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Crime Scene Four: A Charmed Life.
Act One: Elver Fudd.
Legolas released a hoarse cry of anger, losing the infamous composure as he fired yet another arrow missing his target. "Blast these demonic creatures. From which side of the dark one did they come?"
Shaking his head, Gandalf spoke. "Not from this world, but another of great evils. These evils are known as the dreaded Mary Sues."
"What else can they do beside appear one moment, and disappear the next?"
"It is called blinking, and they have many abilities. Their main purpose is to disrupt our world from its natural course of events and seduce key beings of power. Most are in search of The One Ring."
Legolas stared at him in horror. "Then we shall not let them have it."
"I am afraid it is not that simple, my friend," Aragorn called out to him. "They can beguile a man with their voice and enchanting beauty."
"That may be, but I am not a Man, and thus these vile creatures will not ensnare me in their evil traps!" Just then another blinked into existence in front of them. He fired and missed again. "This is not working! I am just wasting my arrows. What can we do?"
"They appear to be only after you, Aragorn, and Frodo," Gandalf observed.
"That gives me an idea." Legolas shouldered his bow, and grabbed the hands of Aragorn and Frodo. "Chant with me. Cute we be, be gone dark demons, with the Power of Three. Cute we be, be gone dark demons, with the Power of Three. Cute we be, be gone dark demons, with the Power of Three." As they chanted the Mary Sues blinked in front of them and started to scream as their bodies were consumed by fire.
When it was over, Gandalf clapped him on the back. "Good thinking."
"I saw it in a dream once. Only it was three women facing off against blinking demons."
"I had that same dream," Frodo cried out.
"As did I," Aragorn stated with wonder.
"If I am Prue, then you are..." Legolas pointed at Aragorn.
"Piper."
"And you are Phoebe," Legolas asked Frodo.
"No, I am the cute one, Paige."
"I wanna be Paige," cried Aragorn.
"Forget it, this was my idea, Aragorn, you are Piper, and Frodo is Phoebe!"
"You are just jealous I thought of being Paige first!"
"I am not, this was season one, before Andy died! So that little bimbo didn't exist and I still have a chance to get Andy...." Silence reined as Legolas stopped speaking. "Never mind, it doesn't matter. You can be Paige."
End Act One.
End Scene Four.
~~~ Disclaimer on first page. ~~~
Crime Scene Four: A Charmed Life.
Act One: Elver Fudd.
Legolas released a hoarse cry of anger, losing the infamous composure as he fired yet another arrow missing his target. "Blast these demonic creatures. From which side of the dark one did they come?"
Shaking his head, Gandalf spoke. "Not from this world, but another of great evils. These evils are known as the dreaded Mary Sues."
"What else can they do beside appear one moment, and disappear the next?"
"It is called blinking, and they have many abilities. Their main purpose is to disrupt our world from its natural course of events and seduce key beings of power. Most are in search of The One Ring."
Legolas stared at him in horror. "Then we shall not let them have it."
"I am afraid it is not that simple, my friend," Aragorn called out to him. "They can beguile a man with their voice and enchanting beauty."
"That may be, but I am not a Man, and thus these vile creatures will not ensnare me in their evil traps!" Just then another blinked into existence in front of them. He fired and missed again. "This is not working! I am just wasting my arrows. What can we do?"
"They appear to be only after you, Aragorn, and Frodo," Gandalf observed.
"That gives me an idea." Legolas shouldered his bow, and grabbed the hands of Aragorn and Frodo. "Chant with me. Cute we be, be gone dark demons, with the Power of Three. Cute we be, be gone dark demons, with the Power of Three. Cute we be, be gone dark demons, with the Power of Three." As they chanted the Mary Sues blinked in front of them and started to scream as their bodies were consumed by fire.
When it was over, Gandalf clapped him on the back. "Good thinking."
"I saw it in a dream once. Only it was three women facing off against blinking demons."
"I had that same dream," Frodo cried out.
"As did I," Aragorn stated with wonder.
"If I am Prue, then you are..." Legolas pointed at Aragorn.
"Piper."
"And you are Phoebe," Legolas asked Frodo.
"No, I am the cute one, Paige."
"I wanna be Paige," cried Aragorn.
"Forget it, this was my idea, Aragorn, you are Piper, and Frodo is Phoebe!"
"You are just jealous I thought of being Paige first!"
"I am not, this was season one, before Andy died! So that little bimbo didn't exist and I still have a chance to get Andy...." Silence reined as Legolas stopped speaking. "Never mind, it doesn't matter. You can be Paige."
End Act One.
End Scene Four.
~~~ Disclaimer on first page. ~~~