Author's Note: I hope you all liked the last chapter. Remember, it's Shippou, so a lot of fluff.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor his friends, Rumiko Takahashi does.

What the Hell Happened Last Night? - Miroku Revisited

"Sango?" I whispered, "What'd I do now?"

I stood there in shock. What happened? Why was she acting like this? All I wanted to do was apologize for whatever I had said, whatever I had done... I mean.... oh wait…. some pieces started to click into place. How could I be so dumb! I said I was sorry for something I did that I should have been happy I did? That had to be it. That's why... oh my lady love.

It took me a moment to realize the return of my headache was caused by the repeated pounding of my fist to my forehead.

I had to find her. She couldn't have gone far. I started off running in the direction she ran in. I tried to think. Now where would I go if I were Sango? Well, that's easy, in my arms! So I can't think like Sango... she's not there. New idea. Would she have gone to find Kagome? Possibly, but hell, I didn't know where she was either!

"Sango!" I hollered. "Sango-sama!" I yelled even louder. She's got to hear me. I even scared birds from the trees.

I had to stop and catch my breath. I bent over, hands to my knees, breathing deep, and thinking I needed to cut my toenails soon, when the most heart wrenching scream sounded out. Sango? I stood up. It came from down the hill. I started to walk that way. I thought I saw something in the grass... it could have been her. It was! I ran.

"Sango!" I cried out with happiness, running down the hill. And somersaulted head over heels to land face up in front of her. Damn rock anyway... I rolled my eyes in her direction, and see she's looking back at me. She hadn't said anything, but at least she didn't start running again.

I quirked a grin. "Why do I do foolish things around you?" I asked softly. I rolled over until we were almost nose to nose. I picked up her hands in mine. She wouldn't look at me. That's ok, as long as she hears me. "Sango, love, I think I know why you're upset with me, and if I'm right, I am so sorry. I'd like to talk with you about it if it's all right." I thought she nodded. She still hadn't said anything, so, I took a deep breath, and tried not to be embarrassed. I mean, what kind of guy am I? Hell! What kind of monk am I if I don't even remember a night of shared love with your special girl. (Not YOUR special girl, MY special girl. Hell you know what I mean!)

"This morning I knew something was wrong. And I was pretty sure it was something I had said or done that was the cause of it. I had too much sake last night, and I don't remember much." I gave her a rueful smile. "The only reason I even started drinking was so I could say something to you I've wanted to say for a long time." She looked up at me with that, very surprised, and ...hopeful? I took a deep breath and said in a rush, "I love you." There. I said it. I even leaned forward to kiss her on the nose.

My angel blushed. I saw a smile on her lips. I think she's happy. I hope so, cause I had more to say. "Do you remember a long time ago, just after rescuing those women from that lizard oni?" Sango nodded. "You and I talked." She nodded again, her smile widening. "I told you then you were my special girl. I have never told anyone that but you. Ever since we met, you've had a hold on my heart." I kissed her nose again. She smiled and kissed me back! "Well, my lovely lady, will you spend the rest of your life with me? Do you still want to have my child... er children?" Her smile kept getting wider, and her eyes shinier. She just nodded and looked so beautiful and happy. "Was it 10 or 20?" I teased. She blushed so prettily.

She still hadn't said anything. I thought she wanted to hear more, being the romantic kind of girl she is... well, being a girl, I'm sure she wanted romantic stuff told to her. I sat up and pulled her up with me. I cupped her face in my hands. Her perfect face, with her puffy eyes and swollen lips. I kissed each eye, and wiped the tears away. "I want to kiss you for every time I've ever upset you, for every time I've ever ... appreciated the way your body has developed... so we're going to be here for awhile." I kissed those lips I've dreamed about for so long. I closed my eyes, and she actually kissed me back! I felt her arms go around my back. I love this woman, and wanted her to know it. I kissed her again; her lips, her cheeks, her hair, her ears... such delicate little shells...

I broke off to tell her how much I love her. I kissed her lips again, and her chin. Such a pretty little chin. I kissed her neck and down her shoulders. She pulled me back up to her face, and gave me kisses. Soft sweet gentle kisses, turned into hard passionate ones. Just like my Sango. Soft sweet and gentle, and very very deadly. I moaned. I had to stop her. I had to know...

I looked into her eyes, she smiled at me. "Sango, my darling angel. I don't know what we did last night, or what I said. I never wanted to be an ass, but I usually wind up being one anyway. If I've hurt you, I am truly sorry. Do you forgive me?" I gave her my pleading puppy dog look. She smiled and nodded her head. I gave her another kiss. And pulled her over with me to where we're laying together in the grass, my arm around her, her head on my shoulder, with her hand resting on my chest.

"Sango, love. I would really love to know something." She sat up a little and looked down at me. I closed my eyes and asked, "What the hell happened last night?"

She didn't say anything. Her silence was deafening. I opened my eyes and looked at her. She was still smiling, but had a funny look on her face. She leaned down to where her cheek brushed mine, and I heard a very faint croaky whisper, "Can't tell." She sat up and looked at me, still smiling.

I wasn't smiling. What was going on? I watched her for a moment, and thought about the past few minutes... the sake must have worn off by now, because it clicked for me. "Ah... that scream! You can't talk?" She nodded again, smiling widely. Great! Now how am I suppose to know what happened?

My lady love, my angel suddenly had a mischievous look in her eye. She leaned low over me again, her cheek brushed mine, and I heard that funny croaking whisper, "I'll show." and proceeded to do just that. I'd like to tell you all just what happened, but what can I say? I'm a gentleman. Hey now, I am ... mostly... and a gentleman never kisses and tells... well, maybe he tells of the kisses, but . Heck! You all go get your own special some ones and figure it out!! This is my girl, and what we do ... you perverts! Get out of my bedroom... oh yeah, well, the grass was tall, and it was in a secluded section of the woods... no one was around... I hope. Don't tell Sango, ok?

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