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Act Two: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.
Frodo turned back to face the path before them. His back straight as he walked beside Gimli. "She is still back there."
"I told you not to do it." The Dwarf chuckled as the Hobbit checked again. "No matter how many times you check, she will still be back there."
"I do not wish her to be so. Why can she not return back to the forest and be with her own kind?" His complaint met only chuckles. "Enjoy yourself, Gimli! I will get you back for this."
"Don't worry yourself, halfling. Do you think yourself the first one to stumble upon the sleeping Mary Sue only to have her awaken and follow you like a lost puppy?"
Frodo stared at him with shock. "What happened to the others?"
"Nothing, I got all eight of them tied up to my cave entrance. Feed them twice a day, and let them run for a while and they will be happy."
The Hobbit looked over his shoulder again. "Isn't there any place I can take her so she can be adopted by a nice Human family?"
"Yes, but they usually end up putting them down for lack of available homes. If you want to be humane about it, simply take her with you, and while there, toss her into the fires of Mordor."
"Gimli!"
"You asked, but mark my words, the further along the journey you get, the wiser my words will sound. Trust me on this, little Hobbit."
Frodo could only watch in shock as Gimli walked on ahead. Taking another look back, he spied the Mary Sue watching him with large, hungry, lust- filled eyes. A heat welled up inside of him and his fingers itched to do just what Gimli stated. Horrified at his emotions, he pushed them down and rushed to catch up with Gimli.
End Act Two.
End Scene Three.
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Act Two: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie.
Frodo turned back to face the path before them. His back straight as he walked beside Gimli. "She is still back there."
"I told you not to do it." The Dwarf chuckled as the Hobbit checked again. "No matter how many times you check, she will still be back there."
"I do not wish her to be so. Why can she not return back to the forest and be with her own kind?" His complaint met only chuckles. "Enjoy yourself, Gimli! I will get you back for this."
"Don't worry yourself, halfling. Do you think yourself the first one to stumble upon the sleeping Mary Sue only to have her awaken and follow you like a lost puppy?"
Frodo stared at him with shock. "What happened to the others?"
"Nothing, I got all eight of them tied up to my cave entrance. Feed them twice a day, and let them run for a while and they will be happy."
The Hobbit looked over his shoulder again. "Isn't there any place I can take her so she can be adopted by a nice Human family?"
"Yes, but they usually end up putting them down for lack of available homes. If you want to be humane about it, simply take her with you, and while there, toss her into the fires of Mordor."
"Gimli!"
"You asked, but mark my words, the further along the journey you get, the wiser my words will sound. Trust me on this, little Hobbit."
Frodo could only watch in shock as Gimli walked on ahead. Taking another look back, he spied the Mary Sue watching him with large, hungry, lust- filled eyes. A heat welled up inside of him and his fingers itched to do just what Gimli stated. Horrified at his emotions, he pushed them down and rushed to catch up with Gimli.
End Act Two.
End Scene Three.
~~~ Disclaimer on first page ~~~