The Outer Oasis Series
Fanfiction: 8
Firefly of Death
"Road Trip"

Disclaimer: Well, if you wanted the outer scouts you got them in this chapter. Read, read, read. The world says read. This chapter is e x t r e e m l y funny. Please R&R!!

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Act 2: -Amara's Going A Road Too Far-
Location:

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"Hmmm a road trip." Serena said to herself. "Maybe I should start making plans, like organizing who should drive and who's going with who on which car, and what we should pack and where were going and stuff. But that would be the smart thing to do. I think…"

::Did I just think…intelligently? For once?:: Serena thought. ( a/n Odd, isn't it?)

"But…maybe I should call Amy to help me. I'm new at this 'organizing' stuff. She's real smart. Amy will know what to do." Serena said picking up the phone.

But just as she was picking up the phone, the doorbell rang.

"Anyone home?" a pleasant voice said in a muffled tone.

"Hello?" said Allison

"It's Amy!" Serena said to herself as she opened the door. "And Allison!"

"Hiyas Serena. I heard about the road trip. Let's plan this out." Amy smiled. "Oh! I brought Allison."

"Okay, sure." Serena said taking Amy the kitchen table. "Hi Allison."

"Hey, I heard this trip is going to be awesome!" said Allison.

"Sure is!" Serena wailed.

"Okay, first we have to see where we're going. I brought a list of resorts and lodges we can book for the week." Amy said. "We have a choice between Vermont, Minnesota, and Aspen."

"Aspen looks pretty. Let's go there." Serena said.

"You do know that's all the way in…Switzerland, right?" Allison said. "We….uh…are..…driving…to Switzerland?!

"I guess so." Amy said and smiled.

"Wow….Switzerland from Japan." Serena's eyes lit. "That is gonna be one long trip….in a car."

"All right, now we have to decide who will drive. Got a suggestion?" Amy asked.

"Well that's obvious." Serena said. "Me!"

"You can't drive…You…You'll get us all killed!" Amy said. "I'm putting down Amara, and Darien."
Amy wrote on a blank piece of tablet paper.

"How about….who goes with whom…we have to sepera---" Amy was cut off the doorbell.

"I'll get it." Serena called and opened the door.


There stood a young teenager in a warm sweater and acid-washed jeans with a short sandy-blonde hair. Standing with her was a graceful girl with sweet aquamarine hair wearing a long plaid dress and stitched winter sweater. Another woman was in the back with long pine-green hair, and another small child with short honestly black hair, wearing lots of black heavy clothing also stood there.

"Amara! Michelle! What's up?" Serena said.

"Nothing much. How 'bout you kenoko-chan?" Amara asked.

"Were going on a road trip. Would you like to come?" Serena asked.

"Of course! We'd love to." Michelle replied.

"May we come in?" Amara said impatiently.

"Sure, we're just planning this thing out." Serena replied.

"Whose 'we'?" Trista spoke.

"Hi guys!" Amy said in happy tone. "Allison is here, too."

"Hiyas!" Allison said.

"Oh, what's up Amy?" Michelle asked.

"Oh nothing. Wanna help us plan the trip?" Amy said.

"Yeah!" Hotaru said and ran over to Allison.

"We were on the point of who is going with you, Amara, and who is going with Darien." Amy explained.

"Well, I wanna go with Michelle." Amara said quickly.

"I want to go where Rini and Mya are going." Hotaru said.

"I don't really mind where I go." Trista muttered.

"Ok, then Amara will take Michelle, Mauri, Shelly, Allison, Trista, and…" Serena started squealing.

"And?" Amara asked intolerantly.

A little girl came out from behind Serena. She had red hair in heart pigtails and blue eyes.
"CHIBI CHIBI!!!" She squealed.

Amara slouched. "Why me?" She sighed unhopefully. She shook her head. She looked at Chibi-Chibi for about five minutes without blinking.

"CHIBI CHIBI!" She laughed and giggled in her own happy little world, which was making Amara very ticked. The two stared at each other for a good two minutes when Amara finally couldn't take it anymore.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Amara screamed. "Anything but her!!!!" Michelle suddenly punched her in the head and she almost lost her balance. She put her hand on her head and laughed nervously.

"Baka…." Michelle sighed.

"I….I….I..I have to take 'that' with us?" Amara said doubtfully.

"Ye Ye Ye Yes….Mara!" Michelle mocked. "You should be happy there is another person that acts like you! You can communicate with Chibi-Chibi." Michelle laughed slightly.

"Did you just call me a baby?" Amara wondered in grief.

"Yes, Amara. You are acting tremendously childish if you don't think we can handle a sweet little girl, like Chibi-Chibi." Michelle replied.

Amara slouched deeper in her chair.

"So that means I go with Darien, Lita, Raye, Mina, Amy, Rini, Hotaru, and Mya." Serena said.

"Yup." Allison said.

"When are we leaving for the road trip, Amy?" Serena asked.

"I think tomorrow will be a good time." Amy replied. "Let's all meet at Darien's house, okay?"

"Ok!" Everyone agreed.

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T H E N E X T D A Y

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"AMARA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Michelle yelled holding a hairbrush in one hand and gripping her light-green robe in another. "Tell me you didn't pack my (goooooood) nightgown!!!"

"Ohhhhhhhh!!! But Michelle!!!! Why not??!!" Amara said in grief.

"Because! We are going to a ski lodge resort in Aspen." Michelle started.

"Soooooo??????!!! We can't *do* anything?" Amara asked hopping for a "yes".

"You know we can't do this when there is impressionable, young children around us!!!" Michelle explained.

"Please I need to! We haven't done it in two weeks!!" Amara said.

"What's your point?" Michelle said. "I told you..NO. Especially with that scanty nightgown!!

"Ohhh!!! But Michelle, I wanted to do our laundry." Amara said.

::sweat drop::

"Hey, my good nightgown is cashmere. It will shred into pieces. You know that!" Michelle said.

"Has anyone seen my toothbrush??!!" Shelly asked.

"Yup! It's in the top bathroom shelf!" Michelle yelled downstairs.

"Thanks!" Shelly said.

"WAHHHHH!!!!!!" Mauri cried.

"Mauri, what's wrong??" Amara asked.

"Shelly took MY toothbrush!!!" Mauri cried more.

"Shelly!!!" Amara yelled. "Give Mauri back her toothbrush, please!!!"

"Ooopps, sorry Mauri. I didn't know." Shelly apologized.

'Oi…." Amara grumbled.

Michelle put her hand over her mouth and chuckled hysterically as she watched Amara try to survive to troubles of parenting.

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Serena's House

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"MA!!!! WHERE I PUT MY SHOES??!!" Serena cried.

"There on your feet, idiot." Rini pointed out.

Serena put her hand behind her head and nervously laughed.



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On The Road!

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"Everyone ready?" Darien asked.

"Yeah!" The group shouted.

"Then here we go!!! Aspen, here we come!" Darien said.



"CHIBI-CHIBI!!!!!" Amara yelled. "Will someone get her? She's jumping out the window!!"

"I have her, I have her." Michelle said.

"Do you believe we only have 5,000 miles to Aspen? (A/N: Very not accurate) Oh boy!" Allison corrected.

"Ohhhhh Booooyyyy…." Mauri sighed, looking out the car door window.



"What a beautiful scenery." exclaimed Lita.

"We're not even out of Tokyo, yet. You see this 'beautiful scenery' everyday." Raye said sarcastically.

"Did you bring anything to play with while were on the road?" Rini asked Hotaru and Mya.

"I brought my microphone!!!" Mya looked like she was pretending to sing.

"Ummm…..I brought my…lamp?" Hotaru said timidly.

"I brought my Sailor Moon Luna Rock Cd!!" Rini said.

"We can put it in the car Cd player." Mya said. "I can be the star!!!"

"I don't sing." Hotaru said sadly.

"Oh! I bet you could if you try!" Rini said cheerfully.

"Uhhhhh…that's okay Rini" Hotaru replied.



"CHIBI-CHIBI!!!!!" Chibi-Chibi said.

"We're reaching close to the Tokyo Bay." Amara said. "I feel kind of tired, Michelle. Can you take the wheel?"

"Sure, but you'll have to hold Chibi-Chibi." Michelle said.

"Uhhh….All right….." Amara sighed.

"CHIBI-CHIBI BATHROOM!!!!!! CHIBI-CHIBI BATHROOM!!!!!! CHIBI-CHIBI BATHROOM!!!!!!" Chibi-Chibi said happily.

"Uhhh…Michelle. What is she talking about?" Amara asked nervously.

"MICHELLE….."

"MICHELLE…."

"MICHELLE….!!!!!!!!"

"Heeheheee!!! Chibi-Chibi smiled. "BATHROOM!!! CHIBI-CHIBI BATHROOM!!!"

Instantly Amara felt liquid go through her jeans. Mauri and Shelly were laughing excitedly.

"Oh my god!!!!! Michelle!!! The 'thing' went on me!!!! Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!! My pants!!!" Amara screamed nervously.

"Okay, Okay, we'll just make a pit stop!" Michelle said.

Michelle pulled the car on the side of the road. Amara opened the car door. Her face was beet red. Luckily, there just so happened to be a gas station, and a restroom area. Some teenage boys, about the same age as Amara, came out of the bathroom door. Amara quickly tried to pull her shirt over the mess. Amara blushed even more. The boys began to laugh. What was Amara going to do now? She ran inside the girls' side of the bathroom. The boys looked very confused at her decision of bathrooms. They insisted she was a…guy. In the bathroom, Amara tried her best to pour water on the mess. It just wouldn't come out, and because of her putting water on it, it looked as if the spot was bigger. Amara ran faster than ever over to the car.

"Michelle, pop the trunk." Amara said. "I'm in need of a new pair of jeans…and quick!"

"Here." Michelle said handing her a pair of new jeans.

Amara ran full speed, to make sure no one saw her. Slipped into a bathroom stall, changed her pants and came out.

"Whoa." Amara sighed. "Michelle, I'm driving, thank-you very much!"

From not so far away, another car came across the gas station. It was Darien and the girls.

"What happened? Why did you guys stop?" Mina asked.

"Uhhh…..baby incident?" Allison spoke. Mauri and Shelly began to laugh again.

"Baby incident?" asked Mya.

"We'll talk about it later. C'mon we have to get to Aspen in only two days." Lita insisted.
They all got back in the cars.

"In the power of love!!! In the power of love…In the power of love…." Mya sung like a bird.

Hotaru just sat in depression. It was getting pretty dark out.

"We better look for a hotel before it gets too late." said Darien.

Darien search for about 40 minutes but actually found somewhere to spend the night. It wasn't too glamorous either. Everyone got out of the cars and on to the shabby road pavement on the snowy parking lot. Amara looked up at the brittle, chipped, half-painted sign on the hotel which read "The Shoji Inn"

The beds were so soft, that Amara sunk in.

"Amara-mama?!?!? Where are you?!?!" Mauri yelled.

"I'm right here." Amara said "Can you help me up?"

"Sure Mara-mama!" Mauri said with her little pigtails flinging in the air and helped the sunken blonde.



"I'm super tired." Mina told Mya.

"Me too. What are we doing tomorrow, Mina-mama?" Mya asked.

"I guess we're on the road again." Mina replied.




Yup!!! That's it…!! NOW Go to Chapter people!!!!……The Next includes these facts.

1. Cows

2. Cows

3. Cows?

You find out!!!………………