Katy Takes over Tortall - part two!
I don't own any of Tamora Pierces Characters, silly. (() I don't own
Martina, either. (Sadly. She is gonna be fun to write about - no I wont
torture her!) She belongs to Googlepuss. Check out her work. I have read
some of it and it is good! Oh, and the Evil Penguins belong to Cytosine.
Read her work too!
Chapter 2: Katy and Martina take over Tortall.
Katy: (skips down the hall whistling (see amazing things do happen when I use my insanity. I can't whistle!) When the Saints Come marching in. She is bumping into walls because her eyes are closed.)
Girl-I-don't-know-because-I-havent-introduced-her-in-the-story-yet: (giggles) Ow!
Katy: (giggles) Oops!
Girl-I-don't-know-that-has-the-greatest-hair-because-it-is-waist-length-and- red-brown: (laughs)
Katy: (laughs) ((Note: I am typing one handed right now, because I am eating an icy-pole))
Girl-I-don't-know-who-has-green-eyes-and-is-taller-than-me: Why are we laughing?
Katy: (shrugs) Dunno. Who cares?
Girl-who's-name-I-magically-know-is-Martina: Dunno. (Continues laughing with Katy, who is also laughing, until Katy-the-author sees fit them to stop)
Katy-the-author: You are laughing because - eeeeeeee!
Katy: Why are you eeeeeeee-ing?
Katy-the author: (jumps and points, but then remembers that, since she is the author, the person she is eeeeeeee-ing at cant see her, and neither can Martina or Katy.)
Katy-the-author: (whisper) Neal.
Katy: eeeeeeee!
Martina: eeeeeeee! (Martina, I don't know if you like Neal, and if you don't you'll have to email me about that. You have also got a promotion - You are now second-main-character-number-tooth-character)
Neal: Why are you two eeeeeeee-ing?
Katy-the-author: eeeeeeee!
Neal: Who said that?
Katy-the-author-who-Katy-just-realised-is-Katy's-alternate-personality: (cough) It is I! The all wonderful author!
Neal: Ooooooh! Why did you bring me into this? Last time they tortured us! Please delete me from this!
Katy-the-author: no, I wont because I like you.
Neal: Oh, alright. What is the point of this one fan-fiction though?
Katy-the-author: Oh, well, my normal personality wants to take over Tortall. You know she killed the king?
Neal: Cool!
Katy-the author: You say.cool?
Neal: Not really. It is just something I picked up from other peoples fan- fictions. Now will you get back on topic?
Katy-the-author: Ok!
Martina: Oh my god it's Neal!
Katy: (runs and hugs Neal)
Martina: (runs and hugs Neal)
Katy-the-author: (becomes un-disembodied) (runs and hugs Neal)
Neal: (sighs) I thought you said I wasn't gonna be tortured?
Katy-the-author: Well, if I want to hug you I can. Ok you two. Back off. (Becomes disembodied)
Katy: Anyway, Martina, I am gonna take over Tortall. Wanna help?
Marina: Yeah! Can I kill Jon?
Katy: Sorry, I have already taken care of him. You can kill King Maggur, though!
Martina: Ok!
Neal: Can I help?
Katy: Yep. Then, when we are done, you can be the-king-that-is-the-queen Kings Champion.
Neal: Ok!
Katy, Neal and Martina skip off to Scanra.
When they get there:
Katy, to King Maggur: Do you mind if Martina kills you?
King Maggur: Nope.
Martina: (steals Neals (hey it rhymes!) belt-knife) Hehehehehe! (Stabs Maggur)
Katy: You Tortallans are silly. (She says to Neal) Why didn't you think of that?
Neal: Actually, I did. Only it is considered treason.
Katy: You and Kel didn't seem to care when you went over to Scanra last year.
Neal: (whispers) Don't tell anybody this, but Kel has a mental problem. The Evil Penguins stole some of her sanity a couple of years ago.
Katy-the-author, Martina, Katy, and Neal all nodded.
Neal: Katy-the-author, are you nodding?
Katy-the-author: (nods)
Neal: Katy-the-author?
Katy-the-author: What? Oh, yes!
The end of this chapter: Well, I hope you all liked this. I got a bit pointless, as I went along, but. Anyway, if you want to be in the story review and tell me your name, age, looks and personality. Also tell me what characters from TP's books you would like me to kill, bring back from the dead, turn insane, characters from other books you would like to see in here, whatever. Hope y'all liked.
Chapter 2: Katy and Martina take over Tortall.
Katy: (skips down the hall whistling (see amazing things do happen when I use my insanity. I can't whistle!) When the Saints Come marching in. She is bumping into walls because her eyes are closed.)
Girl-I-don't-know-because-I-havent-introduced-her-in-the-story-yet: (giggles) Ow!
Katy: (giggles) Oops!
Girl-I-don't-know-that-has-the-greatest-hair-because-it-is-waist-length-and- red-brown: (laughs)
Katy: (laughs) ((Note: I am typing one handed right now, because I am eating an icy-pole))
Girl-I-don't-know-who-has-green-eyes-and-is-taller-than-me: Why are we laughing?
Katy: (shrugs) Dunno. Who cares?
Girl-who's-name-I-magically-know-is-Martina: Dunno. (Continues laughing with Katy, who is also laughing, until Katy-the-author sees fit them to stop)
Katy-the-author: You are laughing because - eeeeeeee!
Katy: Why are you eeeeeeee-ing?
Katy-the author: (jumps and points, but then remembers that, since she is the author, the person she is eeeeeeee-ing at cant see her, and neither can Martina or Katy.)
Katy-the-author: (whisper) Neal.
Katy: eeeeeeee!
Martina: eeeeeeee! (Martina, I don't know if you like Neal, and if you don't you'll have to email me about that. You have also got a promotion - You are now second-main-character-number-tooth-character)
Neal: Why are you two eeeeeeee-ing?
Katy-the-author: eeeeeeee!
Neal: Who said that?
Katy-the-author-who-Katy-just-realised-is-Katy's-alternate-personality: (cough) It is I! The all wonderful author!
Neal: Ooooooh! Why did you bring me into this? Last time they tortured us! Please delete me from this!
Katy-the-author: no, I wont because I like you.
Neal: Oh, alright. What is the point of this one fan-fiction though?
Katy-the-author: Oh, well, my normal personality wants to take over Tortall. You know she killed the king?
Neal: Cool!
Katy-the author: You say.cool?
Neal: Not really. It is just something I picked up from other peoples fan- fictions. Now will you get back on topic?
Katy-the-author: Ok!
Martina: Oh my god it's Neal!
Katy: (runs and hugs Neal)
Martina: (runs and hugs Neal)
Katy-the-author: (becomes un-disembodied) (runs and hugs Neal)
Neal: (sighs) I thought you said I wasn't gonna be tortured?
Katy-the-author: Well, if I want to hug you I can. Ok you two. Back off. (Becomes disembodied)
Katy: Anyway, Martina, I am gonna take over Tortall. Wanna help?
Marina: Yeah! Can I kill Jon?
Katy: Sorry, I have already taken care of him. You can kill King Maggur, though!
Martina: Ok!
Neal: Can I help?
Katy: Yep. Then, when we are done, you can be the-king-that-is-the-queen Kings Champion.
Neal: Ok!
Katy, Neal and Martina skip off to Scanra.
When they get there:
Katy, to King Maggur: Do you mind if Martina kills you?
King Maggur: Nope.
Martina: (steals Neals (hey it rhymes!) belt-knife) Hehehehehe! (Stabs Maggur)
Katy: You Tortallans are silly. (She says to Neal) Why didn't you think of that?
Neal: Actually, I did. Only it is considered treason.
Katy: You and Kel didn't seem to care when you went over to Scanra last year.
Neal: (whispers) Don't tell anybody this, but Kel has a mental problem. The Evil Penguins stole some of her sanity a couple of years ago.
Katy-the-author, Martina, Katy, and Neal all nodded.
Neal: Katy-the-author, are you nodding?
Katy-the-author: (nods)
Neal: Katy-the-author?
Katy-the-author: What? Oh, yes!
The end of this chapter: Well, I hope you all liked this. I got a bit pointless, as I went along, but. Anyway, if you want to be in the story review and tell me your name, age, looks and personality. Also tell me what characters from TP's books you would like me to kill, bring back from the dead, turn insane, characters from other books you would like to see in here, whatever. Hope y'all liked.