I still own nothing! (No, Waen, of _COURSE_ I'm not writing any more of that fic you hate!) Becki, you have entered! Seishi left: Mitsukake, Nakago, Ashitare, Miboshi. Poor unwanted seishi!!! This is gonna be a short chapter, but I had to post something to celebrate my new account name. This is the VERY LAST TIME I change it, it's not happening again.


Tetsuya sat in a corner and pouted. Unlike Keisuke, he had not found a match. He glared when said personage sent him a smug look over Kyrssa's shoulder. He glared, but unfortunately it did not make much of an impression, for his sunglasses ruined the full force of the nasty look. Keisuke just smiled irritatingly. Then the door opened. A lovely girl with silvery hair (Not gray! _SILVER_ There's a difference, ya know) entered. A vision in pale green, a vision to be sure. And she moved in Tetsuya's direction.
Tetsuya stared. //WOW!!!//
"'Nichi-wa?"
"Watashi no namae Becki."
"Becki...." Tetsuya's eyes crossed of their own accord. Luckily his sunglasses saved him any embarrassment.
"Anata wa Tetsuya?"
"H-hai..."
"II!!!!! Tetsu-ya-chan!"
"Tetsuya-chan?????" *bluuuuuuush*
"WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT BLUSHING???!!!" yelled Nuriko, irritatedly.
"Nuriko, be quiet. You know you'd rather kiss me than yell at Tetsuya-chan," said Taira. Lily shot her a venomous glare. KoK quietly moved over to where Lily was. The other girl didn't see her. She said softly, "Lily-chan. Anger is bad. Try to feel happiness for her happiness."
Lily jumped a foot in the air.
"Ahhhh! KoK!!! Don't SCARE me like that!"
"Gomen nasai."
"Anyway, what's wrong with you? Shouldn't you be insane? Like a fangirl?"
"Fangirl? Insane? That means?"
"KOK!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Whyya shouting? Nothing's wrong with me..."
Koutoku came up behind her. "Lil'? She's been brainwashed."
"WHAT?!!?? Why'd ya do THAT?"
"I like her this way."
"But...but...she's no good as a fangirl any more!!"
"Precisely. Perfect as my future wife. Calm. Sensible. Pacifistic."
"YOU RUINED HER!!!!"
"Lily, it's okay. I don't mind. I'm happy."
"But you're no good anymore!!"
"But I'm the way Kou-ai wants me. That's the way I wanna be."
"Is she getting on anybody else's nerves???" demanded Nuriko.
"Yeah, actually," said about half the people in the room - the people who weren't kissing other people.
Nuriko rolled his eyes.
Chichiri and Maze grinned at everyone else, and started out the door.
"Where ya going?" called Keisuke.
"Home. Not enough privacy here." Maze winked. Chichiri blushed. Nuriko looked annoyed. The pair sidled out.
"Aren't you supposed to wait till you're married?" Bluefire yelled.
"What do you mean?" Chiriko asked innocently.
Chichiri and Maze ignored both and were soon gone.
Bluefire turned to Chiriko. "What do I mean? Well, ya see, um, never mind, ok? Let's go into the next room."
"All right."
As they left, Bluefire pulled a book out of the air. Nuriko caught a glimpse of the title: "The Art Of French Kissing". He started laughing. Bluefire gave him the evil eye.
Nuriko turned his attention elsewhere.
"Who votes we re-fangirl KoK?"
"ME!!!!" shrieked Lily.
"MEE TOOOOO!!!!" screamed Taira.
Sano, Kyrssa, and a few others who had felt the psycho-ness looked dubious, but they realized that she would be better off insane. So they cast Koutoku pitying looks and dragged Suboshi across the room.
Suboshi looked around. "What? What? I want to go! I have some stuff to do!"
"You're way too young, yoyo boy..." muttered Nuriko.
Suboshi stuck his tongue out.
"Childish insult," Nuriko retorted.
Suboshi pulled out ryuuseisui.
"I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!" the cross-dresser yelled, "Anyway, we want you to make KoK insane again."
"NOOOOO!!!" said Shouka, appearing arm in arm with Tomo. "That is my job and my job alone."
"Okay, okay, sheesh, do it."
Shouka took KoK and gently pushed her into the next room, Tomo following. Koutoku began to massage his temples.
"Suzaku spare me..."
"Now, first, we'll teach you to laugh insanely and squeal like a fangirl."
"Hm? Okay, if you want me too."
"We've got a long way to go...."
Tomoko meanwhile grabbed Suboshi's arm.
"You said you had something to do?"
"Yeah, c'mon."
"All RIGHT!!"
Suboshi looked at her oddly. She grinned. He shrugged and pulled her out the door.
"Six down, 18 to go," Keisuke muttered.
Sano shot him a look.
"Tatara, what's the trick for growing sunflowers perfectly? I understand that marigolds and chrysanthemums are easy, but how do you work with those?"
"And how to you put a mirror in a flower and turn it into a seed and stick it in your ear?" murmured Nuriko.
Taira distracted him by asking Keisuke, "When Miaka hugged Nuri-chan that one time by the pool, when his shirt came off, did she tell you how she got it to do that?"
Keisuke stared. "I have NO idea, Taira. Ask Miaka."
"But she's in China on her honeymoon. How'm I supposed to ask her?"
"I don't KNOW!!!!"
Tetsuya sniggered. Becki flicked him gently on the nose.
"Tetsuya-chan, be a little more well mannered please."
"Ok, Be-cki-ai."
"Aw, it's cute how you draw out my name like that."
"Hehe." Tetsuya laughed, sweatdropping.


TBC...

As I said, short chapter. I was playing off and had no inspiration, so be glad it came up at all!! ^^------ Darn writers' block. IT'S OTOUTO'S FAULT!!!! EVERYTIME SHE GETS INSPIRATION, I'M HIT WITH.... THE BLOCK(tm)!!!! Ehe.