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Things I'd Do For You III:
School for the Real World
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
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Chapter 2: Alina
Alina walked into her room. She came from Helena, Montana. Two months ago she was diagnosed with Anorexia. Alina was sent here so that she may "bond" with the others and while still undergoing sessions. Her mother loved the idea but she hated it. She heard strange and unusual things about these people. She heard they stole, got drunk, and even worshiped the devil. She walked into the dorm rooms to go unpack her stuff that had been brought to her room by the staff. She was going to be sharing the room with a bunch of other people and she wanted to get there as soon as possible so the others wouldn't see how fat she was. She looked at her room ticket. Room 777 on the 7th floor
(A/N: Yes, I know. EVERYONE has their room on 777! When ever I go on trips that's the first thing I look for, the room number. The closest I got was in the eight hundreds.)
Suddenly there was a scream, "Oh. My. God. I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING NNY'S NUMBER!!!" There was more whooping and shrieking except with other girls.
"Those must be the fanfiction authors." Alina said out loud. She looked at her pamphlet once more. It read:
"During your stay you will have regular school classes and obtain sessions. You will be sharing your room with eight other Fan Fiction Authors. They might be unstable so be careful of what you insult." Alina finally came upon the seventh floor and gulped. There were hallways marked 710, 720, 730, 740, 750, 760, 770, 780, and 790. She took the 770 and went down the hall. Each had it's own door with it's own unique conversation:
771:
"So my friend reviews and tells me it's kind of sickening for a Yugi/Yami slash but she was originally a Invader Zim fan so she doesn't understand how acceptable those things are in Anime."
772:
"I'm like, 'Mom! There's Harry! There's Harry!' But she doesn't understand these things. She just goes, 'That's nice, hon.' and puts on ear muffs so she can't hear me. I sooo, can't wait till the movie comes out!"
773:
"I'm watching my Outsiders DVD in peace right? So my dad comes along and goes, 'You've watched that everyday since we've got it.' and I'm like, 'So?' and so he answers, 'we got it five Christmases ago' and he goes on and on and on and on. It's really sad how low his obsessiveness is."
774:
"My God, you don't know how mad my mom was when she saw that I bought a Blink-182 CD. Then I told her, 'So you let Christina have that Eminem CD!' Then the sparks really flew."
775:
"Yeah, so I've written Haiku for years now and it's really getting better. I'm mean at first I sucked but I really think I'm making progress."
776:
"I think I'll never read another slash fic again. I'm mean there can be some exceptional slash. It's cute fluff sometimes. But a Bilbo/Golem fic? That's just wrong....REALLY wrong."
777:
Nothing seemed to lie in room 777. Alina walked in and found nobody was inside. It was really late at night where was everybody? Suddenly behind her the door turned.
"Sweet Angry Jesus! WE GOT 'NNY'S NUMBER!" cried a girl who spoke this.
She presumed jumping up and down insanely before turning to Alina and said, "I am Invader Nina! I write Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and SQUEE but I like Lenore and I Feel Sick too! Who are you and which sections do you write."
"I'm Alina and I don't write fanfiction. I don't go on the Internet either."
Alina wore a simple lavender shirt with and dark purple skirt. Her hair was tied back into a ponytail, and there was a small amount of make up on her Korean face.
Invader Nina however wore blue jeans with a 'I'M DANICIN' LIKE A MONKEY!' T-Shirt.
"If your not a FF.N writer than why are you here?" Nina asked confused.
"Because I have anorexia." Alina mumbled quietly.
"Awww, somebody needs a hug!" Nina said and actually hugged Alina. She stood there in shock. Was this some kind of ritual thing?
"Look! I've got a suit with 'Nny!" a girl outside squealed. Who is this 'knee' I keep hearing about Alina wondered. The door opened and there walked a girl with black shiny rubber looking pants. She had boots which were long and black with a metal toe, long sleeved shirt that had a green alien with red eyes say, "I think I've had my fill of these horrible stink people things for today." A long black trench coat, a Dib pen, pink tinted glasses, and her hair in a pony tailed. Her make up was thick black eyeliner and silver eye shadow.
"Hey! I'm Invader Nina!" Nina said on cue hoping to have some fanfiction author here, "I write Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and SQUEE! but I like Lenore and I Feel Sick too. She's Alina are non fan fiction person."
"Awesome! I am known as Invader Zine (pronounced Zeen): The DEAD Lord of All Humans! I write Invader Zim stuff. So is this all?"
"Yeah, until the others arrive."
"Hey, I get to live with 'Nny!" In came a small tye dyed robot capable of mass destruction.
"Greetings I am DARK DEMON G.I.R2: THE GREAT S.I.R. UNIT!!!!
I was upgraded. Invader Zine!! I remember you."
"Well, you should." Zine replied.
"I get this bed!" D.D.G.I.R2 cried as the tiny robot pounced on the bed.
"Wow, 'Nny's number." another voice outside said.
"Gasp! Can it be?" D.D.G.I.R2 said dramatically, "Is it the return of Galadriel Weasley?"
"Somebody say my name?" Galadriel poked her head in. Galadriel looked just the same as the last two fics except she had more pockets to it. Her shirt was now a not so smilely face, her jeans were black with gray stars on them. Galadriel wore a necklace with a charm in the shape of a unicorn with her name engraved on it. She also had some unicorn earrings.
"Invader Zine." Galadriel gasped.
"Hi!!!" D.D.G.I.R2 cried, "I saw Dib the other day."
"Dib?!?! Where?!?!?"
"I can't remember but he misses you a lot! I can't wait to see my G.I.R.!!"
"Sweet moosey fate! I've got 'Nny's room!" In walked a girl with black baggy pants, a Dib T-shirt, Johnny boots, really dark blue trench coat, Zim Necklace, and a bracelet. She was about five feet five inches and had brown with blue tips on them.
"Who are you?" Galdriel asked.
"I'm Black Silver but you can call me Silver."
"Invader Nina."
"Galadriel Weasley."
"Invader Zine."
"Dark Demon G.I.R2"
"Alina."
"Well, it's nice to see everyone reunited again." Kami and daegon stepped in with four other people.
"Hey Kami." Invader Zine said. Kami wore a black shirt that read, "I live in my own little world, but it's all right, they know me there.", black pants, black knee-high boots, and a Black trenchcoat.
"Well, as almost everyone knows I'm Kami and daegon but you can call me Kami. This is Kelly but everyone calls her 2-T, JoeoftheFire, TessaoftheRain, and MiriahoftheWind."
(A/N: In order to understand Kelly you're going to have to read Sun in San Francisco. No this isn't the aline 2-T from the show I'd won't insult or mention.)
2-T was MiriahoftheWind's cousin on her mom's side had blonde wavy hair and deep blue eyes. She had a Blue t-shirt with jeans that had been scribble with B.U.M. quotes.
JoeoftheFire was MiriahoftheWind's cousin on her father's side. He had red curly hair and deep green eyes. He wore a black trench coat with a black shirt, black boots, and black pants. He was good to look at and was often pleasant in conversation.
TessaoftheRain was Miriah's younger sister with straight brown hair and brown eyes. She wore makeup and glitter and like preppy things."
MiriahoftheWind is well, me and she wore black 'Nny boots, a Dib T-shirt, and a Johnny Cade jean jacket.
All four of them were tall and ultra-slim. Alina looked at them in envy. How did she do it? How did she look so thin? Alina decided to play along in this little game. Get to know Miriah. Her friends. Her family. Her appetite and then Alina will be thin too.
"Are these your friends?" Joe asked.
"Yeah, this is the gang. Except I don't know her."
"I'm Alina." she said softly.
"This is gonna be one interesting school year." Miriah said, "I wonder if we get me to meet Jhonen?"
Alina looked confused, "Um, I hate to sound stupid but who's Jhonen?"
(A/N: First off there's an on going pattern. There's a movie called Paint Your Wagon and it's about miners in California. At one point they sing about the bloody wind that's driving them crazy and that's how I got my name. It's not too late to sign up for more info look at Chapter 1.)
"Way out here they got a name for rain and wind and fire. The rain is Tess, the Fire's Joe and they call the wind Miriah. Miriah blows the stars around and send the clouds a flying. Miriah makes the mountains sound like folks are up there dying."--Paint Your Wagon)
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