Dear God! Trunks Becomes One

By moonraker one

CHAPTER FIVE – Trouble: Big. Trunks: Little.

As Trunks flew toward Kami's lookout, he thought of all the trouble he'd caused before that day. First of all, he'd pulled that 'bracelet' trick with Goku and Chi-Chi, causing them to switch bodies. Second of all, he'd created an argument between his mom and dad, which probably was still going on. Third, he was on his way to pull the Potara Earring trick with Krillin and Android 18, which was going to fuse them together. Boy, was he enjoying himself. And this was just the beginning for him. As he arrived, Goku was confused.

He was still Goku, but he had Chi-Chi's body. Trunks took one look at him and burst out laughing. Goku was confused.

"Trunks?" He asked. "Is something funny?"

Trunks slowed down his laughing enough to speak. "Yup." He replied. "Why don't you figure it out, and then tell ME what it is."

Goku didn't have a clue, even though any normal person would be shocked like hell. Trunks went in the time chamber and there was Krillin. He walked up to Krillin, and handed him the earring. Krillin took the earring and raised an eyebrow.

"Trunks?" He asked. "Why would 18 have me wear an earring? I'm a guy."

Trunks thought a minute. "Uh, She said that it was a symbol of her love for you, and if you didn't wear it, she'd kill you."

Krillin put the earring on his left ear quickly. Trunks took it off and put it on Krillin's right ear. Krillin noticed that he was being pulled out of the chamber by some invisible force.

"Uh, Trunks? Why is this thing pulling me?"

Trunks snickered as Krillin was jerked out and toward 18. When the pull jerked him off the lookout, Trunks flew after them until they came close to each other.

18 was confused as she was pulled toward Krillin. What the hell is going on?! She thought.

Krillin was thinking the same thing.

ZRRT!

The energy surge was so bright that Trunks had to shield his eyes from it. When the light dissipated, the result was android 18, with Krillin's face, and that "Double-voice" that all fusions have.

"What the hell is going on?" Said 18-Krillin.

flash!

Trunks erased the memory of them seeing each other in the air immediately prior to the fusion, so they wouldn't be able to know what the hell happened.

"Oh, um, nothing!" He replied.

"How did I get here?" asked 18-Krillin.

"You, uh, flew!"

18-Krillin scratched her(his? Its?) head. "I guess."

18-Krillin flew off.

Trunks stood there, in the air, laughing his arse off. Dear lord, is this fun! He thought.

He then flew to Goku's house, where Chi-Chi was cooking dinner. Something was seriously wrong. He could understand 18 and Krillin, because he erased their memories of what exactly happened, but Goku and Chi-Chi, neither one noticed what was happening.

"Hey! Trunks! How are you doing?"

Trunks looked at Chi-Chi. "Do you notice anything wrong?"

Chi-Chi had her head, but her body was Goku's. She looked at Trunks, and then, a realization came to him.

Oh crap! Goku! Chi-Chi! 18 and Krillin! They all know!

Chi-Chi looked down at herself, and then at Trunks. "Yeah, I know you did this."

He cringed. "Are…you going to tell my mom and dad?"

Chi-Chi shook her head. "No."

He opened his eyes. "Are you sure?!"

She examined her form, then replied, "You know what, Trunks? I think you really did something worthwhile here! At first I thought you did something mean and horrible, then I realized something. You helped me out. I like this better!"

He tried to run, but 18-Krillin was there. "Thank you, trunks." She(it?) replied.

He shook his head. This is too weird. It got even weirder as Goku and Piccolo walked in.

"No! No! NO!"

*blink, blink.*

"Trunks! You were having a nightmare!"

He sat up. Sure enough, he was in bed, asleep. Thank god it was a dream.

"We've got company over!"

Trunks washed up, dressed, and went downstairs. Bulma was there waiting.

"Go in the kitchen and greet our guests!"

He went in the kitchen. His eyes widened as he looked at the company there.

18-Krillin waved. "Hi Trunks!" She said. "Goku and the rest of them will be here shortly!"

Trunks managed to say two words before he passed out. "…Dear God…"

-the end-