I'm ba-aaaaaaack!!! More pairing, although this fic is getting long - at least long for me. I tend to do short pieces. And Korin-chan, who is helping me EVER SO SLIGHTLY!! *Ahem* seems to prefer her short miserable things. Buuuuuuuuut, everyone needs to put a little variety in his or her life (I guess) so we'll make long. However, we may be wrapping it up. And Sano, I'll see what I can do...expect to see changes in your personality! ^_~ ------------ (Waen, I quit writing that fic absolutely _ages_ ago!)
Nuriko peered anxiously at the door, agitatedly poking it once in a while.
"Is that necessary?" murmured a new girl, who'd slipped in unnoticed. "It makes me rather uncomfortable."
"Hn. It's necessary. Who're you?"
"I'm a Tatara fangirl....."
"Woohoo," the purple-haired seishi grimaced. "Have fun."
"What do you mean?"
Nuriko said nothing, still poking the door. The girl moved to where Tatara stood. He was alone at the moment, because Sano had gone to ask Keisuke something.
"Heya!!" the girl murmured seductively.
"I have a girlfriend." Tatara stated. She looked taken aback, then opened her mouth.
"Yes. Our relationship is perfectly stable. We're going out for diner tonight. I'm sorry, but you and I cannot get together sometime," Tatara cut in. She looked pouty.
Sano shot across the room. The girl glared.
"So, YOU'RE the one who stole Tatara-ai from me!" she yelled dramatically
"I did no such thing!" Sano protested
"Oh yeah? He was mine before you came along!!!"
*wham*
[Insert girl being punched Nuriko-style into the wall]
"Whoops. Sometimes I forget my own strength," Sano smirked.
"DISCIPLE!!!" shouted Nuriko, flying over to her
"Let the fangirl wars begin," grinned Taira.
Meanwhile Shouka emerged from the room Nuriko had been watching, arm in arm with Tomo, KoK trailing behind.
"Insane as ordered," she winked at Nuriko. Nuriko, however, was ignoring her, demanding that Sano tell him where she'd learned to punch like that. Eventually she became tired of his hyper begging.
[Insert Nuriko flying into opposite wall, embedded next to the Tatara fangirl]
".... Itai...."
Tatara whistled appreciatively. Sano grinned. Even Nuriko, in his plastered state, managed, "A true Nuriko prototype. If only she liked Heika-sama."
Sano made a face. "I'm my own person, thank you, no prototype of yours."
"But.... disciple..."
[Insert Nuriko, along with most of his wall, flying into the next wall over]
[Insert Keisuke sobbing about the apartment]
[Insert Bluefire sticking a tousled head out of the next room long enough to repair the wall] [Insert horrified scream from the bathroom when Nuriko sees his sorry self in the mirror]
[Insert Taira dashing into the room to comfort him]
[Insert _distractions_ for Taira, as they are now alone in a room together and she's an insane fangirl]
KoK stared. "That was effective." *buggy eyes*
Koutoku grimaced. "Hi KoK."
"KOU-AIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" She pounced him.
"I'm never going to forgive you," Koutoku informed Shouka. She just grinned tauntingly and got out a makeup kit. She and Tomo began to leave, chattering non-stop about clothing stores and makeup styles.
"Tatara, were you serious about dinner tonight?" asked Sano carefully. "I mean, you weren't just trying to get rid of that insert Tasuki word here?"
Tatara coughed. "You know, I think this place is a bad influence on you. But yes, I was serious about dinner."
"WAI!!! Can I go home and get changed first? After all, this outfit has an awful lot of plaster dust on it from *cough*smashingNurikoandthatinsert Tasuki word hereintothewallheehee*cough*"
"Right, okay, and I'll pick you up in about an hour, ikeru?"
"Yup!!"
From the bathroom, Nuriko hollered, "Just like me! Spends a day healthily making people into wall angels and then can think about personal appearance! My double in personality, I tell you!"
"Healthy, is it?" Sano marched over to the bathroom. "Well, I like to keep in good health - " she stopped mid-sentence, head poked around the doorframe. "-However! There is such thing as being over-healthy!!!" She rushed back to Tatara, and hid behind him. "NO ONE GO IN THERE!!!!!"
"Dun worry," Koutoku sighed.
"Becki-ai?"
"Hai, Tetsuya-chan?"
"Wanna go out?"
"Suuuuure!" *gringrin*
"Jussa minute."
"What?"
He pulled her into a fast embrace, managing to kiss her and not have any difficulties with The Sunglasses(tm).
"Okay, now let's go."
*bluuuuuuuush* "Whoa, Tetsuya!"
*wink*
"QUIT BLUSHING!!!" Nuriko bellowed.
"You're in another room! How the heck?"
"I could see it coming!"
"You're still -"
"FIGURE OF SPEECH, OKAY???"
"Got it! You just stay there, have fun, whatever." *thinks of the implications* "Or whatever. Ow. Anyway, let's go, Becki-ai!"
"I'm with ya!"
"I'm glad."
"Kawaii!!"
"Arigatou!"
"JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" Nuriko roared.
"We're gone!"
"Right on!"
"Yup, yup!"
"I SAID, GO!!"
"We're going!"
"Out the door, man!"
Then, giggling at Nuriko's enraged snorts, they ran out the door to Tetsuya's car. (Does Tetsuya have a car? Oh well, he does now....)
"Well, I'd better go too, if I wanna be ready for tonight," Sano said, leaving also. Tatara changed his mind at the last second and ran after to escort her to her house.
"10 down, 14 to go, oh, and we gotta get that Tatara fangirl out of the wall," Keisuke said sunnily, obviously pleased with the way the occupants of his apartment were leaving.
Tomite slid by with Hoshi, stopping to pick Keisuke's pocket of his car keys.
"I figure you'd rather drive than walk?" he asked Hoshi.
"Oh, 'course!" she said, covering her mouth so she wouldn't laugh and alert Keisuke to the fact that something was amiss.
They breezed out the door, as Keisuke sighed happily, "12 down, 12 to go!" and was whacked gently by Kyrssa,
"Although I admit it'll be nice to have the apartment to ourselves."
Taira and Nuriko emerged from the bathroom, slightly flushed. Apparently she hadn't needed Miaka's instruction.
"Nuri-chan, I get this feeling that my place might be more private..." she said, sweatdropping at all the people staring.
"Actually, I think you have a point," Nuriko agreed. "Plus we'll be away from the infernal blushing," as he passed Hikitsu and Waen, "You two enjoying yourselves?"
They were startled out of a deep kiss, blushing furiously.
"See what I mean?"
"Got it."
"My convertible..."
"OH YEAH!!! I shall be the first fangirl in history to be honored with a ride in The Convertible!!!!"
"Actually," Keisuke remarked, "I used it to drive Maze here from the airport. I wonder if she and Chichiri went to a hotel? She lives in America..."
"WHAT??? YOU CONTAMINATED THE CONVERTIBLE??? YOU LET SOMEONE ELSE RIDE IN IT, SOMEONE WHO WASN'T A TRUE DEDICATED NURIKO FANGIRL?????"
"Sorry," Keisuke cowered under the girl's rage.
TBC...
Ahh, the cast is trailing off. But we still have unwanted seishi and some folks left to keep up the amusement. See y'all next chapter, and I hope that you like yourself, Sano. Love and kisses to all my reviewers and fellow fangirls,
~KoK
Nuriko peered anxiously at the door, agitatedly poking it once in a while.
"Is that necessary?" murmured a new girl, who'd slipped in unnoticed. "It makes me rather uncomfortable."
"Hn. It's necessary. Who're you?"
"I'm a Tatara fangirl....."
"Woohoo," the purple-haired seishi grimaced. "Have fun."
"What do you mean?"
Nuriko said nothing, still poking the door. The girl moved to where Tatara stood. He was alone at the moment, because Sano had gone to ask Keisuke something.
"Heya!!" the girl murmured seductively.
"I have a girlfriend." Tatara stated. She looked taken aback, then opened her mouth.
"Yes. Our relationship is perfectly stable. We're going out for diner tonight. I'm sorry, but you and I cannot get together sometime," Tatara cut in. She looked pouty.
Sano shot across the room. The girl glared.
"So, YOU'RE the one who stole Tatara-ai from me!" she yelled dramatically
"I did no such thing!" Sano protested
"Oh yeah? He was mine before you came along!!!"
*wham*
[Insert girl being punched Nuriko-style into the wall]
"Whoops. Sometimes I forget my own strength," Sano smirked.
"DISCIPLE!!!" shouted Nuriko, flying over to her
"Let the fangirl wars begin," grinned Taira.
Meanwhile Shouka emerged from the room Nuriko had been watching, arm in arm with Tomo, KoK trailing behind.
"Insane as ordered," she winked at Nuriko. Nuriko, however, was ignoring her, demanding that Sano tell him where she'd learned to punch like that. Eventually she became tired of his hyper begging.
[Insert Nuriko flying into opposite wall, embedded next to the Tatara fangirl]
".... Itai...."
Tatara whistled appreciatively. Sano grinned. Even Nuriko, in his plastered state, managed, "A true Nuriko prototype. If only she liked Heika-sama."
Sano made a face. "I'm my own person, thank you, no prototype of yours."
"But.... disciple..."
[Insert Nuriko, along with most of his wall, flying into the next wall over]
[Insert Keisuke sobbing about the apartment]
[Insert Bluefire sticking a tousled head out of the next room long enough to repair the wall] [Insert horrified scream from the bathroom when Nuriko sees his sorry self in the mirror]
[Insert Taira dashing into the room to comfort him]
[Insert _distractions_ for Taira, as they are now alone in a room together and she's an insane fangirl]
KoK stared. "That was effective." *buggy eyes*
Koutoku grimaced. "Hi KoK."
"KOU-AIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" She pounced him.
"I'm never going to forgive you," Koutoku informed Shouka. She just grinned tauntingly and got out a makeup kit. She and Tomo began to leave, chattering non-stop about clothing stores and makeup styles.
"Tatara, were you serious about dinner tonight?" asked Sano carefully. "I mean, you weren't just trying to get rid of that insert Tasuki word here?"
Tatara coughed. "You know, I think this place is a bad influence on you. But yes, I was serious about dinner."
"WAI!!! Can I go home and get changed first? After all, this outfit has an awful lot of plaster dust on it from *cough*smashingNurikoandthatinsert Tasuki word hereintothewallheehee*cough*"
"Right, okay, and I'll pick you up in about an hour, ikeru?"
"Yup!!"
From the bathroom, Nuriko hollered, "Just like me! Spends a day healthily making people into wall angels and then can think about personal appearance! My double in personality, I tell you!"
"Healthy, is it?" Sano marched over to the bathroom. "Well, I like to keep in good health - " she stopped mid-sentence, head poked around the doorframe. "-However! There is such thing as being over-healthy!!!" She rushed back to Tatara, and hid behind him. "NO ONE GO IN THERE!!!!!"
"Dun worry," Koutoku sighed.
"Becki-ai?"
"Hai, Tetsuya-chan?"
"Wanna go out?"
"Suuuuure!" *gringrin*
"Jussa minute."
"What?"
He pulled her into a fast embrace, managing to kiss her and not have any difficulties with The Sunglasses(tm).
"Okay, now let's go."
*bluuuuuuuush* "Whoa, Tetsuya!"
*wink*
"QUIT BLUSHING!!!" Nuriko bellowed.
"You're in another room! How the heck?"
"I could see it coming!"
"You're still -"
"FIGURE OF SPEECH, OKAY???"
"Got it! You just stay there, have fun, whatever." *thinks of the implications* "Or whatever. Ow. Anyway, let's go, Becki-ai!"
"I'm with ya!"
"I'm glad."
"Kawaii!!"
"Arigatou!"
"JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!" Nuriko roared.
"We're gone!"
"Right on!"
"Yup, yup!"
"I SAID, GO!!"
"We're going!"
"Out the door, man!"
Then, giggling at Nuriko's enraged snorts, they ran out the door to Tetsuya's car. (Does Tetsuya have a car? Oh well, he does now....)
"Well, I'd better go too, if I wanna be ready for tonight," Sano said, leaving also. Tatara changed his mind at the last second and ran after to escort her to her house.
"10 down, 14 to go, oh, and we gotta get that Tatara fangirl out of the wall," Keisuke said sunnily, obviously pleased with the way the occupants of his apartment were leaving.
Tomite slid by with Hoshi, stopping to pick Keisuke's pocket of his car keys.
"I figure you'd rather drive than walk?" he asked Hoshi.
"Oh, 'course!" she said, covering her mouth so she wouldn't laugh and alert Keisuke to the fact that something was amiss.
They breezed out the door, as Keisuke sighed happily, "12 down, 12 to go!" and was whacked gently by Kyrssa,
"Although I admit it'll be nice to have the apartment to ourselves."
Taira and Nuriko emerged from the bathroom, slightly flushed. Apparently she hadn't needed Miaka's instruction.
"Nuri-chan, I get this feeling that my place might be more private..." she said, sweatdropping at all the people staring.
"Actually, I think you have a point," Nuriko agreed. "Plus we'll be away from the infernal blushing," as he passed Hikitsu and Waen, "You two enjoying yourselves?"
They were startled out of a deep kiss, blushing furiously.
"See what I mean?"
"Got it."
"My convertible..."
"OH YEAH!!! I shall be the first fangirl in history to be honored with a ride in The Convertible!!!!"
"Actually," Keisuke remarked, "I used it to drive Maze here from the airport. I wonder if she and Chichiri went to a hotel? She lives in America..."
"WHAT??? YOU CONTAMINATED THE CONVERTIBLE??? YOU LET SOMEONE ELSE RIDE IN IT, SOMEONE WHO WASN'T A TRUE DEDICATED NURIKO FANGIRL?????"
"Sorry," Keisuke cowered under the girl's rage.
TBC...
Ahh, the cast is trailing off. But we still have unwanted seishi and some folks left to keep up the amusement. See y'all next chapter, and I hope that you like yourself, Sano. Love and kisses to all my reviewers and fellow fangirls,
~KoK