IT!"
**bluuuuuush**
"Keiiiiisukeeee!!"
**bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush**
**shove**
Nuriko took Keisuke and KoK took Kryssa and they pushed the two's lips together. She and Keisuke were blushing furiously.
KoK sighed. "About time."
Then there was...ANOTHER KNOCK AT THE DOOR!!!!!
TBC...
More coming, yup! And btw, were some people listening when I said Suboshi and Chichiri were taken? Cause they are. Ok, the people who didn't see themselves with their bishis in this chapter, it's coming in the next. And that's all for today from the fangirl who can get high on air,
KoKourin Kou
And the Chiriko fangirls are not helping by existing!! AHHH!! There are too many of you! You're killing me!! **self-destructs** Ok, that's getting a little melodramatic. Anyway, here it is:
Three days later, Tuesday, October second...
KoKourin Kou and her sister Waen walked up the flight of stairs to the Yuuki apartment in Tokyo. They were accompanied by KoK's boyfriend, Koutoku Bu. Waen was answering the ad online, applying for No. 6b. Waen was 19, tall, black-haired and moss-eyed, and she had with her two snake-horses (snorses) made of ice.
"Do you think it's him?" she asked her sister.
"Of course," the green-haired girl returned, clinging to Koutoku's arm. Suddenly she remarked randomly, "Why is it with our anime selves, you are older than me? I'm fifteen to your nineteen. In real life I'm older."
"Because," Waen answered simply and unsatisfactorily. Then she added, "I have to be his age."
"Yeah, how could I forget?"
"Now, KoK," Koutoku scolded gently, "Waen deserves to be with the man she loves."
"Sap. Sap. Sa-awwww," she folded as he kissed her.
Waen pointedly ignored them, and rang the doorbell. A tall young man with blonde-brown hair answered.
"Moshimoshi? Oh, the ad. Yes, come in." Waen stepped inside and was greeted by the sight of 15 other men, and about that number of girls.
"Maze?" she questioned the brown-haired girl hanging on the blue-haired monk.
"Hai! I came as soon as a read the ad. And I was right! It's Chichiri." The masked man took it off and smiled hotly down at Maze, resulting in the chibiness of the authoress.
"So-ka."
"You and KoK're invited to the wedding. We're planning one in April."
"Nyan-nyans for bridesmaids no da!" Chichiri confirmed.
"A-arigatou."
"Ne ne ne ne ne neeeeeee!!! Obake-chan!!"
Waen turned at hearing her sister's nickname for her. "Hai?"
"Hidemi/Tasuki! Scaaaary!! Tomoko/Suboshi. Scaaaary!!" she said, referring to two of the girls' friends-and-fellow-authoresses.
"That's not scary, KoK. You're insane, or drunk, or both. They make great couples."
"Haaaaiiiii, you're right. And I'm neither. I got high on air again."
"Oh dear."
"Neeeee, I see one hot eye-patched guy with no hang-ons."
"KoK," Waen warned the psycho.
"Nani? It's true..." She then proceeded to push her sister over to the aforementioned personage. "'Kitsu, 'Kitsu, 'Kitsu. This girl is answering your ad. Believe me, she cooks great ghost rice! And besides that, she's freaking obsessed with horses! Trust me, if she ever got separated from Lily for even one day she'd flip! No kidding! Besides which, she's 19 hitting 20, and needs a man in her life! Come on 'Kitsu, you know you wanna!!"
The eye-patched man blushed. "KoK. You torture me day after day in your evil mind of fanfiction, and now..."
"'Kitsu. She's so cute! Tell me you could resist that smile!"
"KoKourin!!" Waen protested.
KoK ignored her, and continued, "'Kitsu, you've gotta get over Takiko. I mean, you weren't in love with her or anything. It was Tomite-baka!! Come ooooonnnnn!!!"
"..." they both returned enthusiastically.
Fed up, the psycho simply pushed Waen into Hikitsu, so that she ended up in the ice-lover's arms. "There," KoK smiled, looking satisfied. "Now. To get back to more important things." Koutoku suddenly found himself with a chibi hanging round his neck like some kind of bizarre necklace.
"Hi KoK."
"Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!"
Meanwhile, there was another knock at the door. Keisuke opened it to a purple-haired girl of about 16.
"Don't say a thing. You're answering my ad, No. 10. Right?"
**nodnod**
"Thought so. He's inside. But you're going to have competition."
**nodnod** **evil smirk** **purposeful stride forward**
"Uh-oh."
Taira grabbed her plastic lunch tray from its place on her back and went into the fray.
"Reeal sorry, Lily."
"What??"
**whack**
"GOMEN NASAI!!!!" she yelled to the sky.
"I'll eat your children!!!!!" came the answer.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"You guys sound kinda like Taka and Miaka," Keisuke remarked.
"Noooooooo, anything but THAT!!!!" cried Taira.
Then Maze poked her head around. "Taira?"
"Yeah?"
"You did sound like Taka and Miaka."
"Whaaaaaaaaa!!! Nuriko, comfort me!"
"....No..."
"You better!!" Taira beat her bishounen unconscious with the Plastic Lunch Tray of Doom, and then hugged him. "Nuriko, you've taught me so much!! It worked on Tama-baby, after all!"
**groan**
Meanwhile, Tomoko and Suboshi were yo-yo-ing random objects.
"Having fun, love?"
"Yepyep!!"
"Good. D'you think you could hit the punch bowl?"
"Sure. Just a minute..." She sighted down the yo-yo. And then.... "IKU RYUUSEISUI!!!!!!" **BLANG ** Punch spattered all over the room. Suboshi and Tomoko cracked up, giving each other high fives and doubling over with laughter at Keisuke's dismayed face.
"The punch!"
"Whahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" three voices cackled. The two 15-yr-olds turned to stare at Tomo.
"He's here!"
"Tomo?"
"Hai?"
"Run."
"NOOO!!!" An outraged Tomo fangirl threw herself in front of him. "You'll never harm Tomo-kins!!"
Suboshi and Tomoko both fell over anime-style. "...Tomo-kins..."
Just then, Hidemi and Tasuki walked over. They were deep in conversation, discussing the cost of dogwood trees.
"So if we spend 80+ yen a year on 10 dogwood trees at 8+ yen a dogwood...."
"With allowances for trees dying and the added cost of planting..."
"Not to mention water and nutritional support..."
"And of course droughts and floods..."
"And animals..."
"And vandals..."
"Don't forget, we'd need someone to look after them while we were away..."
"Ahh, is it worth it?"
"I think so."
"Yeah. It would be beautiful during the summer..."
"So, you thinking 250 yen?"
"About that."
"I say go for it."
"Ok!"
They shook hands.
"Hi...de...mi..."
"Hai?"
"What were you talking about?"
"Whether it was worth investing in dogwoods."
"I know, but whyyyy??"
"Because we think that it would make a lovely environment for our children to grow up in."
"...Oh..."
"Surprised that the leader of the Leikaku-zan bandits is going in for marriage?"
"Sorta."
"Sure as **** I'm surprised!!! I mean, **** it all, Tasuki getting married??"
"KoK," Koutoku warned gently, "Language..."
"Bah. When you're high on air you're allowed to swear."
"I think not."
"I think so."
"KoK..."
"GOMEN NASAIIIIII!!!!!" Koutoku was wearing a chibi necklace again.
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"I dunno! Maybe you were extra-good or something?"
"Sure, sure."
"Donna kurayami datte Jumon hitotsu de daha-ha-ha!!! Itsumo kibou wa chikara sa uchiageyou hikara no hana!!!"
"Why is MY girlfriend a psycho and not yours?" Koutoku said wistfully to Hikitsu.
"She's not-"
"I KNEW you and Obake-chan would get together!!!! All right, 'Bake-chan, you found your man!!! As a searcher who found her bishi after many years myself, I congratulate you!!"
"I never said-"
"Taira! Give me a curtain!"
"Happy to oblige." The purple-haired girl, who was still carrying a KOed Nuriko, threw her a big floaty purple curtain. The green-haired psycho happily wrapped it around her sister and the stunned ice guardian.
"There! Always remember, togetherness works!!"
Muffled protests that came from the clothy bundle were ignored. KoK grinned psychotically, looking like Suboshi's twin sister, and planted a kiss on Koutoku's cheek. He sighed, and returned it. Keisuke went to answer the door, where another applicant stood.
She was tall, and pretty, and had long silver-blonde hair that went down to her waist. Her smoky gray eyes looked up at him innocently. She was 19. He wasn't sure who she went to.
"Which ad number are you answering?"
"13."
"13" //That was MY ad number! She's my fan. My very first fan!! Ohhh// "Come in."
"Thank you."
"Ad number 13 is, well, um, me."
"You!" She looked delighted. "I'd hoped it was."
"H-hontou?" //And she's so pretty!!!//
"Hai. I wanted to say, I fill all the qualifications. With the exception of knowing all about the Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho."
"Th-that's okay..." **blush**
"Snap out of it, Keisuke!!"
"Yeah, just kiss her and tell her you love her already!"
Two unwelcome helpers, Nuriko and KoK, appeared at his side.
"Well, wait though."
"Yeah, you gotta ask her name!"
"Of course! She's obviously got a lovely one!"
"Now ask her what it is. Go on!"
"Um...what's your name?"
"Kyrssa."
"It's a beautiful name... ..."
"Thanks."
"..."
"..."
"KISS ALREADY!!!"
"Come on, Keisuke, you've got to be a pretty decent kisser!"
"GO!"
"FOR!"
"IT!"
**bluuuuuush**
"Keiiiiisukeeee!!"
**bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush**
**shove**
Nuriko took Keisuke and KoK took Kryssa and they pushed the two's lips together. She and Keisuke were blushing furiously.
KoK sighed. "About time."
Then there was...ANOTHER KNOCK AT THE DOOR!!!!!
TBC...
More coming, yup! And btw, were some people listening when I said Suboshi and Chichiri were taken? Cause they are. Ok, the people who didn't see themselves with their bishis in this chapter, it's coming in the next. And that's all for today from the fangirl who can get high on air,
KoKourin Kou