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Crime Scene Five: It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No, It's Super Mary Sue!
Act One: Creature from the Black Banks of Anduin.
The Uruk-Hai surged through the woods attacking the fellowship, and driving them back to the flowing waters of the river. Swords clashed as they fought for their very lives. Good against Evil, dark against light. They fought until the water was at their very backs.
And then, they heard it.
A mournful song filled the air as the waters stirred. The Fellowship started to panic.
"I would rather face certain death with the Uruk-hai than another tentacle beast." The others agreed with Aragorn and rushed forward screaming at the Uber Orcs.
In confusion, the Uruk-hai watched as the Fellowship ran past them into the woods. As the music continued to grow in pitch until it was ear aching, they turned to face the water's edge. The water came slinked away from the vision of a Mary Sue as she rose up from the depths of the river. Her voice raising to the music. Flicking a clump of grassy mud-filled hair off her face, she started towards them walking on the water. Two of the Uruk-hai were the closest beings to her as she reached the land. They looked at each other then back at her. "What is it?"
"I am Mary Sue. I am here to save Boromir." she stated with other worldly presence. A moment of dead silence, and then they set upon her. And thus, as she distracted the Uruk-Hai with her death, Boromir escaped with the members of the Fellowship.
End Act One.
~~~ Disclaimer on first page. ~~~
Crime Scene Five: It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No, It's Super Mary Sue!
Act One: Creature from the Black Banks of Anduin.
The Uruk-Hai surged through the woods attacking the fellowship, and driving them back to the flowing waters of the river. Swords clashed as they fought for their very lives. Good against Evil, dark against light. They fought until the water was at their very backs.
And then, they heard it.
A mournful song filled the air as the waters stirred. The Fellowship started to panic.
"I would rather face certain death with the Uruk-hai than another tentacle beast." The others agreed with Aragorn and rushed forward screaming at the Uber Orcs.
In confusion, the Uruk-hai watched as the Fellowship ran past them into the woods. As the music continued to grow in pitch until it was ear aching, they turned to face the water's edge. The water came slinked away from the vision of a Mary Sue as she rose up from the depths of the river. Her voice raising to the music. Flicking a clump of grassy mud-filled hair off her face, she started towards them walking on the water. Two of the Uruk-hai were the closest beings to her as she reached the land. They looked at each other then back at her. "What is it?"
"I am Mary Sue. I am here to save Boromir." she stated with other worldly presence. A moment of dead silence, and then they set upon her. And thus, as she distracted the Uruk-Hai with her death, Boromir escaped with the members of the Fellowship.
End Act One.
~~~ Disclaimer on first page. ~~~