The Outer Oasis Series
Fanfiction: 8
Firefly of Death
"Road Trip"
Disclaimer: Okay, is it too long? The longer, the better cuz it gets funnier!! I do not own Sailor Moon. The great Naoko Takeuchi owns it. Ok…now you will find out why this is titled:
"I Don't Like Being Stranded With Cows"
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Act 3: -I Don't Like Being Stranded With Cows-
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"Sleepy…..Sleepy….Sleepy…. Num….Num…" Lita said in sleep.
"Teddy Bears….Lobster…..Big Hairy Gorilla…." Mina said in her sleep.
On the other side of the hotel room was Amara looking in the blurry bathroom mirror. The tall blonde was awake.
"How can these people sleep in those things they call beds?" Amara said to herself. "I can't believe in actually spending the night here. Ugghh…"
Finally she couldn't take it anymore.
"WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!!!??" Amara yelled for no reason.
Michelle along with everyone else came running into the dusty bathroom.
"Amara?! Are…you…all right?" Michelle asked.
"Yes." Amara said and smiled. "I'm okay."
"Then why the heck did you scream?!?!" Serena yelled.
Everyone looked at Serena.
"What???…." Serena said with a surprised look.
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1 hour. L A T E R
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"So…sleepy…must slee…numm nummm" Serena said and closed her eyes.
(((CRASHHH)))
"Wha?" Serena woke up.
"Hee Ha Hee Woooo Hooo!!!" a voice said.
Serena didn't bother to wake up the others. She ran outside to find three overgrown, wild, men…who were drunk and an old red pick-up truck. They just so happen to look like a bunch of hillbillies. (a/n I guess that explains the whole "Hee Ha Hee Woooo Hooo!!!")
"Woo Hoo! Lookie' what we got here. A purrrrty little woman."
One said and put a beer bottle up to his mouth.
"You're right, Bill! She sure is purrrrty! Woo!" another yelled out.
The last one went over and started to pretend he was dancing with her. Then instantly he picked Serena up and threw her in the back of the pick up truck.
"WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Serena cried.
Well, I guess you know this had wake everyone up. The three hillbillies hopped in the truck pushed the gas pedal and zoomed off. Darien, Lita, Mina, Rei, Allison, Mya, Shelly, Mauri, Trista, Hotaru, Rini, Amara….and Chibi-Chibi all ran down the rackety staircase. Amara, with her athletic ability, ran as fast as she could to catch up to the hillbilly truck.
"MOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mauri yelled and ran after Amara.
"No Mauri!! No!!" Amara yelled back.
"MAAAAAUUUUURRRRIIIIII!!!!" Shelly yelled and ran after Mauri and pretty soon everyone was running after the truck. It was the middle of the night, though. So it was extremely hard to see where you were going.
So as our story goes, stupid Serena with her unintelligent ability, puts her pathetic life at risk and went to see what was making odd noises outside. It just so happens it was three humongous large, DRUNK HILLBILLIES there, who were DRUNK and while these DRUNKEN HILLBILLIES were DRUNK, picked Serena up put her in a pick-up truck and zoomed off. Then high-speed Amara comes, tries her best to catch up to the hillbilly truck , and ah, well, "monkey see, monkey do". I guess because Mauri continues to run after Amara, Shelly after Mauri and so on.
So you're asking yourself…..what the heck is going on? Well……read….keep going……keep going…STOP!!!!
Continue……
"I'm coming Serena!!!" Amara shouted.
"Me…" Mauri started since she out of breath.
"Too!" Shelly finished for her.
And not so far behind was Amara's favorite person in the whole wide world. Are you guessing Michelle? Well you would be totally….WRONG.
"CHIBI-CHIBI!!!!!!" she yelled and giggled. "CHIBI-CHIBI-CHIBI!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Amara yelled.
"Not you again!
Chibi-Chibi surprisingly caught up to Amara…and climbed on top of her. On her head…."
"No Chibi-Chibi! No!!!!" Amara said running with no control.
"Ha Ha Chibi-No!! Chibi-No!!" Chibi-Chibi shouted.
Amara suddenly grasped the edge of truck. "Yes!"
"Heee Heee Hooo!!!" one hillbilly said.
"Serena grab my hand!" Amara yelled.
"Your….hand?" Serena said softly.
"Yes, my hand!!! This object connected to my arm!!!" Amara said and waved her hand in her face.
Serena jumped off….and the day is saved thanks to the…WAIT wrong show.
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On the ferry…
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"Wow! I can't believe were on the ferry" Lita shouted.
"It's beautiful!" Mina said.
Amara laid on a sundeck chair.
"Amara?" Michelle spoke.
"Yes?" Amara said.
"I…I'm sorry…" Michelle said.
"For what, love?" Amara replied.
"For everything this trip has put you through…" Michelle replied.
Amara kissed her head. "That's all right Michelle. You didn't do anything."
Michelle smiled.
"All off at Europe!" The ferry driver said.
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E U R O P E
(on the road again)
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We're almost there!!" Amy said.
"Woo Hoo!" Mina said in joy.
"Gee, there a lot of farms around here." Lita said.
"Sure are." Darien said.
"Look!" Mauri said.
"What?!" Shelly said and smiled.
"CHIBI-CHIBI COWS!" Chibi-Chibi shouted.
"Wha? Cows? Did someone say-------" Amara stopped
"MoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!" a few Cows said.
"Cows?" Amara exclaimed and looked over at Chibi-Chibi.
When Amara turned around, a very, very, very, bad thing happened.
…..
…..
…..
…..
"COWS?!?" Amara shirked when she turned around because in her face was a giant black and white marbled, hairy COW. Amara ran off the road and into a deserted farm.
Now the scouts are…dun….dun…..dun….stranded with cows. Oh boy!.
"Mooo Moooo…." a cow mooed in Mina's ear.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!" Raye finally said. " I….MUST…GET…OFF….THIS ….STUPID…FARM AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
"What are we going to do?" Allison asked nervously.
"I don't think there's anything we can do." Amy replied.
"Hey Ladies." a man pulled over to the side of the deserted farm and rolled down his window. "Need a ride?"
"Oh my god! Yes!" Lita said with lovey dovey eyes.
"Hop in, oh, don't forget ya bags!" the man said.
____*____
AN AIRPLANE
AND AN HOUR
LATER…..ASPEN!
____*____
"Oh wow! We're finally here!" Mina exclaimed.
"I'm exhausted!" Hotaru shouted.
"Me too." Mya said
Everyone put their bags and luggage on the floor of the wooden cabin.
"This is…..nice." Michelle said
"Lets go skiing!" Trista said.
"Uh…skiing?" Amara said in surprise.
____*____
Uh…The Bad/Funny Accident
____*____
"So, lean forward and push!" the instructor said.
Amara looked down on the steep snowy hill.
"I….I…..I….can't do it!!" Amara said nervously.
"CHIBI-SNOW! CHIBI-SNOW!" Chibi-Chibi giggled, grabbed on to Amara's knee, and did the worst thing.
"NOOOOOO!!!! CHIBI-CHIBI!!!! NOOOO…..!!!!!" Amara screamed as her body flew down the hill with Chibi-Chibi clinging to her knee. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I……CAN'T SKI!!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!! GET THIS KID OFF ME!!!! MIIIIICCCCCHHHHHEEEELLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!"
At that moment, Chibi slid off Amara's knee and glided down the hill.
"Teee Heeee Teee Heeee!!!!" Chibi-Chibi giggled and waved her hands in the air.
Well, you really don't want to happen to Amara….do you?
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
One word. C R A S H
Would this be the first time Amara crashed….? Even without…a car?? Now, we must know, Amara can control a situation, but when it includes two ski poles and a little child with red hair? uh, don't think so. In a few minutes or so....
"Amara! Amara! Are you alright?" Michelle called.
"Ouhhhh Oooohhh Ouccchhhh…." Amara could hardly speak and her eyes slowly closed.
"Hospital! We must get her to a hospital!" Michelle yelled at whoever was speaking.
Pretty soon, a red-flashing truck with men screaming: get out of the way! Came down snow-filled hill. The took Amara to a white, white, room. She could feel lights bouncing on her light skin. She could her doctors operating and the sound of pointy, unfamiliar objects piercing her skin. After the operation, Amara had to stay in the hospital for critical recovery.
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At The Snow Lodge
____*____
"I'm hungry…and a little thirsty." Serena said.
"You're always hungry!" Raye stammered.
"No I'm not!" Serena argued.
"Whatever…" Raye sighed.
"I'll go get some hot cocoa! Mmmmm….." Mina said warmly.
5 minutes later….
"MINA!!!!" Raye shouted. "NOT ON MY NEW SNOW COAT!!!!"
She said as the extremely hot chocolate cocoa spilled all over her.
"Uh…sorry…eh" Mina said apologetically.
"Errrrr…" Raye growled.
"Chibi-Chibi-Chocolate?" Chibi-Chibi asked.
"Here you go, Chibi-Chibi." Lita gave a small cup o' joe.
( A Day Later )
Amara returned from the hospital.
( H O M E )
"I don't think we're going on anymore vacations with Chibi-Chibi." Michelle said.
"I don't think I want to." Amara said.
"Chibi?" Chibi-Chibi enter the room.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Amara yelled and ran...uh....limped out of the room.
The
End….
Thanks….pretty weird story, huh? Uh…please R&R, okay?………Firefly of Death. ^__^
Fanfiction: 8
Firefly of Death
"Road Trip"
Disclaimer: Okay, is it too long? The longer, the better cuz it gets funnier!! I do not own Sailor Moon. The great Naoko Takeuchi owns it. Ok…now you will find out why this is titled:
"I Don't Like Being Stranded With Cows"
____*____
Act 3: -I Don't Like Being Stranded With Cows-
____*____
"Sleepy…..Sleepy….Sleepy…. Num….Num…" Lita said in sleep.
"Teddy Bears….Lobster…..Big Hairy Gorilla…." Mina said in her sleep.
On the other side of the hotel room was Amara looking in the blurry bathroom mirror. The tall blonde was awake.
"How can these people sleep in those things they call beds?" Amara said to herself. "I can't believe in actually spending the night here. Ugghh…"
Finally she couldn't take it anymore.
"WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!!!??" Amara yelled for no reason.
Michelle along with everyone else came running into the dusty bathroom.
"Amara?! Are…you…all right?" Michelle asked.
"Yes." Amara said and smiled. "I'm okay."
"Then why the heck did you scream?!?!" Serena yelled.
Everyone looked at Serena.
"What???…." Serena said with a surprised look.
____*____
1 hour. L A T E R
____*____
"So…sleepy…must slee…numm nummm" Serena said and closed her eyes.
(((CRASHHH)))
"Wha?" Serena woke up.
"Hee Ha Hee Woooo Hooo!!!" a voice said.
Serena didn't bother to wake up the others. She ran outside to find three overgrown, wild, men…who were drunk and an old red pick-up truck. They just so happen to look like a bunch of hillbillies. (a/n I guess that explains the whole "Hee Ha Hee Woooo Hooo!!!")
"Woo Hoo! Lookie' what we got here. A purrrrty little woman."
One said and put a beer bottle up to his mouth.
"You're right, Bill! She sure is purrrrty! Woo!" another yelled out.
The last one went over and started to pretend he was dancing with her. Then instantly he picked Serena up and threw her in the back of the pick up truck.
"WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Serena cried.
Well, I guess you know this had wake everyone up. The three hillbillies hopped in the truck pushed the gas pedal and zoomed off. Darien, Lita, Mina, Rei, Allison, Mya, Shelly, Mauri, Trista, Hotaru, Rini, Amara….and Chibi-Chibi all ran down the rackety staircase. Amara, with her athletic ability, ran as fast as she could to catch up to the hillbilly truck.
"MOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mauri yelled and ran after Amara.
"No Mauri!! No!!" Amara yelled back.
"MAAAAAUUUUURRRRIIIIII!!!!" Shelly yelled and ran after Mauri and pretty soon everyone was running after the truck. It was the middle of the night, though. So it was extremely hard to see where you were going.
So as our story goes, stupid Serena with her unintelligent ability, puts her pathetic life at risk and went to see what was making odd noises outside. It just so happens it was three humongous large, DRUNK HILLBILLIES there, who were DRUNK and while these DRUNKEN HILLBILLIES were DRUNK, picked Serena up put her in a pick-up truck and zoomed off. Then high-speed Amara comes, tries her best to catch up to the hillbilly truck , and ah, well, "monkey see, monkey do". I guess because Mauri continues to run after Amara, Shelly after Mauri and so on.
So you're asking yourself…..what the heck is going on? Well……read….keep going……keep going…STOP!!!!
Continue……
"I'm coming Serena!!!" Amara shouted.
"Me…" Mauri started since she out of breath.
"Too!" Shelly finished for her.
And not so far behind was Amara's favorite person in the whole wide world. Are you guessing Michelle? Well you would be totally….WRONG.
"CHIBI-CHIBI!!!!!!" she yelled and giggled. "CHIBI-CHIBI-CHIBI!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Amara yelled.
"Not you again!
Chibi-Chibi surprisingly caught up to Amara…and climbed on top of her. On her head…."
"No Chibi-Chibi! No!!!!" Amara said running with no control.
"Ha Ha Chibi-No!! Chibi-No!!" Chibi-Chibi shouted.
Amara suddenly grasped the edge of truck. "Yes!"
"Heee Heee Hooo!!!" one hillbilly said.
"Serena grab my hand!" Amara yelled.
"Your….hand?" Serena said softly.
"Yes, my hand!!! This object connected to my arm!!!" Amara said and waved her hand in her face.
Serena jumped off….and the day is saved thanks to the…WAIT wrong show.
____*____
On the ferry…
____*____
"Wow! I can't believe were on the ferry" Lita shouted.
"It's beautiful!" Mina said.
Amara laid on a sundeck chair.
"Amara?" Michelle spoke.
"Yes?" Amara said.
"I…I'm sorry…" Michelle said.
"For what, love?" Amara replied.
"For everything this trip has put you through…" Michelle replied.
Amara kissed her head. "That's all right Michelle. You didn't do anything."
Michelle smiled.
"All off at Europe!" The ferry driver said.
____*____
E U R O P E
(on the road again)
____*____
We're almost there!!" Amy said.
"Woo Hoo!" Mina said in joy.
"Gee, there a lot of farms around here." Lita said.
"Sure are." Darien said.
"Look!" Mauri said.
"What?!" Shelly said and smiled.
"CHIBI-CHIBI COWS!" Chibi-Chibi shouted.
"Wha? Cows? Did someone say-------" Amara stopped
"MoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!" a few Cows said.
"Cows?" Amara exclaimed and looked over at Chibi-Chibi.
When Amara turned around, a very, very, very, bad thing happened.
…..
…..
…..
…..
"COWS?!?" Amara shirked when she turned around because in her face was a giant black and white marbled, hairy COW. Amara ran off the road and into a deserted farm.
Now the scouts are…dun….dun…..dun….stranded with cows. Oh boy!.
"Mooo Moooo…." a cow mooed in Mina's ear.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!" Raye finally said. " I….MUST…GET…OFF….THIS ….STUPID…FARM AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
"What are we going to do?" Allison asked nervously.
"I don't think there's anything we can do." Amy replied.
"Hey Ladies." a man pulled over to the side of the deserted farm and rolled down his window. "Need a ride?"
"Oh my god! Yes!" Lita said with lovey dovey eyes.
"Hop in, oh, don't forget ya bags!" the man said.
____*____
AN AIRPLANE
AND AN HOUR
LATER…..ASPEN!
____*____
"Oh wow! We're finally here!" Mina exclaimed.
"I'm exhausted!" Hotaru shouted.
"Me too." Mya said
Everyone put their bags and luggage on the floor of the wooden cabin.
"This is…..nice." Michelle said
"Lets go skiing!" Trista said.
"Uh…skiing?" Amara said in surprise.
____*____
Uh…The Bad/Funny Accident
____*____
"So, lean forward and push!" the instructor said.
Amara looked down on the steep snowy hill.
"I….I…..I….can't do it!!" Amara said nervously.
"CHIBI-SNOW! CHIBI-SNOW!" Chibi-Chibi giggled, grabbed on to Amara's knee, and did the worst thing.
"NOOOOOO!!!! CHIBI-CHIBI!!!! NOOOO…..!!!!!" Amara screamed as her body flew down the hill with Chibi-Chibi clinging to her knee. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I……CAN'T SKI!!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!! GET THIS KID OFF ME!!!! MIIIIICCCCCHHHHHEEEELLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!"
At that moment, Chibi slid off Amara's knee and glided down the hill.
"Teee Heeee Teee Heeee!!!!" Chibi-Chibi giggled and waved her hands in the air.
Well, you really don't want to happen to Amara….do you?
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
One word. C R A S H
Would this be the first time Amara crashed….? Even without…a car?? Now, we must know, Amara can control a situation, but when it includes two ski poles and a little child with red hair? uh, don't think so. In a few minutes or so....
"Amara! Amara! Are you alright?" Michelle called.
"Ouhhhh Oooohhh Ouccchhhh…." Amara could hardly speak and her eyes slowly closed.
"Hospital! We must get her to a hospital!" Michelle yelled at whoever was speaking.
Pretty soon, a red-flashing truck with men screaming: get out of the way! Came down snow-filled hill. The took Amara to a white, white, room. She could feel lights bouncing on her light skin. She could her doctors operating and the sound of pointy, unfamiliar objects piercing her skin. After the operation, Amara had to stay in the hospital for critical recovery.
____*____
At The Snow Lodge
____*____
"I'm hungry…and a little thirsty." Serena said.
"You're always hungry!" Raye stammered.
"No I'm not!" Serena argued.
"Whatever…" Raye sighed.
"I'll go get some hot cocoa! Mmmmm….." Mina said warmly.
5 minutes later….
"MINA!!!!" Raye shouted. "NOT ON MY NEW SNOW COAT!!!!"
She said as the extremely hot chocolate cocoa spilled all over her.
"Uh…sorry…eh" Mina said apologetically.
"Errrrr…" Raye growled.
"Chibi-Chibi-Chocolate?" Chibi-Chibi asked.
"Here you go, Chibi-Chibi." Lita gave a small cup o' joe.
( A Day Later )
Amara returned from the hospital.
( H O M E )
"I don't think we're going on anymore vacations with Chibi-Chibi." Michelle said.
"I don't think I want to." Amara said.
"Chibi?" Chibi-Chibi enter the room.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Amara yelled and ran...uh....limped out of the room.
The
End….
Thanks….pretty weird story, huh? Uh…please R&R, okay?………Firefly of Death. ^__^