More Applicants. Suzaku save us!
Disclaimer: I still own nothing. But darn it all, I want Amiboshi!!!!!!!
AN: All right, Chiriko people, line up!!! First prize goes to BlueFire, and she gets the actual thing. Next is LanaPanther, in second place, and she gets one of their children. Moo Kawaii Moo, you get a little RoboChiriko. And to RyougazGal, please accept this little Chiriko plushie, signed on its foot by Chiriko himself. Sano and Babygxpress, watch for yourselves!!! Er, yeah, and is Sano a boy or a girl or an it? In this he/she/it's a girl. Apologies if he/she/it is a boy and is offended. I scared even myself in this chapter.
AND Waen is so ticked off at me for the curtain, I currently am typing with the door to the computer room locked. For protection. Aha, now, let's start.
The knock, ah yes, the knock. Keisuke edged over to the door, and opened it.
"Konninichiwa?"
"Watashi wa Sano..."
"Matte, matte, matte," KoK broke in, "I'm seeing grrrreen clothes, I'm seeing seed embrrrroiderrry, and I'm thinking....Tatarrrra?"
"Hai. Demo, dare wa anata desu ka?"
"You're seeing green hair, you're seeing a flute, and you're thinking?"
"Amiboshi?"
"HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
"Ahhhh!!"
"Soooooooo, you're Tatara's girl, eh? Well, seed boy is lonely. Heck, he needs a distraction from "Su-zu-nooooo". Yeah, you'll be great. Move on, come, come." KoK gently maneuvered the small, delicate, flower-like girl to the corner where Tatara sat by himself, playing with the petals of a large chrysanthemum. He looked up at their approach. Sano nervously flicked some of her pale yellow hair away from her hazel eyes.
"Konban wa, Tatara-san."
"Konban wa, ah..."
"Her name is Sano, seed boy." //Why the HECK is everyone so darn shy? Stupid. They need to assert themselves. They need to feeeeeel the looooove...//
"Ah, Sano, yes, um, heh."
//I must MAKE them feeeeel the loooooove!!! I shall speak!!//
"FEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!" Sano jumped, completely freaked out by the fruitcake's yell. She fell backward by mistake, and before she hit the floor Tatara caught her.
"HAHHHHH!!! You are feeling the looooooove!!!"
Sano looked up at her, shaking like a frightened rabbit. "Please.... get.... her.... away.... from.... me."
"Demo....demo..." Koutoku came up behind KoK and gently dragged her away.
"Must buy sedatives next time I go to the store," he murmured.
"Doushite, Kou-ai?"
"...You weren't supposed to hear that..."
"Doushite, Kou-ai?"
"......."
"Want me to knock her out for you, Ami?" Nuriko offered
"...No...."
Keisuke sighed. Kyrssa patted him comfortingly on the back. "It's okay, Kei-chan. I'll help you clean up and everything afterwards."
"Arigatouuuuu!" Keisuke hugged her, practically crying.
Waen and Hikitsu had given up trying to get out of the curtain and were taking advantage of the situation.
"You're a good kisser, Hikitsu."
"Thanks."
[Insert long kiss here] (AN: This is the OTHER reason I have the door locked. So she can't some in and read over my shoulder and kill me and so on.)
"Can we have one of those curtains, Taira?" Maze called to the purple-haired girl.
"With pleasure. They now come in the colour of your choice for a small fee."
"How much?"
"A bit of Taira/Nuriko in the next fangirl-insertion piece you write."
"Kaayy! Can we have a blue one?"
"Course!"
"Heh. Little does she know I do not plan on writing a fangirl-insertion fic for a year and 2 weeks. Heh heh heh. Kiss me, Chichiri!" she said dramatically.
"OK na no da!" said the blue-haired monk, complying.
Taira threw the curtain around their shoulders, all the while singing. "Kanojo no kokoro wo ZUTAZUTA ni shita YATSU wa kono ore ga yurusanai!"
Suboshi, hearing the lyrics to Never Get Away, ran over.
"Never get away - me hazurasu na! Never get away for you! SUKI wo misetara yarerachimau kono destiny!"
Tomoko jumped up beside him, and joined in. "Never get away - sekai-juu ga! Never get away for you! Teki de mo kamawanai! It's all right - kimi no tame!"
The three-some continues to sing loudly, until the woman next door sent her teenage daughter over to see what was wrong.
"EXCUSE ME!" the girl called over the noise.
"YES?" yelled back Keisuke.
"COULD YOU PLEASE - "
"WHAT'D YOU SAY?"
"I SAID COULD YOU PLEASE - "
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
"COULD YOU PLEASE - NEVER MIND!!"
"WHAT??"
"NEVER MIND!"
"I BEG YOUR PARDON??"
"AHHHHH!!!"
"WHAT'S WRONG?"
"NOTHING!!"
"HUH????"
The girl turned to leave the House (or rather, Apartment) of Chaos. Then she saw the boy behind her. He had fluffy brown hair that he had apparently attempted to stuff under a blue furry hat. His eyes shone good humor and kindness. He smiled at her.
"Konnichiwa. Watashi no namae wa Tomite, or Tan Chamka."
"Watashi no namae wa Iwanaga Hoshi."
"Star? That's a pretty name."
"Thanks."
"What are you here for? Are you answering an ad?"
"What?"
Tomite showed her the printed piece of paper.
"Which are you?"
"Me? I'm the ice-loving boy of 16, enjoys archery, likes rice."
"So you've been dead for the last 200 years?"
Tomite blushed. "Yes."
Hoshi laughed. "But in true love, age doesn't matter, ne?"
Tomite blushed again. "Ne."
Hikitsu seemed to have detached himself from the curtain (but not Waen) for he suddenly stood beside Tomite, with, of course, the aforementioned female by his other side.
"Otouto?"
"Hai, Nii-chan?"
"Whatever you do, make sure she's sane, ok?"
"Nii-chan!" Tomite turned an interesting shade of crimson. "I...I..."
Waen smiled encouragingly at him. "Come on. You shouldn't always be lonely."
Tomato was now as red as one. (WAIT!! Did I say "Tomato"? I meant Tomite! Yeah, course I did! Uh-huh!)
Hoshi cocked her head to one side and said shyly, "I can make rice pretty well..."
"Really?" Tomite managed.
She nodded. "I'm 15, archery in my hobby, winter is my favorite season."
"You like the snow a lot?"
"M-hm! I also like your hat!"
Tomite flushed. "I...well...I always thought it looked kinda dumb."
"No!"
"It makes my head look like a marble!"
Hikitsu began chuckling softly. Tomite suddenly found the carpet very interesting.
"Tomite?"
"Hai?"
"I don't have a boyfriend."
"Ahhhhh!" Tomite buried his face in his hands as Hikitsu laughed harder.
Waen prodded him in the back. "C'mon, hat boy."
Tomite took a deep breath. "Well, then, would you like to go out with me?"
A little alarm thingy went off, and a balloon of confetti exploded over his head, little paper hearts sticking in the furriness of his hat. He winced, causing glitter to dislodge itself from his hair and eyebrows and float to the ground. More glitter and stuff fluttered away as Hoshi hugged him.
"I'd love to! Do you know about the great movie theatre they have here?"
"No, I didn't. What's showing?"
Seeming to have suddenly overcome his shyness, Tomite found himself deep in conversation regarding whether it would be better to see Miyazaki's Spirited Away or a remake of Godzilla that would be playing. (YES!! Miyazaki's SA is showing the Harrisburg theatre or somewhere reasonably close!! I'm going to bribe my parents to take me. I wish I had a driver's license. Lucky Tomoko)
Then he heard a strangled gasp. He turned to see Tomoko and Suboshi crying on each other's shoulders.
"Noo!"
"How can it BE?"
"She betrayed us!"
"That lovely young girl and that...creature!"
"I can't BELIEVE it!"
"It's true, though!"
"How to live through it?"
"I know!"
"It's just horrible!"
"And we can't kill him or it would destroy her happiness!" (Since when has Suboshi cared about others' happiness? KIDDING!!)
"We must show her the light!"
"The poor child!"
"What is it?" he questioned the green-haired girl observing.
"Shouka-chan's just answered Tomo's ad." KoK said perfectly calmly.
Waen frowned. "Since when have you been so quiet?"
"Kou-ai gave me something nice and I feel very weird."
"Bokyakuso does wonders for making people forget they're supposed to be insane," the flutist murmured behind his hand. Waen grinned.
Just then a girl appeared beside Keisuke. Her hair was bright blue, and looked oddly like it was burning. She sighed, and translocated to Chiriko. Saying a few words in Chinese and making an odd gesture in the air, she smiled at the little genius. Who was quite suddenly not a little genius any longer, but an older genius of about 16.
"Chiriko, ni hao ma? I'm Bluefire."
Staring, he replied, "I'm in a perfect state of health. And you?"
"The same. I wanted to know if you've ever heard of the Chinese mage Furusawa Ame, a spellworker of really incredible power."
"No. Is that the kind of magic you use?"
"Yep!"
"Could you tell me more about him? I'd like to learn more."
"Course I could."
Thus the genius and the mage began discussing the powers she had.
And we all know study leads to love!! Remember episode 39???? I'm kidding! That's not going to happen!!
TBC...
I plan on going into more detail on Shouka, Sano, Bluefire and Taira next time. Also, there are still quite a few lonely seishi!! Please r+r to get your free of charge self-insertion now!!
Oh, gods, I so had writers' block for your part Bluefire! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I'll do better for you next chapter! *cries*
KoK
Disclaimer: I still own nothing. But darn it all, I want Amiboshi!!!!!!!
AN: All right, Chiriko people, line up!!! First prize goes to BlueFire, and she gets the actual thing. Next is LanaPanther, in second place, and she gets one of their children. Moo Kawaii Moo, you get a little RoboChiriko. And to RyougazGal, please accept this little Chiriko plushie, signed on its foot by Chiriko himself. Sano and Babygxpress, watch for yourselves!!! Er, yeah, and is Sano a boy or a girl or an it? In this he/she/it's a girl. Apologies if he/she/it is a boy and is offended. I scared even myself in this chapter.
AND Waen is so ticked off at me for the curtain, I currently am typing with the door to the computer room locked. For protection. Aha, now, let's start.
The knock, ah yes, the knock. Keisuke edged over to the door, and opened it.
"Konninichiwa?"
"Watashi wa Sano..."
"Matte, matte, matte," KoK broke in, "I'm seeing grrrreen clothes, I'm seeing seed embrrrroiderrry, and I'm thinking....Tatarrrra?"
"Hai. Demo, dare wa anata desu ka?"
"You're seeing green hair, you're seeing a flute, and you're thinking?"
"Amiboshi?"
"HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
"Ahhhh!!"
"Soooooooo, you're Tatara's girl, eh? Well, seed boy is lonely. Heck, he needs a distraction from "Su-zu-nooooo". Yeah, you'll be great. Move on, come, come." KoK gently maneuvered the small, delicate, flower-like girl to the corner where Tatara sat by himself, playing with the petals of a large chrysanthemum. He looked up at their approach. Sano nervously flicked some of her pale yellow hair away from her hazel eyes.
"Konban wa, Tatara-san."
"Konban wa, ah..."
"Her name is Sano, seed boy." //Why the HECK is everyone so darn shy? Stupid. They need to assert themselves. They need to feeeeeel the looooove...//
"Ah, Sano, yes, um, heh."
//I must MAKE them feeeeel the loooooove!!! I shall speak!!//
"FEEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!"
"Ahhhhh!!" Sano jumped, completely freaked out by the fruitcake's yell. She fell backward by mistake, and before she hit the floor Tatara caught her.
"HAHHHHH!!! You are feeling the looooooove!!!"
Sano looked up at her, shaking like a frightened rabbit. "Please.... get.... her.... away.... from.... me."
"Demo....demo..." Koutoku came up behind KoK and gently dragged her away.
"Must buy sedatives next time I go to the store," he murmured.
"Doushite, Kou-ai?"
"...You weren't supposed to hear that..."
"Doushite, Kou-ai?"
"......."
"Want me to knock her out for you, Ami?" Nuriko offered
"...No...."
Keisuke sighed. Kyrssa patted him comfortingly on the back. "It's okay, Kei-chan. I'll help you clean up and everything afterwards."
"Arigatouuuuu!" Keisuke hugged her, practically crying.
Waen and Hikitsu had given up trying to get out of the curtain and were taking advantage of the situation.
"You're a good kisser, Hikitsu."
"Thanks."
[Insert long kiss here] (AN: This is the OTHER reason I have the door locked. So she can't some in and read over my shoulder and kill me and so on.)
"Can we have one of those curtains, Taira?" Maze called to the purple-haired girl.
"With pleasure. They now come in the colour of your choice for a small fee."
"How much?"
"A bit of Taira/Nuriko in the next fangirl-insertion piece you write."
"Kaayy! Can we have a blue one?"
"Course!"
"Heh. Little does she know I do not plan on writing a fangirl-insertion fic for a year and 2 weeks. Heh heh heh. Kiss me, Chichiri!" she said dramatically.
"OK na no da!" said the blue-haired monk, complying.
Taira threw the curtain around their shoulders, all the while singing. "Kanojo no kokoro wo ZUTAZUTA ni shita YATSU wa kono ore ga yurusanai!"
Suboshi, hearing the lyrics to Never Get Away, ran over.
"Never get away - me hazurasu na! Never get away for you! SUKI wo misetara yarerachimau kono destiny!"
Tomoko jumped up beside him, and joined in. "Never get away - sekai-juu ga! Never get away for you! Teki de mo kamawanai! It's all right - kimi no tame!"
The three-some continues to sing loudly, until the woman next door sent her teenage daughter over to see what was wrong.
"EXCUSE ME!" the girl called over the noise.
"YES?" yelled back Keisuke.
"COULD YOU PLEASE - "
"WHAT'D YOU SAY?"
"I SAID COULD YOU PLEASE - "
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
"COULD YOU PLEASE - NEVER MIND!!"
"WHAT??"
"NEVER MIND!"
"I BEG YOUR PARDON??"
"AHHHHH!!!"
"WHAT'S WRONG?"
"NOTHING!!"
"HUH????"
The girl turned to leave the House (or rather, Apartment) of Chaos. Then she saw the boy behind her. He had fluffy brown hair that he had apparently attempted to stuff under a blue furry hat. His eyes shone good humor and kindness. He smiled at her.
"Konnichiwa. Watashi no namae wa Tomite, or Tan Chamka."
"Watashi no namae wa Iwanaga Hoshi."
"Star? That's a pretty name."
"Thanks."
"What are you here for? Are you answering an ad?"
"What?"
Tomite showed her the printed piece of paper.
"Which are you?"
"Me? I'm the ice-loving boy of 16, enjoys archery, likes rice."
"So you've been dead for the last 200 years?"
Tomite blushed. "Yes."
Hoshi laughed. "But in true love, age doesn't matter, ne?"
Tomite blushed again. "Ne."
Hikitsu seemed to have detached himself from the curtain (but not Waen) for he suddenly stood beside Tomite, with, of course, the aforementioned female by his other side.
"Otouto?"
"Hai, Nii-chan?"
"Whatever you do, make sure she's sane, ok?"
"Nii-chan!" Tomite turned an interesting shade of crimson. "I...I..."
Waen smiled encouragingly at him. "Come on. You shouldn't always be lonely."
Tomato was now as red as one. (WAIT!! Did I say "Tomato"? I meant Tomite! Yeah, course I did! Uh-huh!)
Hoshi cocked her head to one side and said shyly, "I can make rice pretty well..."
"Really?" Tomite managed.
She nodded. "I'm 15, archery in my hobby, winter is my favorite season."
"You like the snow a lot?"
"M-hm! I also like your hat!"
Tomite flushed. "I...well...I always thought it looked kinda dumb."
"No!"
"It makes my head look like a marble!"
Hikitsu began chuckling softly. Tomite suddenly found the carpet very interesting.
"Tomite?"
"Hai?"
"I don't have a boyfriend."
"Ahhhhh!" Tomite buried his face in his hands as Hikitsu laughed harder.
Waen prodded him in the back. "C'mon, hat boy."
Tomite took a deep breath. "Well, then, would you like to go out with me?"
A little alarm thingy went off, and a balloon of confetti exploded over his head, little paper hearts sticking in the furriness of his hat. He winced, causing glitter to dislodge itself from his hair and eyebrows and float to the ground. More glitter and stuff fluttered away as Hoshi hugged him.
"I'd love to! Do you know about the great movie theatre they have here?"
"No, I didn't. What's showing?"
Seeming to have suddenly overcome his shyness, Tomite found himself deep in conversation regarding whether it would be better to see Miyazaki's Spirited Away or a remake of Godzilla that would be playing. (YES!! Miyazaki's SA is showing the Harrisburg theatre or somewhere reasonably close!! I'm going to bribe my parents to take me. I wish I had a driver's license. Lucky Tomoko)
Then he heard a strangled gasp. He turned to see Tomoko and Suboshi crying on each other's shoulders.
"Noo!"
"How can it BE?"
"She betrayed us!"
"That lovely young girl and that...creature!"
"I can't BELIEVE it!"
"It's true, though!"
"How to live through it?"
"I know!"
"It's just horrible!"
"And we can't kill him or it would destroy her happiness!" (Since when has Suboshi cared about others' happiness? KIDDING!!)
"We must show her the light!"
"The poor child!"
"What is it?" he questioned the green-haired girl observing.
"Shouka-chan's just answered Tomo's ad." KoK said perfectly calmly.
Waen frowned. "Since when have you been so quiet?"
"Kou-ai gave me something nice and I feel very weird."
"Bokyakuso does wonders for making people forget they're supposed to be insane," the flutist murmured behind his hand. Waen grinned.
Just then a girl appeared beside Keisuke. Her hair was bright blue, and looked oddly like it was burning. She sighed, and translocated to Chiriko. Saying a few words in Chinese and making an odd gesture in the air, she smiled at the little genius. Who was quite suddenly not a little genius any longer, but an older genius of about 16.
"Chiriko, ni hao ma? I'm Bluefire."
Staring, he replied, "I'm in a perfect state of health. And you?"
"The same. I wanted to know if you've ever heard of the Chinese mage Furusawa Ame, a spellworker of really incredible power."
"No. Is that the kind of magic you use?"
"Yep!"
"Could you tell me more about him? I'd like to learn more."
"Course I could."
Thus the genius and the mage began discussing the powers she had.
And we all know study leads to love!! Remember episode 39???? I'm kidding! That's not going to happen!!
TBC...
I plan on going into more detail on Shouka, Sano, Bluefire and Taira next time. Also, there are still quite a few lonely seishi!! Please r+r to get your free of charge self-insertion now!!
Oh, gods, I so had writers' block for your part Bluefire! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I'll do better for you next chapter! *cries*
KoK