No, though I wish I did, I don't own any of these characters. I do own my insanity, though. (yayness!)

Hehehehe. This is my plan to take over Tortall.

Ok. First I have to bring Roger back from the dead. Or (twinkle in eye) I can do this,

Katy: Hey! King Jon?

Jon: Yeah?

Katy: Can I take over Tortall?

Jon: Sure!

Katy: Really?

Jon: Sure!

Katy: Really?

Jon: Sure!

Katy: Really, really?

Jon: No.

Katy: Awww.

Jon: Aww what?

Katy: (scream)(runs off)

Jon: Hahahahahahaha!

Katy: I heard that. I am gonna collect an army of.of.of (thinks for a moment) of mice (computer mice, by the way) and I'm gonna set em on you!

Jon: Only Daine can do that and you aren't Daine!

Katy: What makes you think I'm not?

Jon: Well, considering I am reading over your shoulder-

Katy: You are?

Jon: Yes, I am. Anyway, considering I'm reading over your shoulder -

Katy: You are?

Jon: Your name on this screen thing happens to be Katy, which isn't Daine.

Katy: I guess you're right. But you are getting off topic. All I want is to take over Tortall, stupid.

Jon: Well you can't! Not while I'm in charge!

Katy: Would you be in charge if I killed you? Jon: No, I wouldn't. Why?

Katy: (pulls out a knife) Hahahahaha! (stabs Jon.)

Katy: Now I just have to kill Thayet, and the royal children. It's all coming to plan. (rubs hands together evilly.)

Later:

Katy: Why can't kill you?

Thayet: I don't wanna die.

Katy: But I killed your husband.

Thayet: Aw, well, I didn't like him anyway.

Katy: But all I want to do I take over Tortall.

(Thayet whispers something in Katy's ear. Katy's eyes widen.)

Katy: I could do that?

Thayet: I am sure you could.

Katy: (skips off to Scanra)

Please Review. I need some inspiration. I think I might meet some Tortallans on the way to Scanra but I can't be sure. If you want to be in this story, review and tell me your name, age, and what you look like.