Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ivy: Because I hired the chicken to break up Sam and Grace. David wasn't getting the job done.
Grace: Because the chicken's afraid of Kay. It knows just like I do that Kay will destroy us all.
Luis: The chicken crossed the road because he can't stand to see Sheridan with Antonio and me. He wants to take her away from me.
Beth: Because I told the chicken about my mother's evil plans to kill it and cook it for dinner.
Simone: The chicken crossed the road, because it's on it's way to a secret meeting with Chad.
Theresa: Because in some warped, twisted world the chicken thinks that Ethan is it's soulmate. As the true Mrs. Crane, I'll have that chicken fried!!!
Antonio: Because the chicken loves Sheridan so much, even though it is obvious to everyone but him, that Sheridan loves it's brother.
Eve: Because the chicken has some weird disease that I can't cure, because I never really went to medical school.
Fox: The chicken had secret plans that will be revealed in time.
Hank: The chicken crossed the road because it was tired of always being in the background and not having a story.