Why Me?

footsteps echo down another empty hallway
"Why?"
"Why what?"
"Why did you chose me? Why not Jim?"
"Jim was not there."
"So it's just a convenience thing?"
"Yes, you were at the right place at the right time." pause "I'm glad you were there."
"Would you have preferred Jim?"
"No."
"What? Why not?"
"His mind is crowded and busy. And full of images of girls past." shudder "He may be my friend,
but his sex life is not something I wish to witness."
"Here here."
"Inndeed, it's emptier here, less busy and panicked and.. well, Jim-like."
"Are you saying my mind is a barren wasteland and that's why you're here?"
"I did not mean that as an insult. Jim would not talk to me either."
silence
sigh "I was merely trying to say I prefer it here."
"...oh, really?"
"Yes."
"I'm flattered."
"I am..." pause "Pleased."
"Wow." flickers
"What is happening to you?"
"I must," flicker "Be waking," flicker "Up." flicker, flicker "And I'm talking," flicker "Like
Jim." flicker, flicker
"I see."
"Well," flicker "See you in the main room." flicker, disappear
"Goodbye."

A/N: Well, that was fun, just for the record, they were wandering around in the hallways of
McCoy's unconsious. Okay? Also, we will have to have a scene with McCoy and his Subconsious.
Because we hafta.