Chapter Four OMG, aren't you guys proud of me? We have two new characters I this chapter. Tonitrus and Scorpion. Can we please make them feel welcome? (everyone claps) Scorpion pulls out a sword. Unfortunately, my computer is stupid and I wont let me read any of Tonitruses work, so you'll just have to read it for your self :P. Martina. I am sorry. I just can't bring Alanna to do it. She'll just have to stay sane. Her and Roger are going off on some trip to the Yamani Islands to kill someone. Typical. Thank you everybody for your reviews. Scorpion shoves the sword through Katy's stomach, yelling, 'That's enough of your crap! Get on with the story!' Katy doubles over.

'Can we get Neal up here please?'

Neal finishes healing Katy and the curtains open:

Neal: Ok where are we going now?

Martina: Emelan.

Katy: You found the linking book!

Martina: Yep. Ok lets go to Emelan! (opens the book, and it takes us to Emelan. Katy, Neal, Martina, Tonitrus and Scorpion and Aerin land on hard, dusty Emelan ground. They walk over to the guards)

Neal: Can we come in?

Guard One: Names?

Tonitrus: I'm Tonitrus, that's Neal - Nealan of Queenscove, Martina, Aerin, Scorpion and Katy. (he points to each person in turn)

Guard Two: I am sorry, we can't let Katy in.

Aerin: Why?

Guard One: Because she wants to kill Pasco Acalon. We have strict orders against letting her in.

(Katy looks sheepishly around the, um, area)

Aerin: (whispers something in Scorpions ear)

Scorpion: Die, die! (Scorpion shoves her sword through the guard's stomachs, and decides to do a Dihanaur and chop off their heads.)

Scorpion: OK, lets go put these somewhere.

To be continued.

Ack! I can't think of anything to say in this. Aerin: I am so sorry you didn't get to say as much. I honestly almost forgot you! Sorry! I don't think this chapter was very funny, just violent, but oh well. I'm not feeling very funny today. Please review. Please. I am dying of boredom, but guess what. I have two fics I need to type up and one I need to write. So look out for them. I finally got a copy of Alice in Wonderland, so Alanna in Wonderland should be up soon and I have written two more: Kelpunzel and Tobe and the Beanstalk. Not: Both of those got way off topic. I had so much fun.

Au Revoir ~ Katy