An Unexpected Love pt.2
"You don't have to scream Vegeta, it's just me." Lita stated.
"I didn't scream, you just shocked... Oh shut up!" Vegeta shouted.
"My aren't we feisty? I just wanted to see what you were doing." Lita explained.
"Well you see so leave now." Vegeta demanded.
"Stop it! I just wanted to break ground and be friends, but you are always being so mean!" Lita raged.
"Why Lita, I thought you hated me, but now I see that you might actually have a slight crush on me." Vegeta implied.
"No I don't. You must be smelling too much gasoline and radiator fluid." Lita blushed.
"Don't worry. I won't tell Trunks on you. Just give me a kiss." Vegeta joked.
"Hah, hah. You know, I don't make fun of your crushes." Lita stated.
"Yes you do!" Vegeta shouted.
"Oh, so you're saying that you do have a crush on Serena." Lita replied.
"Not anymore." Vegeta said, concentrating on his car.
"Who's the Bride of Frankenstein?" Lita wondered.
"She has brown hair, dark-green eyes, tall, stylish, and she has a crush on me." Vegeta beat around the bush.
"Well, Vegeta, this is so sudden!" Lita said stupidly.
"Yeah, let's kiss then run away and get married!" Vegeta replied.
"Vegeta, I'm happy not insane." Lita stated.
"What's the difference?" Vegeta asked.
".... That's beside the point." Lita finally got out.
"Oh, and what point was that?" Vegeta questioned.
"Just shut up!" Lita ordered.
"Whoa, you don't have to go all cujo on me! Calm down. I'll get you something to drink." Vegeta offered.
"No thanks. Vegeta, I have a question. That kiss... Was it good?" Lita questioned.
"No, I've actually had better kisses from dogs." Vegeta said, still concentrating on his car.
"Oh, so you were raised by wolves. It was all kind of a mystery, but not anymore. Now people can know where you originate from!" Lita said excitedly.
"Hah, hah. Corny as hell. Maybe you should send your recipe to the Green Giant." Vegeta replied.
"Oh, and maybe you should write a letter to the library and look up a book that's just for you. It's entitled The Funny Looking Person That Doesn't Have A Clue. Oh, no I forgot, you stopped using your library card in diapers. They were probably made out of steel anyway. Maybe that's why you are so grumpy. You still have that sudden itch in your underwear as you did in your diapers. Or do you not change them anymore?" Lita explained.
By now, Vegeta realized he couldn't win. Not with this woman. Not now, not ever. She had too much dirt on him. Damn Trunks! Vegeta had never been so proud to call Trunks his son. He waved his finger in front of his face. Nope, I'm okay.
"Was that a nice thought I just had?" he whispered.
"Anyway. I can't believe I ever thought I liked you...Oopps!" Lita busted.
"I knew it! You like me!" Vegeta shouted happily.
"And you like me, so you can shut up." Lita said.
"Bong!" Vegeta shouted.
"Huh?" Lita wondered.
"God, I'm hyper." Vegeta stated.
"Uh-huh. Well, I'm going to leave now--" Lita was cut off by, well, a kiss.
She was shocked and amazed. But wait, hadn't Vegeta already checked for stupidity signs? Well if Trunks caught them, she'd have an excuse. But, he didn't. Which made her feel guilty.. Very guilty..
* * *
"Serena, we're making final preparations to enter Saturn's atmosphere.
Are you all strapped in?" Damien asked.
"Ready to go." Serena replied.
"Fifteen seconds til we enter the atmosphere....Ten seconds....Five
seconds....Entering the atmosphere. Hang on!!" Mint stated.
The pressure was intense, and the atmosphere was incredibly thick, and Serena thought that they would never make it through the atmosphere. But low and behold, for what seemed like years, they made it through the atmosphere. And there, they saw....Land!! This was a history making miracle! The land was rugged and worn, like it had been through years and years of bad storms. There was obviously no water, but the land had a yellow tinge to it. It was a vast place with mountains and valleys. Even channels crisscrossed this terrain. They soon landed, and with final preparation they were headed out onto the surface.
* * *
"Okay, that was a mistake right? You were just hyper right? I didn't cheat right?!" Lita said, panicking.
"I wasn't hyper. I am perfectly fine." Vegeta stated.
"Huh?" Lita said as she fainted.
"Oh, my God! Don't panic Vegeta, you can do this! Think! Think! You didn't do anything wrong! Yeah you didn't do anything wrong, you just betrayed your son! Chalk up another one for the 'Master Screw-up'! What am I going to do with the body! Ughh! I mean her! What am I going to do with her!" Vegeta panicked.
Vegeta picked her up, and laid her on the car. He then covered her with a blanket so nobody would see her, then he went to get Trunks's help.
"I need your help! Lita fainted!" Vegeta ran through the house screaming.
He finally found Trunks, reading in his bedroom.
"Didn't you hear me you demented person?!" Vegeta screamed.
"About what?" Trunks asked.
"About Lita fainting." Vegeta said panting.
"She fainted?" Trunks wondered.
"Very good Trunks! Get the girl! Fetch the girl!" Vegeta nagged.
"Okay! Okay!" Trunks yelled as he ran outside to the car.
When he saw nothing but a folded blanket on top of the car he turned towards Vegeta.
"There's no girl on that car!" Trunks complained.
"She was right there I swear." Vegeta defended himself.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Lita screamed.
Lita jumped from the tree and fell right on them both.
"What was that for?" Trunks asked.
"Can't talk now. But will in five seconds." Lita said hurriedly.
She ran five feet away from the guys when a rope caught their feet and hung them upside-down.
"Now I have all the time in the world to talk." Lita stated.
"What was this for?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, the first trick was to make you fall into my trap. And the rope thing was my trap. But, I did it just to get back at you two for putting melted farting candy in my pumpkin pie last night." Lita enlightened them.
"Are you going to let us down?" Trunks questioned.
"Yeah, I've had my fun. Besides, I made dinner and it should be ready right now." Lita said.
Lita untied them, and they followed her into the house. She put their plates in front of them and they looked confused.
"I thought tonight was spaghetti night." Trunks remarked.
"Last minute change of plans." Lita saved.
"What is this?" Vegeta asked.
"Beef cutlets in gravy with rice." Lita stated.
"Looks great." Trunks and Vegeta said simultaneously.
"What about you?" Trunks wondered.
"I already ate earlier." Lita explained.
She watched them eat up. She would let them suffer for a week or two before she told them that she had fed them dog food. She wanted to see how much their stomachs could handle.
* * *
Serena and her crew had to build a camp now. They had to observe as much of the planet as they could while they were here. The camp would take two weeks to build, but it would be worth it.
* * *
It had been two week since Lita had fed the guys dog food, and they had the trots bad!
"Awww, guys what's wrong?" Lita asked.
"Our stomachs are soo messed up, that we can't even keep our butts off the toilet for one minute!" Trunks groaned.
"Yeah, and I think the plumber is getting tired of coming out here too." Vegeta added.
Lita busted out laughing.
"What's so funny about our delicate condition?" Trunks asked.
"Maybe it was something you guys ate. I have to ask. Did you two enjoy the beef cutlets and gravy with rice I made you two weeks ago?" Lita wondered.
"Yeah, why?" Trunks questioned.
"Because that's what's making your stomachs hurt." Lita stated.
"What, did you buy a different brand?" Vegeta demanded.
"Yeah, it was Alpo." Lita replied.
"I've never heard of it." Trunks said.
Vegeta slapped Trunk's' head over and over until he got the fact that Alpo was a dog food brand. Then, Vegeta ran around the house screaming bloody murder, then coming back to pound Trunks more. Trunks, who was crying, held his stomach in agony. They both looked at Lita, then chased her across the house.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Guys it was JUST dog food!!" Lita screamed.
"Just dog food?!! JUST dog food?!" Vegeta yelled to Lita.
They finally caught her in Serena's bedroom. They threw her on the bed and locked the door.
"Listen guys, you deserved it." Lita stated.
"No we didn't!! We deserved to be hung by our toes, but not this!!" Trunks wailed.
Later that night, Lita was feeling REALLY guilty about the kiss so she decided what she must do. She had to tell Trunks. She walked into their bedroom, and got into bed beside him.
"Trunks." Lita whispered.
"Yes Lita?" Trunks said.
"Can we talk?" Lita wondered.
"Sure, what's wrong?" Trunks asked.
"Well, I have something to tell you. And it's the most horrible thing I could have ever done. But I feel that I have to tell you the truth... I kissed Vegeta, and he kissed me, and we both like each other....... There I said it." Lita stated.
Trunks couldn't say anything. He was so shocked that he hadn't had time to react. It was just, bang.
"You kissed him, and fell in love with him too, didn't you?" Trunks wondered.
"Yes, I did..." Lita said quietly.
"Oh..Then I guess I'll leave you two to be together." Trunks said as he walked out of the room.
Lita sighed, but she couldn't follow him.
Lita sat there and let her tears run down her face... What else could she do? She had just lost the love of her life because of her betrayal. She buried her face in her hands and began to scream and cry. Vegeta soon came into the room and he took her in his arms. Vegeta hushed her, and kissed her forehead.
"You know what I told him?" Lita asked.
Vegeta nodded, and held her close to his heart. Lita cried herself to sleep. Vegeta put her into bed and covered her up with blankets. Again, he kissed her forehead. He walked out and went into his own room.. It took a couple of days before Lita would come out of the room, and Trunks and Vegeta didn't even talk to each other. But as soon as Lita came out of the room, the guys gathered around her and took her to the living room where they could talk..
"I'll go first," Trunks started," Lita, I have been doing some thinking, and I think that you and Vegeta should be together........ Because I still love Serena, and I know you love Vegeta.."
"I love Lita, and Lita, I hope you will say yes to be my girlfriend." Vegeta hoped.
Lita sat there for it seemed like an hour..
"I love you too Vegeta and I say yes to your offer. Trunks go get Serena........." Lita stated.
* * *
The rocket landed and out came Serena. Trunks ran over to her and gave her a big hug. When they pulled back, she was crying and so was he.
"I have something to tell you.. Me and Lita are no more, and Lita and Vegeta are together and happy..... I have to ask you something now......... Can we start over?" Trunks asked.
Serena started to let more tears fall and stream down her face as she hugged him and kissed him.
She pulled back and said," It's good to be home."